Bates Motel "What's Wrong with Norman" Review: Total Blackout

Bates Motel S01E03: "What's Wrong with Norman"

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Mother!

Well, not exactly like that, but you get the idea. After Bates Motel spent its first two episodes settings up some "stuff" for the Norms to deal with—rapists, overzealous sheriffs, cute girls, handsome deputies, and estranged family members—"What's Wrong with Norman" moved the plot forward a few steps, potentially answered a couple of questions, and complicated their lives just a bit more.

Since the episode was all about what's wrong with Norma, let's talk about him. Understandably stressed after having to flee from pot field guards last week and feeling sort of mixed up about the fact that the amateur manga notebook from the motel is actually a diary of some sort, Norman found it difficult to focus on his language arts test, imagining his teacher, Miss Watson, tied up like one of the women in the book, clothes all tight and sweaty. Oh, and for one very quick half-second, he saw Norma, too:

Miss Watson all tied up in Normans dream

Norma all tied up in Normans dream

It was a really well put together sequence—his test paper kept becoming sketches from the journal, the audio warped and distorted as Miss Watson said Norman's name, and I'm pretty sure we also heard Vera Farmiga say "Norman," a second or so before her quick appearance. The editing and sound mixing were very spot-on here, really selling how much stress and sexual frustration Norman's experienced, and so when he fell out of his chair, it felt really earned. 

Norman ended up in the hospital, as well he should've. Of course, the doctor wanted to know if Norman had a history of blacking out, and Norma got defensive and cagey, replying, "Nope. Never. Not at all." The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And then, it turned out, much later in the episode, as Norman and Dylan chatted after the latter's shift guarding the pot field, that Norman had no memory whatsoever of attempting to take that meat tenderize to Dylan's skull. None. Zilch. Nadda. Nothing. "I hardly think I tried to kill you," he told Dylan. "You were pretty badass." "I'm sure I struck fear into your heart."


And so the icing on this sexually charged angry cake came a few scenes later, when we saw Norman lying on his bed, staring up at the ceiling, and were given the impression of time passing for Norman as light zoomed by his window. And time had passed, but for Norman it likely also passed into a different state of consciousness as Norma appeared. Except it wasn't really Norma. It was Mother. And Mother wants him to clean up the mess of Shelby having Summers' rape utility belt in his possession because he found it when the police searched the Norms' house.

Last week, I mentioned that when Norman attacked Dylan, he didn't really seem like Norman, at least not the way that Freddie Highmore had been playing him thus far. It was a difference between "pouty teenager" anger and not, well, "take a meat tenderizer to your half-brother's head" anger. Knowing what we do about Norman's future (or at least the future as we can conceive of it, treating the original film as the result of all this), I theorized that it was likely Mother emerging, that murderous, internalized ideal of Norma that Norman carries inside of him, that ends up taking control of him. 

Also last week, a few of you debated in the comments who, exactly, killed Sam, the late Mr. Bates. Was it Norma, or was it Norman? Evidence from the first episode suggested Norma—she was cleaning up in the shower—but what if Norman had first been scrubbed clean by Norma, and put into his bed by her, and only woke up from his fugue state as the episode began? He has no memory of attacking Dylan, and so perhaps he has no memory of killing his own father. After all, Norman and Mother said that they can't allow Shelby to do to them what Sam did.

So, yeah, Shelby. He may've found the belt, and he said he didn't tell Romero about it, interestingly enough. Norma, relying again on her feminine wiles to get what she needed, found out that Shelby is willing to protect her and Norman—you know, in exchange for making out on his couch. And probably other things. Like French-kissing and stuff. While it all came off as pretty lecherous and creepy, it wasn't as downright horrible as Norman finding the sex dungeon in Shelby's basement—complete with a disco ball and not one but two video cameras—where he's keeping a Chinese woman chained up, likely the one we saw at the end of the first episode if the track marks on her arm are any indication. 

So the Norms' supposed white knight isn't as noble as he seems. But then again, what in White Pine Bay is as it as appears?

COMMENTS FROM THE GUESTBOOK


– I really love how appropriately freaked out Emma is by everything. She looked haggard and worried as opposed to playing it cool and collected. Her confession about using the whole "buried sex slave in the woods" situation as an excuse to hang out was sort of perfect, too. At the very least, she's a far more compelling character than Bradley is.

– "Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Bates."

– Ethan has never seen nor heard of Deliverance. I'd likely have spent the rest of my guard duty with him finding out what other classic Burt Reynolds films he hadn't seen. It would likely culminate in me exclaiming, in my best Sterling Archer voice (which is horrible), "HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN GATOR?!" 

– "Everyone seems better in old movies. Even bad ones."

– White Pine Bay's city motto: "An Eye for an Eye." Seriously, do they just indoctrinate it into people? 

What'd you think of "What's Wrong with Norman"?


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What to Watch This Weekend: Happy Endings, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead's Season 3 Finale, and Game of Thrones' Season 3 Premiere


What to watch on Friday, March 29...


8pm & 8:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
ABC’s red-headed stepchild sitcom bows on its new night and time, beginning with Brad and the gang striving to rescue his workplace from going under in “In the Heat of the Noche.” That’s followed by “The Straight Dope,” which gives us Max posing as a straight dude to gain access to a woman’s Bulls season tickets, and Alex surprising the group by trying to evolve past her dumb-blonde rep.


8pm, The CW
Nikita
“Inevitability” puts Nikita and Alex at odds when the former recommends Division assassinate the president of Chad while he’s visiting Paris. Couple this episode with that House, M.D. where Chase had to treat a dictator, and I’d guess that TV Tropes gets its “ethical quandaries over killing African heads of state” page together by Monday at the latest.


9pm, The CW
Cult
Skye is much the worse for wear after being drugged at last week’s Cult fan party, and it’s up to Jeff to procure a remedy in “The Good Fight.” Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the synchronicity of Matt Davis, who, though no longer a part of The Vampire Diaries, is still spending some of his 2013 searching for a cure in order to thwart lunatics.


9pm, NBC
Grimm
NBC’s press site bills “Nameless” as a take on the tale of Rumpelstiltskin. Since the plot entails Nick and Hank venturing online to pursue a murderous Wesen, I suppose they’ll have to guess the culprit’s user name to bring him down. Or maybe they’ll have to spin straw into bitcoin.


9pm, Fox
Touch
Martin locates Dr. Teller’s first patient in “Clockwork,” but it’s kind of a good news/bad news situation. The good news is that the man has vital information. The bad news? He’s a few hours away from receiving the death penalty for triple-homicide, and he won’t spill his guts until Martin can reunite him with his estranged daughter.


LATE-NITE:
– Chelsea Handler, 105-year-old Edythe Kirchmaier, and Sky Blu on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35pm, NBC


What to watch on Saturday, March 30...


SPRING PREMIERE, 8pm, BBC America
Doctor Who
“The Bells of Saint John” greets the Doctor with a new adversary in the Spoonheads and a new companion in Clara (Jenna-Louise Coleman). Ironically, while the Spoonheads have completely human-shaped heads, Clara is actually a five-foot-seven sentient spork.


SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, BBC America
Orphan Black
Upon finding out she’s a clone, an orphan named Sarah is soon drawn into a perilous conspiracy in this new supernatural series. The opener finds Sarah escaping into a new identity after she observes the suicide of a woman who looks exactly like her. And yes, it’s all BBC America all the time here at What to Watch Saturday Amalgamated Industries, because...


SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, BBC America
The Nerdist
Chris Hardwick’s eponymous podcast gets the small-screen treatment, presumably with fewer zombie discussions than occur during his watch on AMC. (Not no zombie discussions, I’m sure, just... fewer.) The host and his crew of correspondents chat with entertainers, scientists, and other representatives of the ever more ephemerally defined “nerd culture.”


What to watch on Sunday, March 31...


MINISERIES FINALE, 8pm, History
The Bible
“Passion” concludes the miniseries with Peter denying Jesus, who is later betrayed and crucified. (Don’t worry, it doesn’t take.) Meanwhile, Paul ventures out on a road trip to Damascus, which I’m sure will prove entirely routine and inconsequential.


SERIES 2 PREMIERE 8pm, PBS
Call the Midwife
It’s Jenny Lee’s birthday as the second season opens, but she doesn’t have much time to celebrate before meeting a new patient who faces troubling circumstances. Elsewhere, Trixie and Sister Evangelina tend to a young woman who's preparing to give birth aboard a Swedish cargo ship; hopefully the mother-to-be has a name picked out already, lest she scan the surroundings for inspiration and wind up with a kid named after a prefab credenza.


8pm, BBC America
The Doctors Revisited
Third Doctor Jon Pertwee is next in the queue for this monthly special. His selected outing is 1970’s “Spearhead from Space,” in which an alien consciousness threatens to annihilate humanity through the use of plastic replicas, because I guess everything on the air tonight wants to set up Ikea jokes.


SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9pm, HBO
Game of Thrones
Hodor, Hot Pie, Dagmer Cleftjaw, and the whole gang are back for another fun-filled season of mystical romps and heartwarming life lessons. “Valar Dohaeris” (“all men must serve,” if your High Valyrian is rusty) kicks things off with Jon meeting King-Beyond-the-Wall Mance Rayder, Tyrion seeking his just reward for saving King’s Landing, Littlefinger scheming toward Sansa, and Dany setting sail for Slaver’s Bay.


SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, PBS
Mr. Selfridge
Jeremy Piven stars as the titular department store magnate, a brash American who strikes it big in London, and you have my word that blurbs about this show will not make any jokes about him demanding that everybody “hug it out, wanker.” (Okay, not after that one.) In the first installment, the opening of Selfridges & Co. is stymied when Selfridge's business partner bails.


9pm, CBS
The Good Wife
It’s a pretty crowded slate tonight, and I was all set to bump The Good Wife for a week. But then “The Wheels of Justice” had to go and bring back Dylan Baker AND Gary Cole (AND Gary Cole’s mustache). So. You see the bind I’m in. Though perhaps not as much of a bind as the one Alicia and Will are in re: the prospect of being rid of Colin Sweeney. Or the one Diane is in re: rekindling things with Kurt McVeigh.


9pm, Showtime
Shameless
“Order Room Service” finds Fiona and the brood roughing it on a camping trip, so area squirrels are advised to lock up their acorns. Meanwhile, homeless Frank seeks the minimal creature comforts of a night in the family van and turns to Carl for assistance.


SEASON 3 FINALE, 9pm, AMC
The Walking Dead
With The Governor preparing to go on the offensive, the Penitentiary Pals must decide whether it’s worth defending home sweet prison in “Welcome to the Tombs.” Carl’s been perusing the abandoned base listings just in case, and he thinks he’s found a pretty sweet deal on a fixer-upper water treatment plant that's just up the road a spell.

And now, let’s all vote to crown the What to Watch Tonight Episode Title of the Week!


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Psych "Cirque du Soul" Review: Send in the Clowns

Psych S07E06: "Cirque du Soul"

Psych's "Cirque du Soul" was basically a three-ring circus, and it featured a trio of romances: Lassie and Marlowe (up top for the return of Kristy Swanson!), Gus and Rachael, and Gus and Shawn.

The crime of the hour—robberies linked to the death of a trapeze artist—was so ancillary to the storylines that it's hardly worth recounting here.

And that's not necessarily a bad thing. Most Psych-Os tune in not for the whodunit, but for the hilarious situations our crimefighters find themselves in while attempting to solve the mystery.

But I can't help feeling that "Cirque" did a disservice to Lassie and Marlowe's epic love story. "This Episode Sucks," the vampire-themed installment in which the original Buffy star stole Lassie's heart, let us see the tough detective at his most vulnerable—and I fell harder for him than ever before.

So this week, from the moment Lassie welcomed the ex-con into his arms outside the prison gates—and it was a lovely moment—I expected great things. Unfortunately, their story was as frothy as the bubble bath a horrified Juliet found her partner sharing with his "honey bear." (A definite highlight, though something that poor Jules can never unsee.)

A quickie engagement—to circumvent a vindictive probation officer—replaced the badass proposal I was prepared to relish. Not a single Clint Eastwood reference from his diehard fans? The stoic antihero spoke this couple's language of love! 

Speaking of the language of love, It was Gus and Rachael's lovey-dovey appropriation of the BFFs' signature catchphrases that first riled Shawn this week: "Time out! She's doing our 'C'mon sons'?" protested the pretend psychic. (His outrage was legit: "C'mon son" should never be said in a baby voice.)

Through a series of unfortunate events—most of them involving Rachael's son Maximus—Shawn successfully sabotaged Gus's relationship: Rachael broke up with him.  

Now it was Guster's time to call a time out—by breaking up with Shawn.

The strain on their bromance, which is the soul of Psych, was "Cirque's" strongest story, and deftly handled by writer Saladin K. Patterson. In fact, the strength of this season has been the writers' emphasis on finally assigning equal weight to Gus's romantic relationship. He's officially graduated from "sidekick" to "full-fledged partner in crime."

Neither couple was apart for long: Henry reminded Gus that he'd always been the one constant in his son's life, while Shawn called Rachael and persuaded her to give his buddy another chance.

He also called Gus. A lot.

"Gus, this is my tenth message," he said to BFF's voicemail. "It's more than Mikey left for Nikki in Swingers!"

As usual, Gus rescued Shawn—disguised as an Icelandic exterminator with an accent stranger than Balki's—resulting in "some grown-ass men settling their differences."

"I know you're terrified and afraid of change, and that you hate Tito Jackson's birthday," Gus reassured his pal (referencing the date his mom moved out), "but I promise I will always be here." It was a perfect moment that managed to be both heartwarming and hysterical.

Then Shawn delivered another aw-worthy line to Maximus, who was waiting with his mom to reunite with Gus at the station: "You realize that is the coolest dude in the whole wide world?"

You know that's right.

QUOTES

– "My psychic powers generally don't kick in until someone's been missing for 48 hours. Unless that person is Eddie Murphy, from the movie 48 Hours, but sadly I fear he's lost forever." (Shawn to his client)

– "I'm still here, Shawn. And I'm not a leprechaun." (Rachael after Shawn mimicked her when he thought she'd hung up)

– "Quick: Say something to give your mom proof of life." (Gus on another call to Rachael)

– "Sorry, O'Hara, I'm too frustrated to care about what lowlife broke into what sign factory or how the ACLU's going to take all the fun out of catching him." (Lassie)

– "Orenthal James Simpson. My folks were big fans of Hertz rental car." (Shawn, explaining his circus alias.)

– "He better be talking to you." Gus to Shawn, when one of the circus performers said, "OJ, come with me if you want to leave."

– "OMG, WTF, JTT!" "Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not an acronym, Shawn." (Juliet, correcting Shawn after his horrified response to discovering Lassie at his home)

– "I'm tired of your mouth writing checks that my ass has to cash." "Gus, I'm going to need you to lower the volume or at the very least change that metaphor."

– "She went all Halle Berry and Boomerang on a brother." (Gus, on Rachael not returning his calls)

– "Of course I do, that's Tito Jackson's birthday!" (Gus, when Henry asked about the significance of Oct. 15, also the day Shawn's mom moved out)

– "I know, I know. TMI: Tell more information!" (Woody, oversharing about his sex life)

– "I am begging you to share less." (Juliet interrupting Ursula's raving about Lassie's sexual prowess, before realizing she'd be a perfect match for Woody)


QUESTIONS

– Were you disappointed in Lassie and Marlowe's rushed romance, or did you like seeing the severe detective besotted and soppy?

– On a scale of 1 to 10 pineapples, how do you rate "Cirque du Soul"?

– What wisecrack made you laugh the hardest?

– Rachael and Maximus: Annoying?


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