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The Americans "Gregory" Review: The Heart Is a Lonely Spy Hunter

The Americans S01E03: "Gregory"

The FBI and KGB raced to make contact with fallen fellow spy Robert's secret wife and baby, while Phillip discovered another hidden relationship between Elizabeth and a longtime asset. Named for her lover, "Gregory" was a mostly solid episode that briefly sacrificed momentum in favor of addressing broader plot points. Overall, the third chapter of this very exciting spy tale anticipated a need to expand the universe, traveling out of town to introduce some new players in the spies-are-people-too club. The result was a painful one for the devoted Phillip, who found himself emotionally cuckolded by a family partner whose Siberian-like coldness he'd once rationalized as just being part of the job. In other words: Happy Valentine's Day!

Now that the rules of this world have pretty much been established (i.e. spy missions + family probs + the FBI), the conceptual elephant in the storytelling room (for us nitpickers) is the question of how many angles The Americans will be able to create by juxtaposing emotion and cold-hearted spy responsibilities before repeating combinations of each. The quick answer is "a finite amount." Should this excellent drama continue (sorry to think this way, but TV is so fickle!), it won't always be about how well Phillip and Elizabeth juggle these two spheres of life—just like Breaking Bad stopped being about Walter White battling the expenses of cancer via meth kingpinship, and grew to be more about his deeper struggles as a character with whom we became engaged.

Heck, even if there were an endless number of ways to explore feelings + spy life, would that be as enjoyable as watching fictional people grow in real ways? Like, a procedural, but about new and different examples of how espionage complicates the homestead? The answer is no, which is why we're already getting a thread right up front addressing romantic infidelity in the same episode that explores a sort of professional unfaithfulness. No offense to Phillip, but thank goodness Elizabeth dropped this common marital dirty bomb on him while their peculiar situation still has the dramatic juice to, uh, "capitalize" on it.

If Robert's secret family was a logistical problem to the KGB, then Elizabeth's history with Gregory (a remarkable Derek Luke) was the emotional equivalent of a ballistic siege for Phillip. And not the good kind. After fifteen years of playing house together he had come to believe the cover, and who could blame him? Countless are the non-secret-agent marriages where one party feels more strongly than the other, or the ease of tradition stands in the way of domestic upheaval. Enter Gregory, a passionate African-American activist who Elizabeth connected with at Martin Luther King, Jr. rallies, who gave her everything her husband couldn't, and with whom she nearly abandoned Phillip for a month before giving birth to Paige. His apartment has paintings! Youch. It's the classic case of Lover A's appeal being the polar opposite of Lover B (#valentinesday). Most importantly, his introduction changes Elizabeth from a withholding, lonesome partner to a more self-sufficient individual. Rather than settle for assigned circumstances, she took the initiative to find satisfaction—a trait that will come in handy should she ever buck the KGB structure to ensure her own family's safety.

If any character gets the sympathy award this episode, it's definitely Phillip. Not only did he suffer through that silly earring-and-beanie disguise combo, but he also nobly defended a dead pal ("Robert was my friend.... If you touch his wife I'll kill you"); turned pain into a borderline desperate threat with lines like "You don't have a family, do you Gregory?"; and basically experienced the worst kind of romantic betrayal a committed partner can. It doesn't matter how many necks he snaps, or blonde assets he takes to bed, Phillip's measure of strength and intimate fulfillment is decided solely by Elizabeth's willingness to complete his family. To have his happiness barometer crushed under the surprise of a long-form, domestic lie further humanized him, when already Phillip seemed pretty dang suburban. Not only is he a husband and a father, now he's one who's experienced something plenty of non-spy patriarchs have too. Or has he? Elizabeth's retort of "Lied? What does that even mean to us?" was that kind of real talk that brings arguments to a halt with glass-cutting logic and left Phillip utterly vulnerable. So THANK GOODNESS she followed it up with the admission that she felt as though what she once had with Gregory, she was now starting to have with Phillip. Case closed!

Moving outside the personal arena and into the public, we were treated to some downright mesmerizing, wordless sequences of FBI agents getting duped by Gregory's network of Philly dudes. Sometimes the human drama is so engaging I forget there are actual spy games at play, so the moments of espionage are as satisfying as they are surprising. I'm not exactly sure how to phrase it, but there's an added enjoyment in being able to watch all the secretive action play out amongst unassuming citizens, as though the presence of regular passersby makes one aware of the privilege in seeing what's really going on. After all, if there was no "normal world," how else would these spies and their hunters function? They need day-to-day happenings in order to maneuver. Robert's mistake was in attempting to bridge these two worlds without a) informing the KGB, and b) informing his wife. He stands as an example of the instability that arises when the burden of secrets is taken on alone. Even Gregory's team—which had no idea of their leader's Russian connection, risked exposing Phillip and Elizabeth to the tenacious Beemon, and you can believe it's going to come down to Gregory having to protect Elizabeth when the FBI comes knocking down doors.

Scariest of all was the handling of Joyce and baby by new KGB supervisor Claudia (Margo Martindale/the beloved Mags Bennett from Justified). What better an ally/adversary for the suburban Jennings than a similarly domestic grandma figure with sinister power? Warmly receptive on the outside, but ultimately passing Joyce and her child off to an ominous black van on a darkened forest road, was a pretty clear metaphor for being given over to the shadowy abyss of death. Here's a rule everyone should follow: Don't get in black vans! If that wasn't a clear-enough image, then Joyce winding up dead from a drug overdose with the bleakness of a William Friedkin film drove home the point that when it comes to relationships, be they spy or otherwise, secrets kill.

– Lots of cool spy stuff (secret newspaper codes, invisible ink, briefcase hand-offs, "tails.") Keep it coming!

– Thankful Robert's baby made it to Russia. KGB are not child killers. So far.

– Man I could seriously give a care (at least this episode) about the ballistic defense system plot. I know it's necessary for the framework of the season, but there was so much other interesting stuff going the mere mention of it stuck out as a low point.

– On that note, HATED the fight sequence while retrieving ballistic defense system plans. After such naturalistic action choreography in the first two episodes, this felt like something out of a straight-to-DVD movie filmed in Prague.

– Beemon's work with Nina is proving him to be a capable, and sometimes likable adversary.

– I swear Amador's getting sidelined in the office. I totally think this will come into play down the line.

– Had to look up this '80s reference: "She just disappeared out of thin air. Is she Doug Henning?" Turns out he was a magician.

– Also had to look up "Rudolf Abel." A pretty famous spy who eventually got caught, sentenced, then swapped for the release of an American pilot

– Phillip: "I will snap your neck and I will move on with my day." The thing is, he totally WILL.


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Supernatural "Heartache" Review: Just Tear My Heart Out and... Eat It

Supernatural S08E03: "Heartache"

Jensen Ackles' third turn in the director's chair brought out the gore when the recipients of a star athlete's vital organs suddenly developed a taste for hearts. Sam pined for a boring normal life with the sort of willful tunnel vision we haven't seen since Season 1, which was an annoying trait, even back when it made sense. Dean continued to sulk over Sam not looking for him during his year in Purgatory, but also tossed tons of olive branches into Sam's side of the Impala and seemed almost manic in his drive to recreate the good old days, but Sam didn't bite. He misses his ladyfriend and the normal life he never had before... except for those four years at Stanford that I guess we're just pretending never happened. The scene at the end of the episode with Amelia and Riot was touching and on a weird note, I really liked the background music, but the implication that Sam Winchester has never in his entire life had a birthday cake just didn't gel with what we know about his past. Tween Dean stole baby bro Christmas presents to make the holiday special, you don't think he did the same for birthdays? Dearly departed Jess baked cookies in the pilot purely because she missed her boyfriend. I don't think birthday cake would have been a stretch.

When Jeremy Carver was first recruited as the new showrunner and voiced his intention to cast off some of the show's heavy mythology and return to the roots of the series, I was concerned, but optimistic. Absolutely, the mythology had grown daunting. Sam and Dean were both broken down by loss and Hell; shadows of their former selves who, admittedly, weren't a whole heck of a lot of fun to watch at times. However, as unpleasant as their evolution often was, the fact that Sam and Dean ARE fundamentally different individuals than those we were introduced to eight seasons ago speaks volumes of the writing and production staff's attention to character development and that's a very good thing. No, watching Dean drink himself stupid week in and week out was not the least bit entertaining and while the Sam and Hallucifer saga was one of the better storylines of Season 7, realistically, it couldn't go on indefinitely. Supernatural wrote its leads into some very dark places and the decision to move them back toward being functional people is welcome, but my concern with what we are seeing is that, rather than considering all of the character development that has come before and incorporating those experiences into our new and improved Winchesters, Carver has instead simply hit the redo button.

But this isn't a comic book. You can't just stop everything and start over when you don't like the characters you've been given to work with.

Sam wants a normal, apple pie life. Dean just wants to drive around and gank monsters with his little brother. Dean doesn't understand how Sam can turn his back on their born-and-bred duty, the family business and all that. Sam doesn't understand why Dean doesn't want to be normal, or at least why Dean won't let HIM be normal. It's Season 1 all over again. We've DEALT with these issues. Dean gradually came to want the normal life himself and got it during his time with Lisa. Conversely, Sam came to understand and accept his place in life and for awhile, adopted Dean's dedication and drive to save people and hunt things.

Supernatural "Heartache" Photos

Jeremy Carver has written some of the very best episodes of the entire series, ("A Very Supernatural Christmas" and "Mystery Spot" EASILY make my top ten), and I know that he knows who Dean and Sam Winchester are. So for that reason, despite my grumbling, I remain optimistic... but very cautiously so. I hate Sam's storyline because it makes zero sense, but on the bright side, for once, Dean's story is interesting, believable, and awesome. We are dealing with Purgatory with an honesty that was sadly lacking when we "dealt" with Hell. Please, oh please, don't blow it.

Sam brooded over losing Kevin and remaining away from his dog and woman, but Dean spotted the news report about some jogger literally having his heart ripped from his body and became positively giddy at the idea of a new hunt. It was off to Minneapolis, Minnesota and then Boulder, Colorado as the pieces gradually came together—Brick Holmes, a revered professional football player, was an organ donor who perished in a mysterious car accident the previous year. Recipients of his organs seemed to develop amazing health and athletic prowess, as well as a nasty habit of ripping people's hearts from their bodies.

It just so happened that Brick Holmes was actually a semi-immortal, millennia-old Mayan warrior who made a deal with a corn god to never grow old or weak. The only catch was that he had to occasionally sacrifice an innocent's ticker, but things went well for a few hundred years. Brick earned fame and fortune under various aliases, excelling at various sports. Then he met Betsy, got married, and got sad when he realized that while he got to stay young and healthy forever, she was still aging on schedule and would someday make him a widower. He drove his car off of a bridge intending to destroy the body and finally die. The fact that its organs ended up donated was the result of a publicity stunt a few years earlier when famous athletes encouraged others to sign up as organ donors by signing up themselves.

Despite her initial apprehension, Betsy was quick to cooperate with Sam and Dean when confronted with their evidence and a quick trip to the Bunny Hole Strip Club to waste the exotic dancer who received Brick's heart, put an end to the ritualistic sacrifices. Huzzah.

In contrast to the past two episodes, in which we saw Dean reluctantly pining for the purity of Purgatory and taking top-secret phone calls from vampire BFF Benny, this week we saw a Dean who was clearly trying to enjoy his freedom. He ate donuts and made faces at Sam's fancy organic apples. He even toned down his ongoing anger over Sam leaving the life to try being nice, straight-up telling Sam that he was happy to be hunting with him again. Dean said that he knew what it felt like to be a warrior and he embraced it. I don't think we've seen him this well-adjusted since at least Season 3.

What say you? I'm sure Dean was sincere about everything he said, but after two episodes full of brooding, flashbacks, and nods toward PTSD-induced disorientation, Dean's assertiveness that he's happy, content, and fine seemed forced. Is Dean taking the fake-it-'til-you-make-it approach to coping with Purgatory? How long until it backfires brilliantly?

1. Okay. What's Amelia's story? I know, I know we'll get it eventually, but what are your theories? Are they still together? Did Sam break things off or is he just on a "hunting trip" with his brother? Will she survive the season or become another unfortunate victim of Sam Winchester's Peen o' Death?

2. Dean bought an app. I'm so proud. I mean, just a few years ago he was clueless as to what Myspace was.

3. HELLO PAPA ACKLES! Jensen Ackles' real-life father Alan Ackles played the cop in the beginning of this episode. The last time we saw/heard him was as the news anchor in Season 6's "Weekend at Bobby's."

4. "Personally, I prefer the Keith Richards version."

5. MaryAnn Whining About Sam's Storyline Some More: "I just want my time to count for something." What, going to Hell and stopping the Apocalypse wasn't good enough for you? (Except that it WAS, and Sam said as much last season during his Zen phase, so there's really no point in continuing to flog this dead, mummified, and sealed-in-carbonite horse.)

6. I liked the fact that Sam sent their recording of Crazy Arthur's dead language ramblings to that professor from "The Slice Girls." The brothers need some new friends and acquaintances since everyone else is dead. I'm holding out for a Sheriff Mills sighting, myself. Who would you like to see visit this season?


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Leverage "The D.B. Cooper Job" Review: Flashback Heart Attack

Leverage S05E06: "The D.B. Cooper Job"

This week, Leverage played with a little trick they've done before—the majority of the episode was a flashback to another decade that didn't include any of the main characters.

Before we talk about this episode, I want to briefly hit upon the show's last attempt at this maneuver in "The Van Gogh Job," an episode early in Season 4. In it, an elderly African American man told Nate the story of his star-crossed love during World War II. The story helped Nate recover a Van Gogh that had been hidden in an organ for decades. And quite frankly, the episode was TERRIBLE. I don't just watch Leverage for the heist stories (though those are cool), I watch because of the characters. The people in the old man's story were played by the same actors as the Leverage cast, but it wasn't the Leverage crew, and it was just plain weird.

So going in to the "D. B. Cooper Job" I was not expecting anything good. I knew from the previews that this was going to be another period episode, set in the 70s instead of World War II. But, a few episodes ago I vowed to not overthink this season and just enjoy the ride, so I was determined to keep an open mind. I don't know if it was my low expectations or not, but I really enjoyed this one! I think the main reason is that even though the characters were different, the story held my attention better than "The Van Gogh Job" did. Was it one of the best Leverage episodes ever? No. But it was certainly entertaining, and at the end of the day that's why I watch TV.

To start the episode off, McSweeten returned! Nice continuity! Way way back in Season 1, Hardison and Parker met Todd McSweeten, a real FBI agent, when they were pretending to be FBI agents. Since then McSweeten and his partner have come across the Leverage team several times, and they've always been a big help—though this time McSweeten was the one who needed help. Todd's father was dying and so he was desperate to solve the one case his father never could—enter D. B. Cooper. In 1971 Cooper hijacked a plane before parachuting away with $200,000.

Nate talked to the father, Peter McSweeten, who told him the story of his investigation. The rest of the crew met with Steve Reynolds, McSweeten's partner. Reynolds had been personally involved in the case because his wife was a stewardess on the plane. Aaaaand, cue the flashback to the 70s with the Leverage actors playing the various characters. Nate and Sophie's doppleganger characters were Mr. and Mrs. Peter McSweeten, Todd's parents. McSweeten senior had just been promoted to the FBI office in Seattle when he got called in on the Cooper case.

Cooper gave a stewardess (Parker in character) a note saying he had a bomb. He demanded that when the plane land authorities give him $200,000 and four parachutes. The pilot was then to fly to Mexico City, but keep its altitude low. He then parachuted out en route. The stewardess gave the FBI a very detailed description of Cooper's face, but they never found him.

Partway through the story, Nate interrupted to take a phone call from the crew. They had found a Daniel Cooper who seemed to fit the bill, and were on their way to find him.

McSweeten Sr. went on to talk about how the failed investigation affected him. He was unofficially demoted, and for a while became obsessed with the Cooper case, which upset his wife and made his son just as fixated on D. B. Cooper. After meeting with the stewardess McSweeten became thoroughly impressed by her husband, Reynolds (played by Eliot), that he hired him on to the FBI. Reynolds had been having a tough time finding work after coming home from Vietnam. They became partners and solved all sorts of crimes together.

Back in the present, Sophie called Nate from the graveyard. The Daniel Cooper they suspected had died in Vietnam three years before the crime, so he couldn't possibly be D. B. cooper.

Throughout his story, McSweeten Sr. emphasized the importance of compassion and feeling sympathy for criminals. At first Nate disagreed with him, stating that criminals couldn't be redeemed. McSweeten insisted they could, then went on to tell Nate that he shouldn't worry too much about solving the D. B. Cooper case, but should make sure his son didn't dwell on it.

At that point, with all this talk of redemption, I realized Reynolds must be D. B. Cooper. Whatever, I was still enjoying the ride.

Sure enough, Nate put it together that the main criteria the FBI used for finding Cooper was the sketch of his face. But if that wasn't true, then it meant the stewardess was lying to cover for the real Cooper. They went through the records and found that the Daniel Cooper they found previously, who died in 1968, served with Reynolds in Vietnam.

Nate went to confront Reynolds, but Todd showed up too. Reynolds admitted to hijacking the plane. In Vietnam he promised Dan Cooper that he would take care of his family, which is why he needed the $200,000. The stewardess felt bad for him, so she lied to the police about what he looked like. Reynolds later showed up at the stewardess' house, they fell in love and got married. McSweeten's son still arrested Reynolds, but later felt bad about it. So he went off to drink expensive scotch with Nate and gave Nate his father's cherished copy of The Odyssey. Sounds appropriate, right?

After Todd left, Sophie sat down with Nate to discuss the case. And The Odyssey. When Nate first asked Sophie who he would be in The Odyssey, I had the exact same reaction as Sophie. Clearly, due to his cleverness and trickery, Nate would be Odysseus. But Nate nailed it better: He would be a siren—promising sailors their deepest wishes before using it against them to lure them to their doom. Such a great parallel. Nate was sick of his role, and so told Sophie, "I want to build something."

I'm dying to know what Nate intends to build! Is this what he and Hardison have been planning? Is this why he was pushing Eliot so hard last episode?

The only semi obnoxious thing about this episode was obvious: We didn't get to spend much time with the crew because the story wasn't about them this week. Even in the story, Hardison and Sophie's actors didn't really get to do anything. I wish the show would do a little better at balancing out their characters. They've got five amazing people, but it's almost like they don't know how to handle them all. And if Leverage is going to do a period episode again, I really wish they'd let Parker's actress be something a little more interesting than the standard love interest.

Bonus trivia: After the episode I did some wikipedia-ing and found that D. B. Cooper was a real case. However, it probably didn't go down as dramatically as it did in this episode. In reality there were two stewardesses who saw D. B. Cooper and when questioned separately their descriptions of his face were almost identical. Still very interesting though! I liked that they used an actual crime for this.

Questions:
...What's your take on these period episodes? If they do another one, what decade should they use?
...When did you realize Reynolds was D. B. Cooper?
...Who would the rest of the crew be in The Odyssey?
...What do you think Nate's big scheme is?


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True Blood "Sunset" Review: Slut Your Heart Out

True Blood S05E11: "Sunset"


The second-to-last episode of a season of True Blood is a precious thing. This is a series I love so much, mostly because it makes me chase around the edges of my room, paranoid: "Carbon dioxide leak where are you? I just saw someone squatting on a strip tease catwalk all like, 'What do you think of Ke$ha?'"

This was Alan Ball's penultimate foray into his insane little diorama of Southern heat and prey and predators (a world that always seems to expand in such depth in the credits but never quite fulfills that authentic Southern Gothic grit in the glossy town of Bon Temps). The inspiration to transform, let's face it, second-rate romance novels into first-rate political satire was rooted in Ball's busy brain, and as of next week we won't get any more of it. Sayonara! He will be onto like, Amish people getting haunted by witches or whatever. Life moves on.

However, our auteur seemed determined last night to turn the little world that he's presided over around 180 degrees before leaving it. Like an angry high school graduate pissing over the edge of Make Out Mountain onto the horizon of his hometown, Ball seems determined to leave his mark on the universe of True Blood and whatever ambitious hands hold the reins next. To wit: He has destroyed Bill. Those of you who have been all #TeamBill, I'm sorry. He's an indefensible villain, either gullible or evil, I'm not sure which is worse. His corn syrup and Red No.5 goddess is sewing the seeds of destruction by making every member of the Authority feel like the "chosen one" because she wants only havoc and murder around her and gooey pubes. Hercules already told me all about this: The ancient gods were petty and cruel. But what do you think drinking all her blood does?

Nora, an interloper on the viking genitals that should rightfully only stand erect for Sookie, bonded with her brother by jumping on his lap and forsaking her fanaticism all of a sudden. They saw Godrick beheaded by Lillith and that was all Nora needed to abandon a belief structure that had sustained her through weeks of torture.

Between that and kissing Salome Wildenstein, she was ready to get the eff out of the parking structure and back into the world of the living, but not before the most awesome new character of the season strolled through and had his say.

This dude! So effing awesome. If our defense people are anything like this then let's instate martial law. The Colonel or whomever really condescended to the vamps with his spastic clipped tone and ominous threats: "WE OWN THE DAY." You own my heart, sir. Too bad Eric had to kill them as part of his plan to escape the Authority and save humanity/protect the vampires from getting mushroom-clouded. Oh well, it all comes out in the wash. Most compellingly the Colonel, during his brief and intensely enjoyable cameo, kept holding up a thumb drive and declaring it had footage of Steve Newlin and Russell disemboweling frat boys. All I could think was, "STOP TAUNTING US AND SHOW IT." If this isn't a denouement for the finale, if we don't see these two churning through hard-bodied coeds in some YouTube or news clip, I will be incensed.

Jessica was looking for her own way out, and it led to Bill sending her to turn Jason. She fake-turned him long enough to make an interesting clip for an episode promo, and then allowed him to kill her bodyguards. She also kind of proposed to him while standing in a grave? Blood-smeared tears and the whole bit, like a goth teenage love song and still looking hot as hell, even with dirt in her hair. I love Jessica and Jason. He should frankly be so lucky.

But Jason has no time for eternity, he's too busy being wildly ineffective and barging in on Sookie as she witnesses "the Elder," easily the corniest, community theater-level moment HBO has ever broadcasted.

How embarrassing was this shit? How dare they make an artist hold a squat and dance around while saying these preposterous lines! It was like something out of an ABC family story about the dead coming back to life to influence a prom queen nomination or Vanessa Williams granting wishes to single mothers or something. Touched By an Angel backlighting and Ross "Dress for Success" all over it. Gross! It was jarringly bad. I am so sorry, legitimate actress who had to be in this unforgiving role. It probably sounded so good on paper and then when the film came through they had to roll with it like it was still a good idea when it was patently awful, like a high school play performed by your teachers. Your deaf teachers.

Whatever, the Elder is on various frequencies (a.k.a. is ridiculous and crappy). In another world, Alcide, who has spent this season unfortunately NOT rutting with Sookie, was furiously chopping wood with his chest freshly waxed. Werewolves spend a lot of time keeping their sculptured abs from growing hair. Not a follicle below the neck! Such is a werewolf's way.

It cracked me up that his dad is disgraced for stealing money from the pack. I'm imagining like a sock full of pennies. Are the wolves not consistently broke? If you have crazy supernatural skills that make you stronger/can hide your identity, you'd think you'd steal from a bank, not make off with the $45 that the wolves were saving up for a pizza party.

Jessica turned to Pam to hide her in Fangtasia, not realizing the ladies had enough on their hands covering up the murder of a certain no-name Sheriff. She also asked the question that's been on the tip of everybody's lips: Are Pam and Tara crushing on each other? Tara, in an ombre jacket with matching ombre eye shadow, got weirdly grossed out by the idea. Hello, Pam looks like a Barbie doll and you're a smokin' hot stripper and both of you like girls.

Pam also got weirdly sardonic about having Jessica hang out with them for a night. "Oh good then we can braid each other's hair and talk about boys." Frankly, Pam, that sounds better than your current plans: going upstairs and glaring at a half-empty goth club.

Unfortunately the slain sheriff was the progeny of Laura Bush one of the Authority members. And she arrested Pam for it and flitted around Fangtasia being wonderfully creepy, and now everybody is in the parking garage/Disneyland Indiana Jones Ride line waiting area they're using as the Authority HQ these days. Sam and Luna sneaked in, Pam is there, Jessica was dragged back, Ella is there, and from the promos it looks like Eric and Nora will return to set things right. (Also, they can both fly. Adorbs! Don't ask me why Eric doesn't use this skill more often.)

Andy, who has body-sculpted himself straight into my dreams this season, swore to do right by Holly right before finding out his half-fae baby is due in a matter of days. Please respond in the comments if you give even a fraction of a f*ck if Andy finds a steady romantic interest this season. I cannot say I truly care if he is fulfilled in his personal life, because I don't believe in his character's personal life or a reality that extends beyond "...AND CUT" the way I do with, say, Lafayette (who has gone plot AWOL).

Don't get me wrong, Andy has been super enjoyable this season and has become a solid police presence, but still: I don't care about Andy's personal life. It's right behind "alphabetizing my spice cabinet" in terms of things I want to give mental space to.

Arlene and Terry were necking like newlyweds despite all the OSHA violations that implies. Okay cool, thanks guys for not taking up any more of my time than strictly necessary. Please neither of you die next week.

Steve Newlin and Russell Edginton were lead by a glamoured Jason to the fairy field, ran around in a frankly enchanting display of special effects, and then Russell promptly slurped up the oldest and presumably strongest fairy of them all (the horrendously embarrassing "Elder").

The fairies are the worst, aren't they? Just so ineffectual.

I cannot wait to see how they avoid getting killed en masse next week. I'm guessing Warlo comes in and protects Sookie—as she's his property—from Russell. Hopefully he's an even older vampire or possibly a weird vampire-fairy hybrid.

Also Alcide and his dad killed some extras. Because vampires are everywhere these days! The weird disconnect between the value of a vampire to the sanguinistas and the fact you can't make vampires without humans hasn't really been explored, and I'm not holding my breath because you have to kind of give logic a pass when it comes to True Blood. It's all gossamer, and one mustn't dissect gossamer.

Suffice it to say, next week should be a real ol' show-down hoe-down, and as a set-up for that, this episode was passable. I loved the Jason/Jessica moment and the Colonel. I'm a little sad that it's basically impossible for me to like Bill ever again. I feel a little cheated that we didn't get to see the fraternity slaughtered (fingers crossed someone plays that thumbdrive on some platform next week), but I'm still very curious to see how everything unwinds.


QUESTIONS:

1. Will Eric choose Pam over Nora?

2. Are the fairies going to be saved by Warlo?

3. Is Jason basically indestructible?

4. Is there any way to redeem Bill?

5. What do you think drinking all the Lillith blood does?

6. What is Alcide even doing these days? Why did they fritter away his and Sookie's possible sexin' arc?

7. What are your predictions for the finale?


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