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What to Watch Tonight: Burn Notice, Person of Interest in the Suburbs, and Last Resort


What to watch on Thursday, November 8...


The Burn Notice gang is back.


If you're anything like me, you're having a really hard time adjusting to this Daylight Savings time shift! It gets dark at like noon now! To combat the feeling of impending doom, do what I do: Close all your blinds and turn the brightness on your TV all the way up and it will be like a tropical vacation with all your favorite characters. Problem solved, and you'll get a sweet tan. Or is it cancer? I forget. Let's settle the difference and call it tancer. And there's plenty of great tancer-causing TV on tonight:


8pm, ABC
Last Resort
It's "Another Fine Navy Day" for Captain Marcus Chaplin and his band of merry seamen, and I'm pretty sure the show is being sarcastic with that episode title because in it, the crew gets attacked with an unknown weapon that makes everyone crazy and stabby. The last time all my friends freaked out on each other like that, it was a mediocre day at best. Let's all tune in and try and get this show a second season, okay?


8pm, NBC
The Voice
Take a hike, comedy! The Voice airs a special live Thursday episode to announce the results of this week's playoff rounds. Will it be that one person or that other person who makes it to the Top 12? Or will it be that OTHER person? Or that OTHER OTHER person? You get the idea. Maroon 5 also performs, which automatically makes this episode a must-watch (if you're into that sort of thing).


8:20pm Eastern / 5:20pm Pacific, NFL Network
NFL Football: Colts vs. Jaguars
This matchup between the upstart rebuilding Indianapolis Colts and the absolutely dismal Jacksonville Jaguars sounds boring, but that's why mankind invented gambling. Inaccuscore prediction: Colts 243, Jaguars 3.


9pm, USA
Burn Notice
Get double the burning sensation as the USA spy drama returns for the second of Season 6 with two episodes. Nate's still murdered and Card is now a two-timer, so how will Michael and his team get revenge for being set up? Lots of bullets and explosions, probably.


9pm, The CW
Beauty and the Beast
If you needed more evidence that being a "beauty" is way better than being a "beast," listen to what happens in "Saturn Returns": Vincent, the *ahem* "beast," stops a robbery at a convenience store only to have his horribly disfigured and high-cheekboned face plastered all over the newspapers. Meanwhile in Everything is Just Great Land, Catherine, the "beauty," has to postpone her birthday plans so her sister can throw her a surprise birthday party. How about a little positive energy for the beast, C-Dub?!?


9pm, CBS
Person of Interest
Those of you who've been petitioning for a Person of Interest and Suburgatory crossover, you'll almost get it in "The High Road," in which the computer sends John Reese to one of the most dangerous places in the world... THE SUBURBS! There he'll play house with Zoe as they pretend to be typical knee-shooting neighbors. This has corny fun written all over it. Bonus: Roy from The Office guest-stars!


9:30pm, NBC
Parks and Recreation
Mike from Breaking Bad (Jonathan Banks) guest-stars as Ben's dad, who will likely be awesomely terrifying. Need I say more? Oh, alright: Jean-Ralphio returns! And probably some cute Leslie-and-Ben-are-engaged-now stuff, too.


10:30pm, FX
The League
In "Judge MacArthur," Kevin tries his hand at becoming a judge, which lands him at a charity event with perennial fantasy football waiver-wire pickup Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills. The guys also compare something other than their penis size and their SO's cup sizes when they take intelligence tests.



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Last Resort "Eight Bells" Review: Natives to the Left of Me, Destroyers to the Right

Last Resort S01E03: "Eight Bells"

Note: I based this review on an advanced screener that had temporary visual effects, less-than-polished edits, and fill-in music, so the broadcast version might have been a bit smoother. I only bring this up because I was confused by a few things that may have been ironed out in the final cut.

Some time during the development of Last Resort, co-creators Shawn Ryan and Karl Gajdusek made the crew of the U.S.S. Colorado the target of a massive conspiracy, the U.S. military, and the American people and thought, "You know what? Too easy, that's not enough." In Episode 2, some badass Russians were parachuted into the island to steal the submarine, and I wouldn't be surprised if aliens and smoke monsters attack Captain Chaplin by the end of the season.

But the greatest and simplest threat comes from the island people themselves. We realized this as soon as Julian Serrat (Sahr Ngaujah, who's quickly climbing the ladder of my favorite actors), the island's self-proclaimed despot up until Chaplin pulled his steel tube into the Sainte Marina's marina, bumped chests with James King (hunky Aussie man meat Daniel Lissing) and said [paraphrasing], "Excuse me, but umm, this is my island."

And you know what? That conflict might just be more interesting than the game of nuclear lawn darts being played; at the very least it's the perfect compliment to the claustrophobic, eye-arcing, PING!-ing, silent submarine battles that are happening a few leagues under the sea. We still don't have a face to put to the threat that lies a few thousand miles of ocean away, but Julian? Now there's a man we can look dead in the eye and say, "Sir, I am scared of you."

There are a lot of characters to like on this show—probably Last Resort's biggest strength so far—and for me, Julian's at the top. He's got swagger for dayyyyyyyyys and more importantly, he has a right to be pissed off and assume the villain role. Any time a villain is mean for more than just the sake of being mean, it's a plus. Maybe he isn't involved in the most honest work, but the island was his living room, and Chaplin kicked open the door, grabbed the remote out of his hand, and changed the channel (metaphorically, in case you're reading this without watching the show, but that would make for a pretty great scene in a future episode). Chaplin ruined the ecosystem of the island when he pushed Julian off the throne with a nuke, so I'm okay with Julian pushing back.

But he didn't just push back. He KILLED a dude after Chaplin didn't fulfill his end of the agreement to get a cargo shipment in time, and like Chaplin's nuke off the coast of D.C., he had to show he meant bidness. (It should be noted that the guy who ended up dead was named Redman, as in "redshirt," the Star Trek-based term for TV bit characters who basically exist just to be killed. I see what you did there, Shawn Ryan.) Stakes raised! Julian's pestering is more than just a mosquito buzzing in Chaplin's ear, because his presence and actions (and Chaplin's non-actions in retaliation) will bubble up in the form of discontent among Chaplin's men. That's how you hit a person in power. Chain of command is going to be a recurring theme in Last Resort, and the show's challenge will be to convince us of when it's okay to break it. In this case, Chaplin expected his men to fall in line, but this is the same guy who told them it was okay to disobey orders a few nukes ago. There's already a swell of resistance against Chaplin among his men, and his decision to let Julian go without payback, while prudent, might cause problems internally. So far, I'm really digging these questions of loyalty and duty and the way sometimes conflict with morality.

"Eight Bells" continued Last Resort's so-far trademark density, packing in a lot into one hour. So much, in fact, that my tiny brain wasn't always able to stay up to speed with what was going on. This was particularly apparent in the Tani (Dichen Lachman) and James plot where they went for nighttime picnic out in the woods or something? I'm not totally sure what was going on there other than Last Resort showing off the beauty of Hawaii. In the cut I saw, Tani simply told James, "We're going to be late," without saying where or why they were going (it was a family dinner visit, so I guess they're good friends now?). I just assume it was for flirty boat rides and nose-to-nose tropical pool water-treading, and I blame neither of them for it. If these guys aren't "doing it" by the next episode then I'M gonna get blue balls. Seal the deal, James! And after Tani's emotional chat about her mother and her father and her brother, there might even be room for love to squeeze its way in.

Off the island, weapons hottie Kylie Sinclair continued to have trouble keeping a whole outfit on, showing up in a towel and just her man's shirt, and I'm okay with that. I'm liking the dynamic between Kylie and Admiral Shepard; she's concerned with keeping her company's secrets secret, and he's interested in getting his daughter back and figuring out exactly where the order to fire on Pakistan through the Antarctic channel came from. Their goals overlap in some spots, but there's enough of a rift between them that they won't run off together and become a supersleuth team solving nuclear crimes. They are going to need each other, though, and trust will become a big issue between them. Side note: It wasn't definitively laid out, but did you get the idea that Kylie's father was the one who took the harddrive with the Perseus schematics on it?

In the final scene, Chaplin was having a drink with Cortez while his grip on command slowly slipped away. He's going to get retaliation on Julian when the time is right, but he's going to pick his fights one at a time and focus on the 1,000 tons of steel 200 miles in any direction of the island. But Julian came marching down the middle of Main Street with the funeral procession of the boy who was killed in last episode's firefight, smirking toward Chaplin as he did his part carrying the box that held a lifeless body. Julian might not have temperamental Uranium encased in missiles, but he has something that might be more important: the favor of the natives. How much longer can Chaplin put off this fight when Julian keeps poking him in the forehead? Last Resort isn't perfect, but it is doing things right by making live very hard on our hero Chaplin. So far so good through three episodes.

PING PING PING!

– I said there's no real face to the conspiracy/government threat, but I kind of lied. That was Jay Karnes (The Shield's Dutch) playing Secretary of Defense Curry, the same guy who had a showdown with Chaplin on the COMM in the sub in the pilot. Also, he's looking a little grayer than before.

– Easy-money bet: That's not drugs in those boxes Julian had Chaplin fetch.

– For once in my life I want to say, "Put him in the BRIG!" to someone other than my cats before I stuff them in a cat carrier.

– Another character to like: Cortez. She's part Starbuck, part Vasquez from Aliens. AND she'll bone an island villain to save her friend's life. She's tough and she's vulnerable. I can't wait to see more things from her.

– COB Joseph Prosser is getting some good lines. "She always moans a little at 1300. That's her G-Spot." (Saucy for an 8pm show!) "Get your blouse on, partner, it's not casual Friday around here." That's rugged Navy-man talk, right there.

– Believability tester: Sophie guiding the Colorado through underwater canyons with a stopwatch and a piece of paper. Do they have a course for "Blind Submarine Guidance" in NATO school? That seemed bogus to me. But did you see the sparks between Sam and Sophie!?!?!? That's because...

– MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE: Did you know that Scott Speedman (who plays Sam) and Camille De Pazzis (who plays sexy NATO girl Sophie) are dating IRL? I can't tell you how much I fully support this. I really hope the vice presidential candidates talk about it tonight during their debate. Now I'm waiting for the People article about Dichen Lachman and Daniel Lissing caught making out at a Hawaii bar because this show is like an actor aphrodisiac.

– One last thing: I know I wrote the pilot review and Price Peterson write the Episode 2 review and now I'm writing the Episode 3 review and that can be confusing for you guys! Sorry! We're currently trying to figure out who is going to cover this show, which airs on an already busy night for both Price and me. If ABC keeps up the advanced screeners, then we should be good, but I'm guessing they'll stop soon.


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Last Resort "Blue on Blue" Review: Deltas Deltas Deltas

Last Resort S01E02: "Blue on Blue"


"Sometimes the enemy is just the man keeping you from getting home."


The most common question anyone asked after Last Resort's fantastic first episode was, "Where will this show possibly go from here?" Its second episode, "Blue on Blue," gave us our first hint: Nowhere! And everywhere! Geographically speaking this was a very island-centric episode, but the brilliance of Last Resort is that despite keeping the bulk of our characters in a very limited space, the story still felt utterly global in scope. It's admittedly almost to Last Resort's detriment how sprawling its storylines are: Kidnapped soldiers! The Navy SEALs' mysterious mission. Sam's captured wife! Everything else! So one could be forgiven for not keeping all the plotlines straight after the pilot (I myself needed a refresher viewing). Thankfully Captain Marcus Chaplin cut through all the chatter with the quote at the top of this page, neatly summing up the singular mission our heroes must deal with. A LOT might be happening all at once, and their adversaries' uniforms might look chillingly familiar, but the simple through-line is that everyone just wants to get home alive (without being tagged a war criminal, hopefully). Everything else is just high-stakes nightmare scenarios!

We picked up more or less where the first episode left off: Everyone in a pissy mood. The naval officers were super grumpy about possibly being involved in treason; the NATO folks were mad that people were using their computers; Chaplin was trying to watch a Skype video from his son but kept getting interrupted; the world's hunkiest jungle barfly had a bad hangover. We could tell it was a bad day on the sub when XO Sam (that seems like an appropriate thing to call him RIGHT LADIES?) was laying into Chaplin about his possibly murderous intentions and Chaplin did the most passive-aggressive thing a submarine captain can do: He addressed XO Sam's concerns ON THE INTERCOM to the entire crew. But before their mutual annoyance could devolve further, the episode's first nuclear crisis began! Rival submarine the Illinois was hot on their tail (as were multiple other U.S. war ships), and it was time for the Colorado to implement that high-tech cloaking device that Kylie Sinclair had bragged about during her booty call in the pilot. Referred to as the "Perseus," the technology effectively rendered the Colorado invisible. But to further get the Illinois off his back, Chaplin fired a dummy torpedo at it just for good measure. Get out of here, the Illinois!

With that crisis resolved (for now), the bulk of the episode transpired on Sainte Marina, and it was all sparked by an ominous image: What was that mysterious 747 doing flying over the island after Chaplin had specifically threatened the entire world not to violate his airspace? All the soldiers present knew it meant one thing: A team of special-ops soldiers—presumably a Delta Force—had most likely parachuted down and would be infiltrating their jungle retreat in a matter of hours. This sent the entire team into a tailspin of military prep, despite the lingering question of whether they were simply being paranoid or not. Nobody had actually SEEN soldiers parachuting from the plane. Could they really be invading? For his part XO Sam enlisted NATO Sophie for a crash-course in island geography while Shepard was just doing her best to keep her composure despite Master Chief T-1000 barking at her from his jail cell about how she'd killed that one soldier for no reason. (Didn't anyone explain to him that it was justifiable, or was he just being an obtuse jerk about it?)

After the team headed out to a hillside clearing that looked A LOT like a location from Lost, XO Sam, Shepard, and their team came face-to-face with a chilling array of camouflaged super soldiers emerging from the jungle. Their suspicions were right: The island HAD been invaded. But in a truly surprising moment back at the NATO office, Chaplin got his frenemy from the government on the line and discovered that the U.S. hadn't sent any Delta force to steal back the sub. So who WERE these men? As it turned out—after some typical NATO-geek computer sleuthery—the super soldiers were RUSSIAN. And just when XO Sam was trying to make a rousing speech about how they are all Americans and so were on the same side, he learned that, in fact, the soldiers weren't. Awkward military moment! So obviously a shootout ensued. Then in a moment that was so over-the-top that I laughed out loud, Chaplin got the leader of the Russian military on submarine Skype and politely asked him what the deal was. When the Russian military dude started lying about his intentions, Chaplin patched in his U.S. government guy and pitted them against each other. Over Skype! Crafty move, Chaplin. Anyway, long story short, the Russian army was busted trying to STEAL the Colorado. It didn't matter that they got caught, however, because our heroes were saved by a mysterious sniper shooting from the hillside, and it was none other than James King, everybody's favorite Disney-prince-lookin' drunken Navy SEAL! (Did I mention he'd had a hilariously gratuitous shower scene earlier? I can't believe I didn't mention that yet!) He's a great character in my opinion.

Oh, but even though that particular squabble was handled, the episode still had a few more in store. For instance, two of the Russians were taken prisoner and one of the U.S. soldiers attempted to execute them on the spot. Fortunately Chaplin stepped in and put a stop to that, reminding everyone that alleged traitors or not, they're still honorable Americans and should behave accordingly. Meanwhile back home, Kylie Sinclair discovered that her patented technology aboard the Colorado would be seized by the government unless she could prove that the government had wrongfully ordered its various missile strikes in the pilot. So she enlisted her trusted government mole to retrieve the official orders, but was bummed to discover that he'd been intentionally rendered brain-dead by some nefarious faction. (She still got the pertinent info out of his pocket, however.) Also, XO Sam's wife was still being held by a government agency (CIA? HSA? The Millennium Group?), and while it appeared she was standing by her man, the agency showed her a videotape in which he admitted lying to his wife about some of his military service and it looked like her trust in him wavered a bit.

But by far the most devastating subplot involved the fate of Chaplin's army son stationed somewhere in the Middle East. In a nastily public reveal by a particularly loathsome Master Chief T-1000, we learned that Chaplin's son had been killed in action shortly before the events of the pilot. In retrospect both of these first two episodes began with Chaplin gazing at his newly deceased son's image and getting interrupted, which is both poignant and incredibly enlightening as to the mental state of someone who would so cavalierly defy orders. It was clear everyone was thinking it: Was Chaplin leading them on this go-for-broke adventure as retribution against America for getting his son killed? However, his repeated plea, "You know me," was all he really needed to say in his own defense. This was followed by a heartbreaker of scene between XO Sam and Chaplin in which the two men bonded over a shared happy memory of Chaplin's son, and Chaplin openly sobbed while XO Sam pledged his friendship and allegiance to the Captain. I cried. WHAT OF IT?

So far Last Resort is one of the rare ensemble shows where not a single plotline feels like a dud. Seriously, even on shows I love there's usually a moment when the show cuts away from a plot I REALLY care about and switches over to one that makes me groan with boredom. But in "Blue on Blue" I remained giddy with each new cutaway. "Oh, Autumn Reeser is awesome!" "Oh, the drunken Navy SEAL that looks like a Disney prince!" "Oh, Robert Patrick is still all mad!" "Oh, the bartender lady from Dollhouse!" Having so many factions and plotlines and overlaps could potentially reek of writerly desperation ("If you don't like this plotline, wait 20 seconds!"), but to me it feels like confidence. The way these scenes were all intercut with a connected musical score just amped up the tension and created this inescapable dread, like something out of a Paul Thomas Anderson film. Not trying to make Last Resort more highfalutin' than it is, but Tim Surette was very apt last week when he suggested that Last Resort is a cable series that somehow found its way onto ABC. "Blue on Blue" demonstrated an artistry and efficiency I'm just not used to seeing on network television. I still don't know what will happen next, but that's probably the biggest compliment I can give a show these days. Loved it.

... No warlord action this week, but a mention of the two missing naval officers suggests we'll be dealing with that situation soon enough.

... Cool speech by Bartender Dollhouse: The entire island is a VOLCANO, so the locals aren't too fazed by threats of armageddon. But also, that thing's gonna erupt at some point, isn't it?

... Kylie is pretty awesome, isn't she? Her knowledge of naval technology and her social cunning make her a bit of a superhero in this world, and it's a big relief that so far her interests align with those of our heroes. Plus Autumn Reeser plays the character pitch-perfectly. More please!

... The chyron on the cable news network's coverage labeled Chaplin a "Nuclear Mad Man." Fair and balanced!

... When you are trying to make a point to a superior female officer, it's always a good idea to get totally naked and take a shower in front of her. Just FYI.

... What did YOU think of Last Resort's second episode?

... So why exactly do the Navy SEALs feel guilty over sparking this whole thing?

... Will we be seeing more of the Illinois crew?

... Do YOU like to videochat with Russian military leaders?


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What to Watch Tonight: Last Resort, Big Bang Theory, and Elementary

What to watch on Thursday, September 27...

How's everybody feeling today, good? You know October is just around the corner, which means it's time to start thinking about Halloween costumes. Which, for me, means showcasing my incredible skills for procrastination followed by an uncanny ability to come up with and execute a costume within an eight-hour time span. Let's not do that to ourselves this year, though. Let's start thinking about costumes now! And let's use our favorite TV characters to help us get there. Who calls dibs on "Wolowitz in space?"

SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Last Resort
In "Captain" we meet the crew on board a U.S. submarine who receive a mysterious order to fire nuclear weapons at a foreign country even though there has been no declaration of war. When the captain and his crew refuse orders, they become subject to attacks—by their own countrymen—and so seek refuge on an exotic island near where their ship has been hit. Not a bad set up for a season which will undoubtedly make you question who in the U.S. is behaving so badly and why.

SEASON 6 PREMIERE, 8pm, CBS
The Big Bang Theory
America's #1 comedy isback tonight with "The Date Night Variable." In it Wolowitz gets launched into outer-space, but for some reason still gets caught in the middle of an argument between Bernadette and his mother. Oh, bother! Also, Raj starts to catch the lonely bug after realizing that all of his friends are dating. Poor guy—get a girlfriend.

SEASON 9 PREMIERE, 9pm, ABC
Grey's Anatomy
"Going, Going, Gone" opens just after the tragic plane crash that rocked last season's big finale. While the doctors do their best to deal with the fallout from the crash, they must also confront a serious loss that will forever change the course of their lives. Ahhh, it's so emotional already!

SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, CBS
Elementary
CBS's modern day take on an old story comes with an added twist: In this rendition of Sherlock Holmes, Watson is a woman (a woman played by Lucy Liu, to be exact). Recovering addict Sherlock Holmes has a knack for solving the NYPD's crimes throughout New York City, and while this pleases the feds a great deal, Holmes's father isn't so trusting of Holmes's talents—and so he hires a one Ms. Joan Watson to accompany Sherlock and make sure he doesn't fall back to addiction. When she assists the eccentric Sherlock through a home-invasion investigation, she's hooked on crime-solving. And so begins a beautiful friendship. It's elementary! Literally!

SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm, FX
Louie
There isn't much to say about this, except for: It's the final episode of what has been a fantastic season of comedy television and as such we should all watch it. In "New Year's Eve," after coming off of his minor win from last week, Louie gets thrust into the holiday season—and they weigh very heavily on poor Louie.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
SNL Weekend Update Thursday, 8 p.m., NBC
The American Bible Challenge, 8 p.m., Game Show Network
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Two and a Half Men, SEASON 10 PREMIERE, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Up All Night, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Four Weddings, 9 p.m., TLC
Glee, 9 p.m., Fox
Person of Interest, 9 p.m., CBS
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Lifetime
The Next, 9 p.m., The CW
The Office, 9 p.m., NBC
The Pyramid, 9 p.m., Game Show Network
The Real Housewives of Miami, 9 p.m., Bravo
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC
Bling It On, 10 p.m., TLC
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
How Do They Do It?, 10 p.m., Science
POV, 10 p.m., PBS
Rock Center With Brian Williams, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., NBC
Scandal, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., ABC
Tamar & Vince, 10 p.m., WE
Texas Car Wars, 10 p.m., Discovery
After the First 48, 10 p.m., A&E;
Very Bad Men, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Prank My Mom, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Jimmy Fallon (wait, doesn'the have his own talk show to get to?!), Neil Young, and a performance by Lupe Fiasco on Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Liam Neeson, Lisa Lampanelli, and a performance by The Gaslight Anthem on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Selena Gomez, Lenny Venito, and a performance by Tony Bennett on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m.,ABC
Sofía Vergara, Damian Lewis, and TV host Jeff Mauro on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Anne Heche and Jennifer Carpenter on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

What are you watching tonight?


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Last Resort Series Premiere Review: Long, Hard, and Full of Awesome

Last Resort S01E01: "Captain"

"You've been warned." Seriously, I warned you. Last Resort is this television season's best pilot (definitely among the broadcast networks, and possibly among all of TV), a thrilling hour of television that accomplishes so much in so little time, has a complete beginning, middle, and end, and even answers the show's most nagging question: Where can it go in Episode 2 and—yikes!—beyond?

We've known most of the show's premise since it was announced over a year ago: The crew of an American nuclear submarine refuses orders to flatten Pakistan after deducing that the "official" command to fire is fishy, then someone under the guise of the U.S. military tries to put a hole in their hull, and that forces the sub to park on the shores of a tropical island... where the crew declares themselves the smallest nuclear nation in the world and aims to prove their innocence. And that about sums up the happenings in the pilot episode, "Captain." (P.S. Please, showrunners, will more of you name your pilots something other than "Pilot"? Thanks.) Yet even though we knew almost exactly what would happen, the episode exceeded the giant expectations we've been setting up all year because it boasted a level of competence that is rare in pilots these days.

You can thank creator Shawn Ryan for making a show with a fascinating concept and characters that spend equal time kicking ass and acting like real people. Ryan's sparkling resume includes the gritty The Shield and the cult hit Terriers, and his talent for compacting what matters most into an incredibly dense hour transformed a summer blockbuster into a breezy, tense program. This is no-bathroom-break television that might burst the bladders of those skipping commercials on DVR or torrents.

What struck me about the pilot was how much of the series was already in place after just 60 44 minutes. Most shows love to slowly paint concentric circles, moving outward as they open up their universe over the course of the season, but Last Resort threw the whole paint bucket at the wall. The pilot inspired confidence that there's a clear road map of what's going to happen next, instead of half-baked ideas that are made up as they go along (I'm probably getting ahead of myself, but like I said, it inspired confidence!). We know the sub crew will be front and center, as will their attempts to prove their innocence after defying questionable orders. But we've also already established the NATO crew, the natives on the island, a SEAL team, a weapons technology specialist back in Washington, D.C., a rear admiral in the Capitol, and whatever other political figures are pulling strings for their own gain. There's an impossible amount of stuff going on, but it's important to note the difference between a ton of story threads included fill time and a ton of story threads that are interesting. Last Resort is full of interesting.

There were a couple of plots that stood out to me in particular as having the potential to explode with intrigue and give the series the stamina it needs to fill an entire season. First, Captain Marcus Chaplin (the always awesome Andre Braugher) didn't exactly knock on the door of Sainte Marina, he kicked that shit in. That in turn upset the previous big shot of the island, a charismatic warlord named Julian (Broadway's Fela, Sahr Ngaujah) who is used to the simple tactic of barking the loudest to get his way. Julian and his men are going to represent the close danger—like unmasked Others—to Chaplin's crew, preventing them from turning Sainte Marina into a Sandals resort with a few tons of plutonium offshore. That's practically a show in of itself. And the other surprising plot that jumped out to me involved the man who stood up to Julian, James King (Aussie actor Daniel Lissing). As one of the SEAL team members who was plucked out of the ocean by the USS Colorado, King's the mixed-up man who knows a lot more about what's going on than most. The guy was in tears watching the destruction on TV, saying it was his fault, and his wounded buddy pretty much said they hit the wrong target. What botched secret mission were they on, and how is it connected to what happened in Pakistan? And how long before he gets freaky with Dichen Lachman's sexy native bartender Tani under a palm tree? Not-so-bold prediction: not long.

But what really drove the pilot and kept it afloat was Andre Braugher's performance as Chaplin, a man so commanding that he keeps any preposterous thoughts the audience might have at bay. I don't know about you, but if we were out of torpedoes and he told me to crawl into a torpedo tube, I would. There aren't many actors who could handle this role, but Braugher is perfect as Chaplin. Here's a man who practices defiance and patriotism, a character that both sides of the Congressional aisle can get behind. It's that dogma that's the heart and soul of the show. And just to prove that he's more than another blowhard submarine boss (I'm looking at you, Denzel!), he pulled that crazy stunt at the end of the episode. Facing death by bomber, he was prepared to back off and detonate the missile he launched on D.C., because he played a game of chicken and thought he lost. He didn't need the death of others to end up on his rap sheet. But what made him such a complex character was his decision to carry out his threat (mostly) once word of the bombers' retreat came across. This is a man practicing what he preaches. He told Sam Kendal (Scott Speedman) the genius of President Reagan's lunatic decisions decades ago: Image is everything, and if your enemies can predict your next move, they'll defeat you. And while we know he was doing it for show, there's a little spot in the back of our mind that says if he's willing to go that far that easily, could he go a little further? (Although I guess I have my doubts that a nuclear blast 200 miles offshore is completely harmless. Poor fishies.)

Having watched the pilot in advance on my computer, I can't say whether the special effects will pop as much in glorious HD on a big screen, but what I saw looked fantastic. Fact: Missiles flying out of the water (or into the water) look awesome, and while most or all of the submarine shots weren't real, I couldn't tell and most importantly I wasn't trying to differentiate between real and fake. I also loved the tilting camera angle as the sub pitched and yawed, and that the interior shots felt both claustrophobic and authentic. I would assume that moving forward we'll spend less time inside the sub, though, as it will be used more as a symbol of power than as a means to get around.

The biggest compliment any pilot can get is a burning desire to tune in for Episode 2, and that's what we have here with Last Resort. This is a cable show that somehow found its way to network television, and it'll have that uphill battle to climb (not to mention a difficult time slot against CBS comedies, The X Factor, and, well actually not NBC any more so never mind). Good television does not always translate to a successful run, but this one has a chance.

NOTES

– One other thing I noticed, or should I say didn't notice, was the necessary exposition that typically drags down pilots. Details flowed in normal conversation because things were written in a way that weren't intrusive or insulting to our intelligence. And it didn't hurt that Autumn Reeser did some (s)exposition in her delicates. It may take a few rewinds to hear what she said, but it certainly didn't grind things to a halt.

– The character I was most worried about in the series was Grace Shepard (Daisy Betts), the pretty third-in-command on the sub with no experience who fills the requisite "C'mon, a bunch of dudes are going to take orders from a chick?" question. But having her kill a guy in the first episode certainly raised her beyond the expected stereotype. And to Betts' credit, she played nervous and awkward very well as her character roamed a sub full of people who didn't think she belonged there.

– I'm having problems figuring out the estimated location in which everything took place. From the maps on the NATO screens, it appears Sainte Marina is in the Indian Ocean. Does anyone else have a better estimate?

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What to Watch Tonight: Last Resort, The Big Bang Theory, and Elementary

What to watch on Thursday, September 27...

How's everybody feeling today, good? You know October is just around the corner, which means it's time to start thinking about Halloween costumes. Which, for me, means showcasing my incredible skills for procrastination followed by an uncanny ability to come up with and execute a costume within an eight-hour time span. Let's not do that to ourselves this year, though. Let's start thinking about costumes now! And let's use our favorite TV characters to help us get there. Who calls dibs on "Wolowitz in space?"

SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Last Resort
In "Captain" we meet the crew on board a U.S. submarine who receive a mysterious order to fire nuclear weapons at a foreign country even though there has been no declaration of war. When the captain and his crew refuse orders, they become subject to attacks—by their own countrymen—and so seek refuge on an exotic island near where their ship has been hit. Not a bad set up for a season which will undoubtedly make you question who in the U.S. is behaving so badly and why.

SEASON 6 PREMIERE, 8pm, CBS
The Big Bang Theory
America's #1 comedy isback tonight with "The Date Night Variable." In it Wolowitz gets launched into outer-space, but for some reason still gets caught in the middle of an argument between Bernadette and his mother. Oh, bother! Also, Raj starts to catch the lonely bug after realizing that all of his friends are dating. Poor guy—get a girlfriend.

SEASON 9 PREMIERE, 9pm, ABC
Grey's Anatomy
"Going, Going, Gone" opens just after the tragic plane crash that rocked last season's big finale. While the doctors do their best to deal with the fallout from the crash, they must also confront a serious loss that will forever change the course of their lives. Ahhh, it's so emotional already!

SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, CBS
Elementary
CBS's modern day take on an old story comes with an added twist: In this rendition of Sherlock Holmes, Watson is a woman (a woman played by Lucy Liu, to be exact). Recovering addict Sherlock Holmes has a knack for solving the NYPD's crimes throughout New York City, and while this pleases the feds a great deal, Holmes's father isn't so trusting of Holmes's talents—and so he hires a one Ms. Joan Watson to accompany Sherlock and make sure he doesn't fall back to addiction. When she assists the eccentric Sherlock through a home-invasion investigation, she's hooked on crime-solving. And so begins a beautiful friendship. It's elementary! Literally!

SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm, FX
Louie
There isn't much to say about this, except for: It's the final episode of what has been a fantastic season of comedy television and as such we should all watch it. In "New Year's Eve," after coming off of his minor win from last week, Louie gets thrust into the holiday season—and they weigh very heavily on poor Louie.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
SNL Weekend Update Thursday, 8 p.m., NBC
The American Bible Challenge, 8 p.m., Game Show Network
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Two and a Half Men, SEASON 10 PREMIERE, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Up All Night, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Four Weddings, 9 p.m., TLC
Glee, 9 p.m., Fox
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Lifetime
The Next, 9 p.m., The CW
The Office, 9 p.m., NBC
The Pyramid, 9 p.m., Game Show Network
The Real Housewives of Miami, 9 p.m., Bravo
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC
Bling It On, 10 p.m., TLC
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
How Do They Do It?, 10 p.m., Science
POV, 10 p.m., PBS
Rock Center With Brian Williams, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., NBC
Scandal, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., ABC
Tamar & Vince, 10 p.m., WE
Texas Car Wars, 10 p.m., Discovery
After the First 48, 10 p.m., A&E;
Very Bad Men, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Prank My Mom, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Jimmy Fallon (wait, doesn'the have his own talk show to get to?!), Neil Young, and a performance by Lupe Fiasco on Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Liam Neeson, Lisa Lampanelli, and a performance by The Gaslight Anthem on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Selena Gomez, Lenny Venito, and a performance by Tony Bennett on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m.,ABC
Sofía Vergara, Damian Lewis, and TV host Jeff Mauro on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Anne Heche and Jennifer Carpenter on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

What are you watching tonight?


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Hey TV.com, Should I Watch Last Resort?

By now you've seen the promos for Last Resort and thought, "Dang, that looks interesting! But is it interesting enough to watch?" Well we've seen the whole pilot, and we have some advice for you.


What the heck is a Last Resort, anyway?

Last Resort is an action-stuffed, nerve-racking thriller about the U.S.S. Colorado, a nuclear submarine in the waters of the Southern Hemisphere. But the sub's status turns to "It's Complicated" when its captain (played by Andre Braugher) receives an order to fire on Pakistan from a back-up channel that's only supposed to be used when Washington, D.C. has been smoked. Confused, the crew asks for an official order direct from the proper authorities, gets attacked by U.S. forces, and takes refuge on a tropical island that also serves as a NATO outpost, where they sit with a dozen-and-a-half nuclear missiles ready to fire.


When does it premiere?

Last Resort debuts Thursday, September 27 at 8pm on ABC.


Who's behind it?

This comes from trusty TV-maker Shawn Ryan, who brought us The Shield, Terriers, and The Chicago Code, so let's all cut the guy some slack and accept that this will be good.


Who's the target audience?

Mostly people who are tired of boring television. But there's enough here for both the flag-wavers and the Wall Street occupiers, as the program is more about honor than patriotism or defiance. And though ABC is now known for fairy-tales and Hamptons excess, PEOPLE OF THE MALE GENDER YOU WILL LIKE THIS!


Who is in it?

A lot of great actors: Andre Braugher, Scott Speedman, Autumn Reeser, Dichen Lachman, Daisy Betts, Camille de Pazzis, Jessy Schram, and Robert Patrick.


What's good about it?

This isn't just a thriller because it needs to fit into a genre, it's genuinely thrilling! And even though crazy stuff is happening all the time, Ryan's keen eye has managed to also give us fantastic characters, led by the incredible Braugher as sub captain Marcus Chaplin. And the special effects! When is a missile launching out of the water NOT cool? I could go on and on, but I'll save it for my full review.


What about the bad parts? There's something bad about it, right?

To me, no. But I could see some people having problems with the technical and military jargon. And could people being too attractive be a problem?


I need a final verdict. Watch or don't watch?

Watch watch watch. Best network pilot of this season. Worth it alone just to see Andre Braugher be Andre Braugher.


Do you have a clip or a trailer I can take a look at?

You can actually watch the full pilot episode online, but you might want to wait until you can see it on your massive 90-inch screen in HD. Here's the trailer.


What should I drink while watching Last Resort?

Fill the bathtub up with Scotch and get out your snorkeling gear. Or just put it in a glass.

Last Resort debuts Thursday, September 27 at 8pm on ABC.


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Get Your Fill of Nuclear Tension with the Full Pilot of Last Resort (VIDEO)

Not all of the new shows coming out this season are about country singers' age differences or moving to Malibu, doctors working for the mob or being monkeys, or guys with kids or gays who want kids. One of them is a bout a frickin' nuclear submarine commanded by a badass baritone who takes over an island while unraveling a government conspiracy to have him blown up and blamed for starting World War III! Yep, at least one new network show this season—ABC's Last Resort—has balls.

And now you can get a load of those balls in this advanced online preview of the pilot, embedded below. Keep an eye out for Scott Speedman making his triumphant television return to TV, Autumn Reeser in her underwear, and Karen from Falling Skies (Jessy Schram) playing the opposite end of her age range!


That was tense! But how is the show going to stretch this premise out into a full 22-episode season and seasons beyond? Are their Others on the island? Is the submarine haunted? Or will this actually be a good old-fashioned intelligent political thriller?


Last Resort debuts Thursday, September 27 at 8pm on ABC.

Follow TV.com writer Tim Surette on Twitter: @TimAtTVDotCom

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