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Weeds' Series Finale: The Botwins Come Full Circle

Weeds S08E12: "It's Time"

When we finally said goodbye to Showtime's comedy stalwart, Weeds, an indeterminate amount of time had passed since Nancy's sojourn to Regrestic. Enough years had gone by that Stevie Ray Botwin—now Stevie Ray Bloom—had entered middle school, Nancy had been married and widowed yet again, having hooked up with that hot rabbi after all, Silas and Megan had tied the knot and popped out the aptly named baby Flora, and marijuana had been legalized, creating a sort of stoner utopia where Nancy's weed bakeries flourish out in the open. Sucks to be Shane, who chose his cop career over the family business and soon found himself struggling for work in the world of legal weed.

While Weeds is no stranger to random time shifts, and it certainly would have felt rushed to neatly wrap up the explosive destruction of Andy and Nancy's relationship after last week's awkward sidewalk sex, the obvious problem with such a drastic jump is that suddenly, even stories that were at an acceptable "end" had new and interesting beginnings. Had we never seen Silas and Megan again, or only been given a glance of the duo on another date, I think we could have easily assumed that they would probably eventually live happily ever after—or whatever the Weeds equivalent of that is. By introducing their daughter, Flora, and the antagonistic relationship between Megan and Nancy, a new storyline was introduced that required investment. Weeds, seemingly aware of this problem, attempted to handwave the conflict while simultaneously closing Silas's storyline once and for all when Nancy asked him to make his wife be nice to her and he essentially refused. His life no longer revolved around making sure Nancy was happy.

Season 8 seemed to lead with the idea that by the end of this journey, Nancy actually WOULD be happy. First through her determination to be a law-abiding citizen and mother-of-the-year candidate, and then through her acceptance of herself and what she excelled at: selling weed. And yet, by the time we got to the closing shot of our five original cast members contemplating life on the back porch while Rilo Kiley's "With Arms Outstretched" (excellent song choice, Weeds!) played in the background, Nancy's trip ended largely where it began. Despite being surrounded by friends and family, many of whom seemed reluctantly tethered to her by some invisible length of chain, she was alone. She made the decision to sell her chain of "Good Seed" cafes to Starbucks, eliminating her place in day-to-day operations. She was once again estranged from her sister Jill. Despite her supposed best efforts to be a good mother to Stevie, he was desperate to go to a boarding school halfway across the country so that he wouldn't "learn to hate" his mother. Andy made a clean break after the sidewalk sex, returning to Ren Mar, reclaiming Bubbie's house, opening a restaurant, and starting a family of his own. And Shane? It seemed that Shane would finally get to move to Pittsburgh... by agreeing to check into a mental health and drug rehab facility.

I spent a lot of the finale feeling really bad for Shane, actually. His mentally disturbed antics were largely played for naughty laughs during the course of the series' run, but at no point during the finale was anything about Shane's current life fun. Way to kill the good vibes, Weeds.

As frustrating as the uneven tone of the finale was, in a way it was a fitting exit for a series that was infamously uneven for a good portion of its run, especially anything after, say, after Season 5. That's not to say that those latter seasons were terrible and we all wasted our time for sticking around. I don't mean that at all. In a way, it's like the The Godfather trilogy. The first two films were flawless, the third one, not so much; but you still need the third one to tell the entire Corleone story. Both Nancy Botwin and Michael Corleone end up alone with their empires and much like Michael's temperamental relationship with Kay Adams, Nancy and Andy didn't fully reconcile, either. And honestly, that's probably for the best.

Everything Nancy knew about Andy's life in Ren Mar, she learned through Silas, the only Botwin who seemed to still be in contact with him. When Andy RSVP'd to Nancy's Bar Mitzvah invitation, he did so through Silas. It was implied that Silas had been to Andy's home in Ren Mar and knew his new family quite well. Maybe Stevie is onto something considering that the two characters who had the least contact with Nancy during the time between "God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise" and "It's Time" were the two who seemed to have the most stable and fulfilling lives.

There's the rub, right? Nancy's series-long trip came full circle when her desperation to keep Andy in her life overshadowed the happiness he found without her... and Andy's growth was finally confirmed when, despite her insane offers and pleas, he turned her down and went back to his family in California. It reflected Silas's refusal to "make" Megan like Nancy and Stevie's determination to go to school out of state. Perhaps even Nancy herself finally realized where her efforts had gone wrong, intervening in Shane's messy life and pushing him toward rehab, but still removing her active presence by floating the idea of sending him to rehab in Pittsburgh. Control-freak Nancy has realized that there are certain things that, perhaps, grow better without her constant fussing, and we may have Josh Wilson, son of Guru Doug, to thank for that.

After repeated kidnappings by Doug's cult in an effort to force a reconciliation between father and son, Doug and Josh eventually did reach an understanding, and while waiting for a taxi to rescue him from his latest abduction, Josh and Nancy caught up on each others' lives. Despite his problematic teenage years, Josh turned out just fine: married to an artist, living in Brooklyn, thinking about having kids. An amazed Nancy asked him how he turned out so great and while Josh laid a lot of praise on his own mother, he concluded with, "Sometimes you just get lucky."

Nancy and her brood could be in far worse shape than what we left them in, and frankly, the alternate future of legalized weed that Weeds presented us with probably had a lot to do with that, essentially turning Nancy's business legitimate overnight. It was a very, VERY lucky break. But in her personal life, as isolated as she seemed in that final scene, Nancy has still had many lucky breaks. Theoretically, all three of her children should have ended up as massive headcases, but of the three, two of them are pretty stable, all things considered. Luck has been the thread that weaves through Nancy's story for the past eight seasons, motivating the flight from Esteban when it appeared (even to her family) that it was starting to run out. Luck was often observed by her peers, like Conrad and Guillermo, and spoken of like it was just another one of Nancy's traits, as obvious as her hair color. Luck has enabled Nancy to get away with quite a lot in the past and there's no reason to think that it won't continue to smile upon her in the future.

And even Nancy seems to be aware of this: Her posture in our final shot of her, surrounded by her scattered family, was one full of calm and acceptance. This is where Nancy's parallel with Michael Corleone diverges and returns to a story that is all her own: Where his isolation is a symbol of his defeat, hers is one of victory. She may be alone, but she certainly isn't lonely.

– Two words: Shane's porn-stache.

– No Celia? Not even a mention? Boo.

– Stevie's discovery of Esteban's true career actually went a lot smoother than I thought it would, botched Bar Mitzvah and everything. How do we think his future will play out?

– Tim Scottson (yes, THAT Tim Scottson) ended up becoming Nancy's personal assistant? Okay. I mean, I guess that works in a twisted sort of way. Any theories as to how THAT happened?


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What to Watch This Weekend: Touch's Bonus Episode, SNL, and the Weeds Finale

The weekend cometh!! And so do a few premieres!! And a couple of finales!! It's all very exciting, you see. Because it's just the beginning and it only gets better from here. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Let's, instead, take a look at this weekend's TV line-up:

What to watch on Friday, September 14...

SEASON PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Shark Tank
Future entrepreneurs take note: the only show might actually teach you something about how to pitch an idea to a group of investors is back for a fourth season, and this time it's a full 22-episodes long. In tonight's premiere, the investors (aka "sharks") will be presented with a ticketless coat-checking business plan, a beverage holding belt buckle, and a possible solution to our country's bedbug epidemic. Shark Tank: solving America's problems one idea at a time, right? DOWN WITH BEDBUGS!

8pm, Fox
Touch
Fox is calling this a "bonus episode" because the actual second season doesn't start up until late October, but if you're itching for a tease this could be the perfect way to get your fix. In "The Road Not Taken," which is being credited as the thirteenth episode in Season 1, Martin's car breaks down in the very town where his reporting career first took off. When he runs into an old friend, his old mentor, he begins to suspect that this guy is up to something sheepish and he'll risk his friendship to find out what that is.

SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, Syfy
Lost Girl
It's the final battle tonight, which is fitting considering it's the final episode of the season. In "Flesh and Blood" Bo will be forced to take on her enemy alongside Dyson and the rest of her Fae cohorts. But with Bo and Dyson both having been told that they're the Fae's only hope, who will truly have to step forward to fend off the Garuda?

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., The CW
Boss, 8 p.m., Starz
North Woods Law: On the Hunt, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
WWE Friday Night Smackdown!, 8pm, Syfy
America's Most Wanted, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Bering Sea Gold: Under the Ice, 9 p.m., Discovery
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, 9 p.m., CMT
Ghost Adventures, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Travel
Million Dollar Rooms, 9 p.m., HGTV
Primetime: What Would You Do?, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., ABC
Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, 9pm, TLC
The Ultimate Fighter, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., FX
Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse, 9 p.m., TBS
20/20, 10 p.m., ABC
Cheer, 10 p.m., CMT
Deadly Women, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Eden Eats, 10 p.m., Cooking
Fashion Police, 10 p.m., E!
I Found the Gown, 10 p.m., TLC
Law on the Border, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Real Time With Bill Maher, 10 p.m., HBO
Yukon Men, 10 p.m., Discovery
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Hugh Laurie, J.J. Abrams and a Grizzly Bear performance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Tom Lennon and Brit Marling on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS


What to watch on Saturday, September 15...

9pm, BBC America
Doctor Who
In "A Town Called Mercy" the Doctor finds himself in a strange Western town under siege by a dangerous cyborg creature. When the town recruits the Doctor to wear the sheriff's badge, he's reluctant... but, let's face it, he's the Doctor—would he really say no?

SEASON PREMIERE, 10pm, OWN
Iyanla, Fix My Life
In Part 1 of a two-part premiere, spiritual life coach Iyanla Vanzant, who might just have the most difficult-to-type name on TV, pays a visit to Basketball Wives reality star Evelyn Lozada. The episode is called "Fix My Reality Star Life," but I'm not sure you need an expert to do that. It seems pretty simple: if you want to fix your life as a reality star, just stop being a reality star. Who needs 'em, amiright?

SEASON 38 PREMIERE, 11:30pm, NBC
Saturday Night Live
The 38th season has finally arrived, giving us all a little something extra to live for whenever we find ourselves friendless and alone on a Saturday night. Or, you know, for those of you who have friends: giving us a little something extra to DVR and watch on Sunday morning while nursing our hangovers. This weekend's premiere welcomes the one and only Seth MacFarlane on the stage, so you'll be guaranteed at least one fart joke followed by an awkwardly lengthy moment of silence. Also, Frank Ocean performs. Rock on, that guy's great.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Celebrity Ghost Stories, 9 p.m., Bio
Dateline: Real Life Mysteries, 9 p.m., TLC
Happily Never After, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
My Fair Wedding With David Tutera: Unveiled, 9 p.m., WE
Tanked, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's: An Extra Slice, 9 p.m., OWN
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Deadly Affairs, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
The UneXplained, 10 p.m., Bio

What to watch on Sunday, September 16...

SEASON PREMIERE, 8pm, VH1
Rehab With Dr. Drew
Do you have an addiction for addiction-centric television? Do you break out into a hot sweat whenever these shows go on hiatus? If so, GET READY TO GET YOUR FIX. Dr. Drew is back to star in one of his many media outlets (seriously, does that guy ever sleep?) where he'll help a whole new round of addicts as they struggle to kick their habits.

9pm, TNT
Leverage
I hope you're in the mood for back-to-back Leverage episodes, because that's pretty much exactly what's happening this weekend. In the first, "The Rundown Job," the team will join forces with a colonel to derail a terrorist who plans on launching a biological attack on Washington D.C. That sounds serious! Then, in "The Frame-Up Job" Sophie gets accused of stealing a very pricy painting, which inspires Nate to not only help her clear her name but find out who's behind the real theft.

SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9pm, HBO
Boardwalk Empire
You can't be half a gangster, right? At least that's what I've been seeing on the billboards all over town. Nucky's back, ya'll! And if you caught last season's finale, then you know that the intensity is ON right now. Season 3 starts off on New Year's Eve 1922... and Gyp Rosetti is a very angry boy, mulling over what to do about Nucky's plans to switch-up his business model. Al Capone isn't having any better luck in Chicago: the Irish mobster Dean O'Banion is riding his nerves and Van Alden is looking for a way to boost his career. Also, Margaret tours a hospital funded by Nucky's fortune, and Gillian keeps a close eye on Richard and Tommy. This show doesn't seem to be wasting any time this season, that's for sure.

10pm, BBC America
Copper
In "La Tempete" Corcoran gets charged with protecting wealthy fund-raiser attendees from a gang of thieves, which doesn't sound fair, right? Speaking of the wealthy, they seem to be the theme this week: this episode's other plot line is centered on a rough-and-tumble gang's plan to flat-out rob some of the wealthiest families in New York City. Hey, guys, why rob them? All you have to do is occupy Zuccotti Park for weeks on end in protest, duh. Down with the 1% and stuff!

SERIES FINALE, 10pm, Showtime
Weeds
Awe, it's a very sad day for Weeds fans. IT'S ALL COMING TO A CLOSE. And after eight seasons, it might be a tough one to part with. What will come of Nancy? And Andy? And Silas? Oh my! Showtime is keeping the finale pretty hush-hush, but I do know one thing: the episode title. Pretty exclusive stuff, right? Anyway, it's called "It's Time," and if I'm playing my cards right, I think it has something to do with "it" being "time." Just watch it, okay?

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Alien Deep With Bob Ballard, 8 p.m., NatGeo
Big Brother, 8 p.m., CBS
Broadway or Bust, 8 p.m., PBS
Off the Hook: Extreme Catches, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Survivorman Top Ten, 8 p.m., Discovery
Women on Death Row, 8 p.m., Bio
Bar Rescue, 9 p.m., Spike
Behind the Music, 9 p.m., VH1
Hell on Wheels, 9 p.m., AMC
Keeping Up With the Kardashians, SEASON FINALE, 9 p.m., E!
Leverage, 9 p.m., TNT
Long Island Medium, 9 p.m., TLC
Masterpiece Mystery!, 9 p.m., PBS
Nail Files, 9 p.m., TV Guide
One Car Too Far, 9 p.m., Discovery
Oprah's Next Chapter, 9 p.m., OWN
Snapped, 10 p.m., Oxygen
The Great Food Truck Race, 9 p.m., Food
All American Handyman, 10 p.m., HGTV
Bridezillas, 10 p.m., WE
Breaking Amish, 10 p.m., TLC
Copper, 10 p.m., BBC America
Flip Men, 10 p.m., Spike
I Survived, 10 p.m., Bio
Ice Road Truckers, 10 p.m., History
Iron Chef America, 10 p.m., Food
Married to Jonas, 10 p.m., E!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, 10 p.m., Bravo

What are you watching this weekend?


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20 Memorable Moments from 8 Seasons of Weeds

It's been a long, strange trip and on Sunday, the Botwin family saga will draw to a close when Weeds airs its final episode. From the well-manicured lawns of Agrestic to Bubbie's funky house in Ren Mar and the stately streets of snooty Old Sandwich, Nancy and her brood have amused, horrified, and occasionally grossed us out. And so, as we head into the homestretch, we here at TV.com thought it would be a good time to visit some of Weeds' most memorable moments. Here are the 20 that stand out in our minds most.

Season 1, Episode 4: "Fashion of the Christ"

We love her as nefarious Cheerios coach Sue Sylvester over on Glee these days, but for one episode back in Weeds' inaugural season, Jane Lynch was "The Candyman," a fitness-obsessed pot dealer specializing in baked goods. At one time, The Candyman weighed in at a solid 300 lbs and through hard work and probably something bordering pathological determination, she lost it all, refusing to let waifish Nancy walk off with her tasty purchases unless she committed to a tough exercise regimen.

Season 1, Episode 4, "Fashion of the Christ"

Not to be upstaged by the crate of soda-pop that crashed through the Hodes' ceiling as a cargo plane flew overhead, Celia decided that the late-night insurance nightmare seemed like the perfect time to drop a bombshell of her own. As her hapless husband Dean rubbed the sleep from his eyes and attempted to make sense of the gaping hole in their roof and the army of self-detonating Coke bottles, Celia calmly stated, "I have cancer," paying no mind to the destruction right in front of her.

Season 1, Episode 10: "The Godmother"

While Weeds is first and foremost a comedy, from time to time, there are those dramatic moments that stick out. While the first meeting of Nancy's circle—Doug, Dean, Sanjay, Andy, Alejandro, and Conrad—had its fair share of humor, including Doug and Dean arguing over who should be the "hired muscle" in the group, the final image of the men and their female leader, gathered around the table to admire the plant that would make them thousands of dollars while the theme from The Godfather (or at least something that sounds very, very close) played in the background, was chilling. Especially when Lupita quietly shut the door in a curiously observing Shane's pre-homicidal face.

Season 2, Episode 3: "Last Tango in Agrestic"

After Shane jammed up the plumbing in their Agrestic home by flushing his "goo gloves" down the toilet, Nancy instructed Andy to talk to Shane about his little masturbation habit. And, of course, because it was Andy, the discussion—while certainly informative—was also a little bit traumatizing. From the abrasive nature of socks to the wonders of "jerking it" in the shower to the versatility of banana peels, it wasn't a lecture Shane (nor any of us) were likely to forget. It even made Weeds' own list of memorable moments!

Season 2, Episode 7: "Must Find Toes"

Andy's mangled foot caused him no end of turmoil in the seasons following his unfortunate altercation with an Armenian drug cartel's guard dog. When everyone thought Jill was knocked up with his oopsie-baby, he even considered prosthetics so that he could wear sandals when they took their spawn to the beach. However, Andy's lost toes had their perks: They got sexy rabbinical school teacher Yael to pay attention to him and led to a brief career in the porn industry.

Season 2, Episode 12: "Pittsburgh"

Corrupt DEA agent Peter Scottson's death at the hands of Nancy's Armenian drug lord neighbors took place off-screen and was only ever mentioned in passing, however, the ramifications of his murder reached far into the series' run, particularly in son Tim's recent revenge quest. But even at the time, Peter's death brought a darkness into Nancy's empire. His was the first death that could be directly tied to her business, a distinction that, at the time, Nancy didn't take lightly. Despite Peter's own not-so-nice actions, including what essentially amounted to blackmail and extortion when his and Nancy's marriage of convenience began to crumble, Nancy felt guilty for his death and reached out to his remaining family. Of course, as we all know, that didn't end well at all.

Season 3, Episode 1: "Doing the Backstroke"

After their friendship fell apart due to Dean's incompetence costing Doug his reelection to the city council and Doug banging Celia, the two Agrestic residents who would have probably felt more at home in the Delta Tau Chi frat house needed some serious bonding time. What makes for better bonding time than locking yourself in the host's bathroom during a party to raid the medicine cabinet of the good stuff? While drunk on liquor and high on painkillers and cough syrup, Doug and Dean worked through their rough patch and got their bromance in order... complete with a competition to see who had the bigger junk.

Season 3, Episode 2: "A Pool and his Money"

It was like a game of Hot Potato except the potato was Conrad and Nancy's entire harvest of MILF, and the cost of losing the game was their lives. Silas stole the weed from the grow house and, when pulled over for stealing "Drug Free Zone" signs around Agrestic, lost his car and his precious cargo to Councilwoman Celia Hodes. While Celia would later start a drug business of her very own, at the time, she was the driving force behind "a drug-free Agrestic" and saw it as her civic duty to dump the entire stash in Nancy's pool. Okay, and she really, really wanted to spite Nancy too. Still, CIVIC DUTY.

Season 3, Episode 3: "The Brick Dance"

Look, we were all thinking it. Okay, I was thinking it. I realize that the world is hard and Nancy wasn't qualified to so much as take phone messages and that any job she was lucky enough to land would never have provided for her family on the level that her late husband's engineering job did. But still, she seemed to jump to the illegal stuff awfully quick. Before professional thug U-Turn took Nancy on as his Padawan, she was little more than an errand girl, working off the debt of the drowned MILF harvest. When she realized that the only payment for her services would be credit toward her debt, she asked U-Turn how she was supposed to provide for her family—to which he responded, "I don't know, get a fucking job like everyone else!" Thank you, U-Turn.

Season 3, Episode 14: "Go"

Oh snap, another one of those pesky dramatic moments. As Agestric burned down around her in the aftermath of Guillermo's arson overkill, Nancy decided to burn down her own house and start over. Having finally snapped, Shane was convinced that his father was still roaming the house as a ghost, a fact that Nancy vehemently denied. However, as she doused the living room with gasoline and prepared to strike the match, Nancy seemed to finally understand just how dramatically her life—and the lives of her sons—had changed. She apologized for what she was about to do and assured the "ghost" of her late husband that, despite what it looked like, she had tried to do the right thing.

Season 4, Episode 3: "The Whole Blah Damn Thing"

I know they all had the best of intentions in euthanizing Bubbie, the Botwins' bedridden great-grandmother, but I can't get over the fact that when turning off her life-support failed and she kept breathing, the next logical step was "Shane, bring Mommy a pillow." I was both delighted and disturbed. I'd have to say it's my favorite one-liner in the entire series.

Season 4, Episode 8: "I Am the Table"

With Shane jerking off to pictures of his mother from her college years and Silas banging the neighbors' thirty-something mom, Nancy finally realized that her teenaged sons had some pretty blatant Oedipal issues going on upstairs. Her attempt to talk to them was a clear reminder of why it was just better if she pawned mom-duty off on somebody else. Shane hid under a blanket. Silas left the room. And it was back to business as usual.

Season 4, Episode 10: "The Love Circle Overlap"

Nancy Botwin is a drug dealer. She's okay with that. She's not a bad person. I mean, she totally IS, but it's not the drug-dealing that makes her an awful human being so much as the fact that she's just an awful human being. However, Nancy Botwin is not a slave-trader, and when she learned that the tunnel to Mexico beneath her drug-front maternity-wear shop was being used NOT to smuggle weed across the border, but to traffic young women into the sex-slave trade, she began to hallucinate the various frightened young women who she allowed to pass through her shop. Guilt-ridden, she eventually betrayed Guillermo to end the trafficking in her tunnel.

Season 5, Episode 5: "Van Nuys"

It was going to be awkward. Of course it was going to be awkward. When Andy went to the bank to gain access to a rich, dead uncle's fortune, he had to pass himself off as dead brother, Judah. Unfortunately, the nice head-case at the bank, Margaret, knew what the real Judah looked like and was devastated by the news of his death. She offered to give Andy access to the account if he would take her on a date... as Judah. Okay, weird. But still workable. Andy's alarm bells started to sound when she showed up for date night in full '80s regalia and insisted that he say things that Judah once said. But the icing on the cake was when Judah's old flame revealed that the relationship was never consummated and Andy-as-Judah had to take her virginity if he wanted his money. Despite the fact that he was beyond freaked out at that point, and that the formerly quaint park that lovesick Margaret claimed was the sight of their first date was now overrun by leering homeless dudes, Andy said yes.

Season 5, Episode 13: "All About my Mom"

Esteban Reyes was not the self-made man of the people he liked to campaign as and he owed quite a bit of his political success to the manipulations and machinations of Pilar Zuazo, a Mexican media mogul and control freak. With elections coming up and Esteban's insistence on keeping Nancy and Stevie in his life despite the inconvenience their presence caused for the campaign, Pilar figured she could just arrange for the other Botwins, the ones not necessary for favorable photo-ops, to conveniently (and tragically) meet their ends in a car crash, or maybe a plane crash. Pilar herself met the end of Shane Botwin's croquet mallet and landed face down in the pool.

Season 6, Episode 1: "Thwack"

Nancy was the only Botwin who seemed shocked and appalled by her middle son's homicidal urges. Okay, maybe Silas too, but he wasn't so shocked as to take offense at Andy's nonchalant response to Shane's gleeful confession. It was only a matter of time, really. Nancy, however, didn't appreciate the swiftness with which her former brother-in-law determined Shane to be the killer who took out Pilar. "Why does everyone assume it was Shane?" Uh... have you talked to Shane for more than thirty seconds in the past six years? Yeah, didn't think so.

Season 6, Episode 13: "Theoretical Love is Not Dead"

Nancy loves her kids, though. Usually. She just has a dysfunctional way of showing it. With her luck running out, Esteban and Guillermo back in her constantly-in-moral-peril life, and her growing sons increasingly headstrong in response to their awareness of what she was doing to get by, Nancy realized that Silas, Shane, and Stevie's only chance at normalcy hinged on being away from her. With Silas and Shane on a plane to Europe with Andy and Doug, Esteban and Guillermo most certainly plotting her death, and the FBI surrounding all the exits, Nancy surrendered willingly. She admitted to murdering Pilar in order to clear Shane's name, setting us up for the three-year jump in Season 7, where we learned that Stevie was raised by Jill and the rest of the family was still in Europe.

Season 7, Episode 6: "Object Impermanence"

Frankly, if the Botwins showed up at my front door after destroying my lucrative pot business, burning down the town, and running away, I'd greet them with a shotgun, too.

Season 7, Episode 13: "Do Her/Don't Do Her"

Safe in Old Sandwich, cocooned in a new inner circle comprised of her closest family, The Godmother prepared a toast, only to be (seemingly) taken out by a sniper's bullet. The sniper later turned out to be mentally unstable orphan Tim Scottson, back from Nancy's past—and the cliffhanger, of Nancy in the crosshairs, kept us talking all hiatus long.

Season 8, Episode 2: "A Beam of Sunshine"

Who are you and what have you done with Nancy Botwin? In the aftermath of her shooting, Nancy decided to start over and do things right. She wanted to be a real mother to Stevie and try to repair some of the damage she did to her oldest sons. She also wanted out of the drug business, barring one last goodwill donation to her fellow patients at the rehab center. She used her sass and smarts for good, standing up to the price-gouging Clown and handing out free weed-laced goodies to all. It looked like Nancy had turned over a new leaf.

Season 8, Episode 11: "God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise"

Yeah, not so fast. After a mildly successful stint in the legal drug trade, Nancy realized that her true passion lies in weed. She quit her Big Pharma job and teamed up with Silas to revive MILF... except Silas didn't have any seeds, plants, or cuttings. A trip back to Agrestic—renamed "Regrestic"—was in order, to rebuild the empire. It was a pretty awesome trip back home, and lots of familiar faces stopped by; Silas rekindled his romance with Megan, and Nancy teamed back up with Conrad and Guillermo.


We've seen 100 episodes to date and these were some of the most memorable moments to us, but we know there are more out there! List your own favorite Weeds moments in the comments!


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Weeds "God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise" Review: Welcome to Regrestic

Weeds S08E11: "God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise"

No, that's not a typo. Weeds' 100th episode sent Nancy back to California in search of MILF after Silas's attempt to liberate his plants from the Smith-Johnson lab failed, throwing a wrench in the cogs of her soon-to-be-revived weed empire.

Except this time, she wants to keep things legal. Or mostly legal. Or something.

Most of the residents of Agrestic settled in the rebuilt and renamed development after Guillermo's arson overkill destroyed the place at the end of Season 3, including Conrad. OMG CONRAD! HI CONRAD!

Conrad's enthusiasm at seeing Nancy was far more subdued than her (and our) delight at seeing him. That's understandable, though. According to Conrad, he'd severed ties with Heylia's operation and left the growing business entirely. He was engaged. He had a sweet house in the swanky Regrestic development, and he had no desire to get messed up with Nancy and the inevitable chaos that followed every scheme she devised. And no, he didn't have any MILF seeds sitting around... except for the part where he totally did and it wasn't even that hard for Nancy's charm to work the truth out of him. Also: HI LUPITA! HI CRAZY PAM!

Though she was mentioned, there was, sadly, no sign of Celia. I'm crossing my fingers for a glorious HBIC entrance next week.

With Conrad willing to lend a hand, there was still the little matter of getting approval to work in a rival gang's territory—a small detail that Nancy disastrously overlooked the last time she started a business in Agrestic... I mean REgrestic... and by "rival gang" I mean Guillermo's gang. Like Conrad, Guillermo was generally unhappy to see "Blanca" back in town and justifiably so. He was reluctant to give Nancy his blessing to work in his territory, but the allure of running a clean business was too much to pass up. There was also the matter of Conrad's gun in his face

So with all of those pesky little particulars in place, it looks like Nancy is back in business. If you think that sounds entirely too simple for an episode of Weeds, you'd be correct.

While Nancy pursued professional success, her entourage on this little cross-country sojourn sought personal satisfaction in their old stomping grounds. A random encounter at an art exhibit reunited Silas and Megan, his awesomely sassy deaf girlfriend from Season 1. Also, the unfortunate first casualty in Silas's ongoing confusion about how to handle his weird mushy L-word feelings. (HI MEGAN!) When it looked like they'd possibly hit it off again, Silas came clean about that time he poked holes in their condoms in the name of love and knocked up then-teenage Megan, effectively ending their relationship when her parents got involved.

While I appreciated Megan's initial anger at the revelation, and sure, I'm thrilled that they're apparently back together because Megan was always my favorite, this is the second episode of something that I've watched in the past year (the first being Raising Hope's "Poking Holes in the Story") featuring a love-struck teenage boy intentionally impregnating his girlfriend in order to keep her in his life, and I can't help but be a little alarmed that neither episode made the point that such a practice is WRONG. Weeds certainly came closer, with Megan being upset about it and Silas apologizing, but his repeated justification, "I love you. I always loved you. You were the only girl I ever loved" blah blah blah served as a balm, not just to Megan's old wounds, but to the audience as well. I love Silas. I adore Silas. But that was always the one thing I struggled with when it came to his character and while he was apologetic when he talked to Megan, I still get the feeling that his regret stemmed from the fact that it didn't work out, not from the fact that he violated such a sacred trust with the woman he claimed/claims to care so deeply for.

Still, Silas's love life appears to be in better shape than his uncle's. After a sad meeting with a Yael (HI YAEL!) who claimed to have no idea who he is, Andy climbed to the roof of the Hebrew school to give Regrestic a nihilistic rant that could have very well been lifted from the pages of Fight Club, "We're meat and we're unspecial!" Just to add insult to injury, Andy's screed went largely unheard by the sheeple of his former hometown, and he joined Nancy on a morbid stroll along the street where Judah had suffered his fatal heart attack almost a decade earlier.

And then they had sex.

No, really. It happened. Right there on the front lawn of some house overlooking the spot where her husband died. It was awkward and felt kind of like it was maybe a small step below hate-sex on Andy's part. He HAD preceded the deed with the announcement that he would not be returning to Connecticut with Nancy because she was bad for him, that all he had ever wanted was her, and yet she'd never wanted him. He'd followed her like a puppy, and a decade later, he was still a puppy, still tethered to her.

Despite Nancy's protestations, Andy left her on the sex-lawn, all alone in the spot where years earlier, she'd lost the other most important man in her life.


How do we think this is going to play out?

– Loved the throwback opening credits.

– "So, what are you guys, boyfriend and girlfriend again?" Oh, Guillermo, c'mon. Conrad's MARRIED now.

– Eh, two episodes left, plenty of time for them to sleep together, married or not.

– I'm so proud of Shane for passing his "fear or loyalty" test in the belly of his hilariously corrupt police force.

– You know, it's completely appropriate that Doug started a cult. Also: Showtime? I'd watch that spin-off. I'm just saying.


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Weeds "Threshold" Review: The Newlywed Game

Weeds S08E10: "Threshold"

Surprise, surprise—as soon as he carried her across the threshold, it became glaringly obvious that Andy had made a terrible mistake in marrying his barely-out-of-high-school waitress, Joanna. At least he owned up to it, citing "fresh blueberries and young eggs" as his primary motivations for tying the knot. I'm a little confused about Joanna's motivation, though, considering she was refreshingly insightful about the whole not wanting kids thing.

Andy's face fell when she told him that sure, she wanted kids someday, but not for another eight to ten years. After all, she was just 22 and while playing with her baby cousins was fun, they were also a lot of work and she knew that she wasn't ready. How someone with such wonderful common sense turns around and marries the creepy dude at the diner because she "thought it would be fun" and because he reminded her of her dad, I'm not entirely sure, so I'll just chalk it up to Joanna being weird. Also: kids these days.

Our other Botwin couples had an equally awful time this week. Shane and Angela tracked down the impound car that was stolen during their joyride/make-out session and successfully retrieved it, only to shatter the windshield and get pulled over by the cops on the trip home. I'm sure that will do wonders for their law-enforcement careers.

Nancy and Rabbi Dave decided to make their relationship official(ish), but their first "date" was plagued with problems, from Nancy's non-kosher picnic lunch to Dave's aversion to the word "girlfriend." Still, they pushed onward, setting up a dinner-date with some of Rabbi Dave's couple friends. That date actually went swimmingly. Maybe even TOO swimmingly. Nancy retreated to the kitchen when an invitation to chill at one of the couples' remote (remotely romantic?) cabins led to another allergic reaction to dating from Dave. Nancy learned that his wife had only been dead for a mere 15 months and that she was the first real effort to move on that Dave had made.

Nancy approached Dave about whether he actually felt ready to re-enter the dating world and he deflected with some blah blah about the "traditional Jewish mourning period" that looks nice on paper and might be helpful in theory, but like any "standard" mourning period is more about public gesture than personal healing. Maybe officially, David did his time and according to the standards in his religion, was ready to dive back into the dating sea. But personally? The guy was still holding some reservations and while part of Nancy's motivation in breaking it off with him might have been her own desire to avoid being the rebound "shiksa," I think a good bit of it was also her own insight into widowhood.

Then there was poor single Silas. His pathetic little lament, "I just want to GROW," was such a weirdly honest and heartfelt reaction to Nancy's refusal to let him use the Big Tobacco cash to go buy gardening supplies. In a twisted way, Silas seems to be the Botwin with the purest motivations.

After Nancy refused to let him dip into the tobacco cash for supplies, Silas decided to steal his awesome plants from Smith-Johnson and was promptly caught and fired. Dejected, he shared a joint with his creepy-old-man-in-training uncle in the backyard and the pair bonded over their ability to read Nancy's mind by studying her gait. After a brief sharing-and-caring session about her and Andy's marital/dating woes, Nancy conceded that hey, man, she's a pot dealer. She's a pot dealer and she's okay with it. That's just who she is and what she does.

"Except that you don't," Silas interjected, pointing out that his mother's current job title hovered somewhere around pharma rep and Big Tobacco pseudo-manager, "There's no pot-selling there."

To which Nancy said, "Eff that," and in the morning, unveiled an ambitious plan to get MILF back on the market with Silas at her side. It looks like the Botwins are back in business.

Awesome?

– OMG HE CAN SING TOO. This week's "Little Boxes" was performed by Weeds' own Hunter Parrish.

– Doug and his homeless entourage continues to be my favorite B-story. He means well, he's just an awful human being, and no, Gushers (though delicious) are not an adequate substitute for a fruit tray. Raise your hand if you think he'll actually open a legit shelter by the time the series ends. Yeah, me too.

– "La Plante Industries." Nice throwback to Nancy's first fake identity. I love the fact that Silas thought it was a terrible name. Though frankly, his suggestion was pretty terrible, too.


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Weeds "Saplings" Review: Mother Knows Best?

Weeds S08E09: "Saplings"

When a good ol' boy from a Big Tobacco family came knocking on the Botwin family's door, Nancy was surprised and a little concerned that he was looking for Silas and not her. Maybe some of RJ's live-and-love philosophy rubbed off Silas, because watching his precious plant be beaten to a pulp and squeezed into a little pill last week was a little too much for his delicate sensibilities to take. It's not what the drug is about, man. Weed is a beautiful thing, man. Get it, man?

Despite her reluctance to team up with an industry that she considered to be a bona fide merchant of death (ex-drug lord Nancy, you're so funny), Nancy accompanied Silas on his southern sojourn, in the name of looking out for his well-being. After all, marijuana cigarettes aren't exactly legal, even in the TV vacuum Weeds portrays, so what interest could a cigarette company have in a pot farmer?

It turned out that our tobacco heir and our cannabis heir had something in common: a dream that someday, weed cigarettes will be legal. Crick Montgomery believed such a day was just around the corner and hoped to get a leg up on the competition by setting up shop ahead of time. Nancy pointed out that doing so wasn't exactly legal either and urged Silas to go back to Old Sandwich with her. Silas called her out on her hypocrisy and everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. After all, it's all well and good that Nancy wants to live on the right side of the law these days, but Silas is an adult and he's been raised in this life for a large part of his life. He enjoys growing and selling weed and he's not ashamed to do it. However, he's also willing to be honest about the field in a way that Nancy isn't. He's sick of pretending that weed is a wonder drug and he's sick of pretending that his family is somehow "better" than other drug dealers, or even the Big Tobacco companies, because of their flimsy moral standards. Nancy's "no selling to kids" stance was all well and good, but the fact of the matter is that Nancy's weed landed in teenagers' hands regularly.

Nancy didn't have much of a rebuttal, but continued to cling to her Mother of the Year aspirations. She claimed not to care about the weed or the tobacco or who Silas chose to align himself with. First and foremost, she only wanted Silas to be safe and happy. In the end, she stood by her eldest son's side when he shook hands with Crick Montgomery.

Of course, after the confusion over handshakes and whether they can truly take the place of a contract drawn up in triplicate, with poor dumb Crick insisting that they can, I won't be surprised if Silas—or, more likely, Nancy herself—finds a way to screw the tobacco company over for the benefit of House Botwin.

It was a big moment for Nancy to step aside and let Silas make his own decisions like a grown-up and everything. I'm consistently surprised whenever Nancy doesn't go dark-side on us in her quest for redemption just because, after eight seasons, I truly believe that we've been trained to expect the worst from her. Even with all the progress she's made, I still immediately peg her as the likely candidate to screw over her business partner, moreso than Silas. However, the fact that she allowed Silas to make a deal with a figurative devil, says a lot about Nancy's acceptance of her past and the effect her special brand of providing for and parenting of her children has had on them. She could have very easily stomped her feet and forced Silas back to their home base north of the Mason-Dixon, citing her own regrets about life before her shooting and how many of the problems the Botwin family is currently experiencing can be connected to her past sins.

Nancy's two oldest children, her "saplings," are grown. She's fertilized and weeded and offered as much sunlight and water as she can and she finally understands, in letting Silas go, that she can't do anything else but stand aside and watch them bloom into whatever shapes they are going to be. It makes her extra efforts with Stevie—who is still, I think, young enough to avoid growing into a headcase like his brothers—more special and telling of her change.

It's important to note that even though Nancy was unhappy with Silas's decision, she didn't abandon him. In fact, she was horrified that Crick's own father, a man who lived in the same house with him, hadn't spoken to his son in over two years out of disappointment in the man he grew up to be. Nancy didn't take very good care of her eldest. So maybe that sapling grew up a little crooked, a little withered; but it's all due to Nancy's handiwork. Maybe early on, there was a definite lack of commitment, but the new Nancy is firmly committed to her garden.

Meanwhile, I'm a little confused about the Andy situation. After a good run with regard to sound decision-making this season, Andy offered his rabbi some helpful advice about wooing Nancy and getting over his late wife, and talked to one of his students about handling sucky stepparents... then promptly married the sweet diner waitress who was so kind as to give him blueberries when he didn't ask for them. Oh Andy, so close to functional human being. SO CLOSE.

He also claimed that it was Jill who left HIM, in contrast to Jill's claim last week that he left her, heartbroken about not being a daddy after all.

Thoughts?

– Despite a slow start, I'm actually really enjoying Doug's storyline.

– Shane's rage against his job description was amusing, but I already feel like we're treading water with him. I kind of wish we could have fast-tracked him to being a real cop. I think there would have been much more storyline potential available.

– Country music really isn't my thing, but Dierks Bentley's "Little Boxes" cover was some twangy fun, yes?


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