News Briefs: Community's Ratings Were Left Broken-hearted on Valentine's Day

FOUR SEASONS AND A WEB SERIES MAYBE? NEWS

... After a great respectable start to its long-delayed fourth season, Community got dumped on Valentine's Day when it showed up for Episode 2. Ratings crashed 42 percent to a 1.1 in the adult demo, a series low. Obviously the "holiday" didn't help (ratings were down all across the board, but none were as steep as Community), but is the drop it a sign of something more? The saga continues next week. [Deadline Hollywood]


BUSINESS TIME

... ABC's new show Zero Hour (hee hee, this show) also had a bad night. The series debut embarrassed ABC with the network's worst in-season scripted premiere ever, grabbing a 1.3 rating in the adult demo (even Work It premiered to a 2.0 rating). You mean a conspiracy thriller about frozen Nazis and clocks and monster babies didn't click with people on Valentine's Day? [Deadline Hollywood]

... TV Land has ordered Giant Baby to series. The sitcom stars Kirstie Alley as a woman who reconnects with the son she gave up for adoption after his adoptive mother passes away. Rhea Perlman and Michael Richards also star, making TV Land the most star-studded network around for people who just woke up from 20-year comas. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Lifetime is developing a miniseries based on the life of Cleopatra, that Egyptian hussy who put a fire in the loins of so many men back in the old days. The plan is to make it a four-hour extravaganza, most likely with incredibly cheesy dialogue, terrible acting, and the worst green-screen effects since the network's last project. Absolutely I'm watching! [Deadline Hollywood]

... Good news for Cleopatra is bad news for Renee Zellweger. Lifetime has passed on her pitch for the TV pilot Cinnamon Girl, about four ladies coming of age in late-'60s Los Angeles. [THR]


CASTING NEWS

... Coach Taylor will now be Cardinal Taylor! Friday Night Lights' Kyle Chandler has grabbed the lead in the Showtime drama pilot Vatican. He'll play Cardinal Thomas Duffy, the Archbishop of New York in the thriller set against the politics of the Catholic Church. You should be very excited about this. [Deadline Hollywood]

... The B---- is back. Krysten Ritter is following her role on Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 with a role in the NBC comedy pilot Assistance. She'll play the lead, a woman caught between her "work husband" coworker, her real-life fiance, and her insane boss. <3 U Kristen will U B mine? [Deadline Hollywood]

... Torchwood's Burn Gorman (he played Owen) has joined AMC's pilot Turn. The period drama is set in 1778 and follows a small group of spies known as the Culper Ring who helped sway the tide in the War of Independence. [THR]

... iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove has joined NBC's pilot Girlfriend in a Coma. The comedy stars Christina Ricci as a woman who wakes up from a coma to find she has a 17-year-old daughter. I'm really hoping that she was pregnant when she went into the coma, otherwise some horny doctors have a lot of explaining to do. Cosgrove will play Ricci's daughter, which I suppose works for me. [Deadline Hollywood]

... The versatile CCH Pounder (The Shield) has hopped on board CBS's pilot The Advocates. The legal drama follows a pair of lawyers fighting for the little guys, and Pounder will play their boss. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Desperate Housewives vet Felicity Huffman has grabbed the badass lead in Fox's pilot Boomerang. She'll play the matriarch of a family of trained assassins who work for the U.S. government. [EW]

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The CW Renews Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, and Arrow

Hot dudes all over The CW will be coming back next season! The network may have been the last to get its 2012-2013 season started, but it's the first to get its 2013-2014 season started, having just ordered a ninth season of Supernatural, a fifth season of The Vampire Diaries, and a second season of Arrow to debut next fall.

The CW is actually building on something here, people. Arrow has become the network's most-watched show with 4.3 million viewers, though it didn't elaborate on that number (we're guessing it includes DVR numbers and maybe online streams). Arrow's success has been a boon for Supernatural, which has seen its numbers tick up 15 percent (the fact that Season 7 was pretty bad and aired on Fridays also contributed to the Season 8 jump). Meanwhile, The Vampire Diaries continues to chug along as The CW's highest rated series and most Bing'd about show.

The fates of the rest of The CW's series are up in the air, but it's obvious where the network is going with its strategy, which is to stick with what's been working. Its 2013-2014 development slate is heavy on young adult genre projects with all but two out of eight pilots in contention having either supernatural, fantasy, or science-fiction bents to them. A Vampire Diaries spin-off, the prequel-ish The Originals, looks like a sure thing to be paired with TVD next fall, and if it's at least halfway competent, I know I'd like to see Oxygen, starring Aimee Teegarden as a chick who falls in love with an alien. The CW is also so high on trying a television adaptation of The Selection that it's ordered a second pilot after last year's didn't quite work.

If The Originals does pair with TVD, then The CW will have to make a decision on what to do with Beauty and the Beast, but I don't like its chances at returning (wouldn't Jay Ryan and Aimee Teegarden make an adorable couple?). I'd also guess that by the end of the season, Dr. Zoe Hart will have done her last surgery on Hart of Dixie, Division will end up with a remainder of zero on Nikita, and 90210 will be out for a permanent summer. All three of those shows are hovering around the 0.5 rating mark. The CW will probably search for one non-sci-fi show to pair with The Carrie Diaries, which should follow positive critics' buzz into a second season. Major caveat: This all depends on how the new development slate looks.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much" Review: Born to Run

Star Wars: The Clone Wars S05E18: "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much"

Stripped to their barest of bones, the plots of many of Alfred Hitchcock's films are about an ordinary person thrust into extraordinary situations. While a Jedi Padawan is hardly an ordinary person, Ahsoka Tano is the closest thing The Clone Wars has to that sort of a character type. Across one movie and five seasons, the show's intended audience has grown up with her, watched her become a confident Jedi, and has come to relate to her. In the same way that Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart's were sophisticated movie actors who were still believable as regular people in Hitchcock's films, Ahsoka's image is one of both a competent Jedi and the audience surrogate in the narrative.

In "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much," Ahsoka found herself in a Hitchcockian situation of being set up for the murder of Letta, the woman who fed her husband the explosive nano-bots that blew up the Jedi Temple hangar last week. Since clones were killed in the explosion, Palpatine decreed that it was a military issue, not a Jedi one, and placed Tarkin in charge of the matter. The change in jurisdictional control was likely a three-pronged decision: The first, as Tarkin explained, is that Palpatine is seeking to further remove the Jedi from military matters, because they are peacekeepers, not warriors. The second, and this is me theorizing, is that Palpatine's looking for another way to discredit the Jedi, and the murder of bombing suspect by a Jedi would certainly fit into that mold. I'll get to that third prong in just a moment.

Compared to Grant and Stewart's characters, though, Ahsoka is at a disadvantage, one that those older characters never really had to worry about. The conventions of classic Hollywood cinema being what they were, the fate of the protagonist was never really in doubt. He would break up the spy ring, clear his name, and get the girl (provided he didn't already have her). So while he'd be in danger, and it would be thrilling and suspenseful, the outcome was always a sure thing.

But ever since she made her debut, Ahsoka's fate has never been a sure thing. Does she die? Does she turn to the dark side? Does she simply go into exile at some point? This arc seems primed to test the possibilities of what could happen to Ahsoka now that she's on the run from the Jedi Council and the military in an effort to clear her name. Certainly the evidence is stacked against her, from her rant about Letta's guilt and desire for revenge in front of Anakin, Tarkin, and Barriss to the holocam footage that made it look like she was Force-choking Letta to all the dead or injured clones in the prison. Like any good Hitchcockian hero, Ahsoka will likely end up traveling long distances and making unlikely alliances in an effort to acquit herself. But unlike those heroes, it's tough to know how exactly how it will all end.

And there's still the matter of the third prong. This one, like the second, is just a theory, but here goes: Given Palpatine's careful orchestration of everything so far, I would not be at all surprised if he's had this in the works for some time, and considers Ahsoka's fall from favor within the Jedi Order—whether by discreditation, turning to the dark side, or getting trapped in a web of convincing evidence—as another step in his plan to turn Anakin against the Order. Losing an apprentice you knew to be innocent would be one thing, but to have the very institution you serve doubt that innocence? Anakin would not be pleased with that at all.

– How wonderfully Galactic Empire-esque did that prison and its surroundings feel? The episode as a whole was pretty good-looking. I especially enjoyed the chase along the industrial pipeline.

– As soon as Ahsoka sliced into that pipeline, I immediately thought, "Oh, yes. Give me my The Fugitive homage." And then they did.


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Young Justice "Complications" Review: The Ties That Bind

Young Justice S02E16: "Complications"

After grousing about the need to maintain his rep in the past (and continuing to do so this week), Sportsmaster finally made his move against Black Manta, with Cheshire tagging along to get her revenge on Kaldur. This is something that has been floating around the season for a bit, so it was nice to finally pay off this particular thread as we head into the homestretch of the series.

Given all the various cogs in the subterfuge aboard Manta's submarine, there was a lot of, "We need to disable this thing before we can do that thing so that we can finally do this one other thing, and we need to do all of it while maintaining our covers." As a result, "Complications" was pretty busy trying to handle all of those necessary elements, and to its credit, managed to integrate its action sequences around achieving those ends, from M'gann shooting the camera that Deathstroke was using to observe Kaldur's cabin to Artemis locating the power inhibitor's deactivation switch.

Of course, once the power inhibitor was removed, things became easier as M'gann was able to explain the whole plot to Sportsmaster and Cheshire, thus eliminating their grievances against Black Manta and Kaldur. Except for the fact that Sportsmaster knowing the plan shouldn't've made that much of a difference, since Sportsmaster is all about maintaining his rep, and his rep is a very public thing, so letting Black Manta off the hook will still make him look like something of a chump. Instead, he's going to wait for Artemis and Kaldur to take down Manta, and the Light, from the inside? Right.

And that's the big failing with having to knock out those cameras and get rid of those collars and maintain appearances: The character beats driving both Sportsmaster and Cheshire were lost in that shuffle. Probably the bit that I liked the most was Cheshire and Artemis having a brief exchange about why Cheshire would even want vengeance for the death of her sister. She can play it off as being annoyed that Artemis wasn't available to babysit Lian, but the two do care for one another, albeit in ways that come off as a little dysfunctional, and it was nice to see that element bleed through all the action. Even nicer of Cheshire to explain to their mother that Artemis is alive and well.

While all this was going on, Dick got around to investigating what'd happened to his missing team members. The story Blue Beetle told involved a boom tube and Mongul getting the better of everyone, and ended with them being held captive somewhere. It appeared, however, that the Reach are truly horrible at cleaning up crime scenes and crafting consistent stories for their agents. A ruined airlock is one thing, and given the evidence of a boom tube, it wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility that someone attempted to space whatever or whoever came out of the tube. But to leave Tim's birdarang on the scene, complete with little scarab microbes, was just careless.

It could've been rationalized away that Tim just didn't aim correctly (Batman would be furious) or that Blue Beetle somehow got in the way, but then the Reach held a press conference and touted Blue Beetle as the hero of Earth, and they overplayed their hand. Jaime appeared not only poised and press-ready—something he is very much not—but he also thanked the Reach for the scarab. Every single one of the heroes who's still on Earth, from Dick to Black Canary to the Atom, knows that the last thing Jaime wants is that scarab on his back. You'd think that given Green Beetle's access to Jaime's mind, the Reach would've had a more consistent presentation lined up. In any case, Dick's onto the whole scheme now, and he has to prioritize: His teammates, or dealing with the Beetles and the Reach?

DC Nation Short: It was Level 5 of the "Amethyst" shorts, and probably the weakest since the very first installment. She had to sing a spell to the cursed Frog Prince. While it felt a little like a Zelda-esque boss battle, what with the musical aspect and all, it wasn't all that engaging. But Dark Opal emerged at the very end, signaling perhaps that the final showdown will happen next week.

– "So it would appear, Mr. Fakes A Mental Condition."

– Deathstroke's line about wanting to take a seat at the Light's table was a nice one, but it's too bad we're probably not going to see that happen.


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News Briefs: NBC Sets a Premiere Date for Bryan Fuller's Hannibal

TIME TO STOCK UP ON CHIANTI NEWS

... NBC's woeful 2013 will get a boost on April 4 when Hannibal makes it debut. The drama comes from Pushing Daisies creator Bryan Fuller and revisits the universe of Red Dragon, better known as the story that kicked off the legend of Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal slides into the 10pm slot left vacant by Do No Harm. [TV Line]


AXE HER COMEDY NEXT, PLEASE

... E! has canceled Whitney Cummings' talk show Love You, Mean It after three months. Don't worry, her NBC sitcom Whitney is doing fine. [THR]


LOTS OF AWESOME CASTING NEWS

... Minnie Driver has joined NBC's comedy pilot About a Boy. David Walton will star in the adaptation of the Nick Hornsby book as a man who forms a friendship with his pint-sized boy neighbor. Driver will play the boy's recently divorced mother. [TV Line]

... Jason Isaacs (Awake) is giving television another shot and has chosen a safer premise this time by joining CBS's drama pilot Surgeon General. Isaacs will play the titular medical expert. [TV Line]

... Rupert Grint, redhead Ron from the Harry Potter films, is the lead in CBS's single-camera comedy (??? On CBS???) Super Clyde. Grint will play a fast-food worker who decides to become a super hero. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Royal Pains has promoted Ben Shenkman to series regular for next season. Shenkman plays Dr. Jeremiah Sacani in the USA Network drama. [TV Line]

... Glee (and recently Justified) vet Mike O'Malley will star in the NBC comedy pilot Welcome to the Family, a potential series about culture clashing. O'Malley will play the father figure of a white family that's folded into a Latino family when his pregnant teen daughter marries her Hispanic boyfriend. Rob Schneider does not star in this, but you'd think he would. Note to self: Write a comedy about a Caucasian person marrying a Latino person and sell it to CBS. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Jason Ritter (The Event) has joined Fox's comedy pilot Friends & Family, an adaptation of the BBC comedy Gavin and Stacey. Ritter will play Stacey. I mean Gavin. [EW]

... Jonathan Taylor Thomas has crawled out from under his rock and will guest-star on Last Man Standing, reuniting him with his old TV dad Tim Allen. He'll play the manager of a restaurant that Kristin tries to work for. Looks like I can keep my JTT Teen Beat posters up a little longer. [E! Online]

... Breaking Bad's Dean Norris has been cast in CBS's summer miniseries Under the Dome, as the series villain. Based on the Stephen King novel, Under the Dome details what happens when a small town is cut off from the rest of the world after a mysterious dome appears over it. Norris's character uses the opportunity to take over the town. [EW]

Bonus: exclusive photos of Dean Norris researching the role.
(thanks for the awesome image, Edlyn!)

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Being Human "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Mouth" Review: The Ghost Whisperer

Being Human S03E05: "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Mouth"

It was only a matter of time before Daddy Werewolf figured out that Aidan ganked the masculine half of his werewolf wonder twins. How long do you think it'll be until he realizes it was Nora who put down his other pup? I suspect he already knows and he's just playing mind games because mind games are the best games, especially when the only alternatives are Aidan's hunger games and Sally's foolish games.

Actually, no, Sally's storyline has really, truly benefitted from getting her out of the house and into sunlight and clothes that aren't also pajamas. She got a job at Max's funeral home, they had sex in the viewing room, and the ghost of Max's overbearing mom, Linda, joined the parade of troubled spirits looking to ghost whisperer Sally for guidance. Or, in Linda's case, not so much. Sally had taken to carrying an iron frying pan everywhere to dispel needy spirits, but Linda had no intentions of moving on. Linda just wanted to stick around and keep her precious baby boy from being deflowered. Forever. OMG WORST HAUNTING EVER.

So along came "naked naughty Sally" with no fear of dear old mom and a supercharged undead sexdrive to devirgin Max and defile the viewing room. I would say that it was a YOLO moment, except Sally has already proven that you do NOT, in fact, only live once. On a side note: Is YOLO still a thing? Is it over? I mean, I've only recently started utilizing it at inappropriate times, like while microwaving breakfast burritos and procrastinating on laundry (big fan of the sniff test) and I was always under the impression that only assholes ever said it, which is fine, cuz I am, but I'd HATE to be DATED, you know? #YOLO?

I'm a mess.

SO ANYWAY, Sally tried to exorcise Linda (RUDE) but only because Linda ghost-possessed her first and made her quit her job and hurt Max's widdle fee fees in the process (ALSO RUDE). In the end, Mommy admitted that she only wanted Max to be happy with his life of supernaturally induced celibacy and I guess they reached a truce and Sally's now allowed to uh, water his flower whenever she sees fit. Congrats to both (all three?) of you. Considering that all of Sally's hook-ups eventually end up dead, where do we gauge Max's life expectancy? Sure, he won't fall under the unfortunate-encounters-with-Sally's-former-life clause, but it's not like Danny survived long after his exposure to Sally either.

Armed with the knowledge that Aidan offed his male heir, Liam met Josh via Nora, was surprisingly only moderately judgey about the killing Ray thing, and reached out to the aimless wolfpack by giving them a purpose in life: to kill that pasty-but-handsome vampire nurse. He even returned wayward Erin to them, which was probably more awesome for guilty-Nora than Josh, who had come to realize that maybe adopting an emotionally unstable were-teen was not the sort of complication their already complicated relationship needed. No marriage talk this week, Josh? I kind of missed it (no I didn't).

Josh adamantly refused to waste his vampire BFF and waved a pistol around for good measure. He's so cute when he think he's being threatening. Not sure what Daddy Werewolf's motive was in just letting him leave after that little display. Any theories? Given Nora's stance that Aidan isn't really that nice of a guy and has probably killed "thousands" of people on his own over the years, not to mention my personal belief that Liam knows she killed Brynn, I'm thinking Papa will appeal to/pressure her to step in where Josh refused to tread. That could be fun. Aidan's story was lacking a pulse along with its immune system this week and it pains me to say so, it really does, because I'm partial to his storylines. I've loved Sam Witwer since (Spoiler alert if you haven't seen The Mist!) Marcia Gay Harden fed him to that giant praying mantis monster, but ugh, this week, ugh. It's like all Aidan does lately is dream weird dreams and hallucinate his murder victims—and they aren't even FUN hallucinations of murder victims.

Being Human North America has moved away from its European roots in the two seasons since its debut, though the parallels are still there—particularly when it comes to Sally versus her BBC counterpart, Annie. Is anyone else who's familiar with the original series beginning to entertain the notion that Aidan is ultimately going the way of Mitchell? Mitchell tried real hard. Aidan tries real hard. But Mitchell was a chronic ne'er do well. Everything he touched blew up in his face. I'm starting to believe that Aidan is the same sort of perpetual f*k-up, which is sad, because it makes it hard to have faith in the guy when you know he's just going to ruin everything again and again and again.

Bubble Boy is TOTALLY a goner.

– Holy crap, it wasn't a full moon this episode. WEIRD.

– Uh. What exactly is a "cautious swallower?"

– This episode was like, Fake-Out City. You should see my notes. Page 3, Line 1: "Aidan kills the suspicious nurse." Line 2: "Nevermind."

– "I know, I'm not special like everyone else in the house." Look at it this way, Mimi, you're special BECAUSE you're not special. Right? Maybe?

– What's Liam McLean's angle?

– I think it might have more interesting if Aidan had ACTUALLY killed the suspicious nurse.

– WHERE IS RAY? I don't even really like or care about Ray, but it's been WEEKS since we've heard from him.


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The Following "Mad Love" Review: There's No Need to Drag 9/11 Into This

The Following S01E04: "Mad Love"

Kevin Smith used to do a bit during his Q & A tours about how he generally makes fun of himself before other people can make fun of him, regardless of whether or not they were planning to make fun of him. He steals the criticism thunder of others, leaving them with the response, "Well, at least he knows."

I felt that "at least they know" feeling more than a couple times during "Mad Love." Whether it was Hardy telling Carroll that it's amateur hour, Carroll telling Hardy that he never liked the mask thing, or Maggie admitting that the revenge metaphor should've included Claire and not Brand New Character Jenny, it felt like Episode 4 was self-aware in an attempt to steal all our thunder.

It's almost like The Following knows that this is the point where we decide whether to keep watching or delete the series recording from our DVRs.

Four episodes deep, let's get into this compliment sandwich.

Something good, something good, something good—ah, the sexual politics of the growing polyamorous subcult. I've never been compelled by Carroll or his chess game with Hardy since it seems like the two aren't really playing so much as Carroll's pawns are self-destructing. But, now that Jordy's gone, ostensibly somewhere petting the rabbits, and Maggie is out of the picture, the focus is primarily on these three (well, five counting Joey and poor Megan).

Now that Joe's plan is in motion, Emma, Paul, and Jacob are acting without his immediate guidance. There's no more showing up at the prison to get that hit of Carroll crack to keep them going, no phone calls, nothing to keep them disciplined. So it's interesting to see how they maintain their commitment and what can cause the group to splinter.

During "The Poet's Fire," the group got a dose of that when Paul decided it was time for him to prove his hetero manhood by kidnapping an unfortunately trusting girl and bringing her home for lack of a better plan. This week it was time for Jacob to be a weak link on account that he's not at all like the others, in that he can't bring himself to kill. What made the story interesting was that, instead of breaking apart at the whiff of betrayal and the fair question of whether Jacob really wants to be part of a murder cult, the gang kept us interested with a family-like setting of acceptance.

An audience member could come away with mixed emotions regarding how they plan to "help" Jacob. They didn't kill Megan and they didn't even punish Jacob for letting her go. They just recaptured her in the hopes, I assume, of officially initiating him into their group. You know, to make an honest man out of him. Instead of feeling deceived, they embraced him. Anyone who's ever felt like a black sheep might've experienced a combination of warm fuzzies for a family accepting the odd man out and nausea that the odd man out is odd because he hasn't killed anyone. The show is testing our empathy, which is something I can appreciate.

I can also appreciate good-looking people taking showers together, even if it's a little weird that they're all wearing their clothes while doing so. But we're pretty sure that in a couple weeks, now that Emma and Paul have bonded over almost-murder, this is going to be a nudist free love commune with a hostage, right?

Something that can be improved: Most of the Hardy plot stinks like smelly dog farts.

This is a point of contention with some of the audience, but I have yet to feel any kind of connection between Hardy and Claire, which seems essential to (a) Carroll's entire premise for the murder cult and (b) building sympathy for Hardy not being a story-less cliche. The problem with Hardy's character is that the show is trying really hard to make you believe he's had a hard-knock life. The prototype is a hard-boiled detective, a jaded man who's been traumatized in the past and who's now fighting for redemption (it's what film noir was based on), but it seems like everything plus the kitchen sink has happened to Ryan to get him to this point.

A great many of those things were stacked up in this episode with the introduction of Brand New Character Jenny the Sister. Jenny, who I thought was Claire until the restaurant scene, talked about their family being cursed with death. It was a nice turn of phrase, but the backstory was too much. Mother dying of blood cancer when you're an awkward teenager: That's tough. Pops was killed as a beat copper doing his job: That's enough to create a chip on someone's shoulder (particularly someone who went into law enforcement). We also learned that Hardy surrendered a great love (I guess). So by the time we got to his brother dying in 9/11, it was overkill. We started treading in Nicholas Sparks waters, teeming with piled-on misery. It was a cheap attempt at grief porn.

As much as I don't necessarily love Kevin Bacon's portrayal of Ryan Hardy so far, I'm starting to be convinced that he's doing the best he can with a mess of a character. Where Carroll's motivations for being a serial killer are vague and his game is barely a game, Hardy is too detailed, too storied, to be relatable in any way—unless you, too are a star-cross'd orphan cyborg. And not being able to connect with the lead character is kind of a problem.

Something good, something good. The show moves. This isn't The Killing, where grass grows faster than the plot. It's Episode 4 and they already have an address to close in on. Even if the leads are false, they're leads and there's bound to be action. That's a good thing.

Of course, there are adverse consequences to a show feeling like it needs to move. One of the better examples happened during "Mad Love" where Maggie met her end way too easily. She had Hardy and Jenny by the short hairs but Weston (I know Hardy called him Mike at the end of the episode but he's no friend of mine) came in serendipitously to take her out. This was supposedly a calculated killer and all she got was the opportunity to raise the knife over her head like a soccer mom against an imagined intruder and a single bullet to take her down? At least Rick got two shots.

The Following has problems and not the least of them is chemistry and making sure we connect to the characters. I'm dubious about the future of Carroll's plan since the game has been pretty lame so far, even though puzzles have been promised. There's some possibility of goodness to come but it's not here yet and I can't blame you for being discouraged. I certainly am.

– I don't want to pin everything on Williamson because I know a television show is a collaborative effort. But I do like Carroll undermining the pretense of an investigation by dispelling genre techniques. Joe telling Ryan to get to the point with finding out more information on Maggie was a classic post-genre move, the kind that Williamson's Scream franchise is known to use. In fact, their whole conversation seemed to be about incorporating the laughable flaws of the show. Well-played.

– Weston's Hardy obsession and overwhelming desire to be on Hardy's good side, it's seeming more and more likely that he's one of Carroll's moles inside the FBI (a possibility made more interesting by the fact that Maggie killed someone who Weston might've considered a friend). Also, I think I would like the role to be played by the actual Michael Weston (Private Dancer on Scrubs, Lucas on House). Or Michael Westen (Burn Notice), who would solve everything in three weeks, with one of those weeks involving a celebratory cruise.

– Megan. I don't understand. Once you get out, you don't look for another hiding place, especially if they're chasing you. You run forever. You run until you can't run anymore and then you remember there are animals chasing you and you keep going. You don't hide on their property.

– Things crazy people do: shower with their clothes on.

– Seriously, couldn't they have gotten a couple of actresses for Jenny and Claire who don't look the same? How about not-a-blonde? Short hair? A different face? Something. I already don't like Claire as it is. I don't need two of them.


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The Office "Moving On" Review: Better Call Saul

The Office S09E16: "Moving On"

Andy wouldn't be such a monster if everyone in the office wasn't so complicit to his tyranny.

I know that's like saying Tokyo would've been better off if they'd just ignored Godzilla. I'm not trying to blame the victim. But Pam, Dwight, and Angela's way of gutting the beast, by ignoring him and undermining his authority, is the only reasonable course of action. The man ditched work for three months and is now only sticking around because of a pass from a guy who doesn't deserve to run a business. Wallace kept Andy on because he owed Andy a favor? Logical but not reasonable.

Pete and Erin are feeding the monster, though. While everyone else in the office is ready to ignore or straight-up ditch Andy, these two pathetic souls feel like they owe the guy something for their not-so-clandestine relationship. How are you, Pete the girlfriend thief, going to offer advice to the man that you burgled?

Wait, that came out weird.

The show maybe, possibly suggested that Erin wasn't so much into Andy while he was gone, maybe, possibly so often that the storyline itself got so dull in its holding pattern that I could've sworn they were just repeating the same script every episode with regard to these two. With that, I don't think Pete was an actual "thief" of a person, although that would be how Andy feels. And, as a person in the awkward position of being too nice for his own good while feeling guilty about wrecking a man, I can see how Pete might feel compelled to give Andy some assurances about the relationship.

But I won't forgive Erin and Pete for providing Andy the only pathos he's had since the beginning of the season. When they both came in and tried to convince Andy to move on (which felt more like an excuse to bring up Alice, Pete's ex, than anything reasonable), I almost felt sad for the man. Here he was, enduring sanctimonious platitudes from the pair that conspired behind his back. Watching it, I was overcome by a feeling that I hadn't felt for the Nard-Dog in some time. "What is this? Sympathy?" I asked myself, disgusted.

Happily, that was enough to sic him to ravage the office. My sympathy melted in the conference room scene at the end. But none of it would have been possible without everyone involved being complicit to the monsterdom. Gabe's presence was easily explained because he's a weirdo and still in love with Erin (this possibly being the best version of Gabe I've seen—the insane almost-stalker) but everyone else just stayed in the room. Erin may have stayed out of guilt. Pete sticking around seemed out of character for him, particularly since he'd walked out on Andy's last tantrum, when Andy fired him. And Alice? Why didn't she just bolt when she found out there wasn't a marketing department?

I want to say this was a good cap to Andy's consistent villainy but he seems to get worse every week. He's on thin (vanilla) ice with Wallace, but what will it take to bring him down to earth again? If the writers were ever planning to restore Andy's underdog status or to make him at all sympathetic, could it possibly work with the height of antagonist he's become?

One of the best lines of the episode, and proof that Andy might be reduced to the poor whelp that he is, came from Pam as she departed for her episode arc. "Where are you going?" Andy asked. "Not on a three-month boat trip." Throwing how Andy shouldn't be qualified to sit on the throne of the Scranton branch in his face is enough to undermine him and maybe take the evil wind out of his sails, but not until he admits some fault. He hasn't done that at all since returning and it seems like that's the point. He will in no way be sympathetic until he admits some fault for splitting for three months with no repercussions. Maybe that's what makes us working stiffs the most upset with him.

But let's backtrack to Pam's arc a little bit because there was a bit of disappointment here, too. We didn't get the fight. Not even a snippet. Not even a mention. It was just Pam going for a job interview in Philly, leaving us to assume that the result of the fight was that the family should just pack up and move to Philadelphia. Not that the plan is a terrible one but I was hoping for some catharsis from the argument. Instead it looks like we'll have to wait for a while longer.

The beginning of the dinner was nice. Jim: "This is consolation champagne. It came from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis." I think the worst part about Jim and Pam heading into Dullsville, PA, was the elimination of their banter. It's probably what made us fall in love with them the most outside of carefully choreographed will-they-won't-they scenes. I mentioned in an earlier review the phone conversation at the end of "Initiation" being important to the story of Jam. Most of it was about nothing: Sandra Bullock, having a number of kitchens, time zones. But that's the part of them that makes us understand why they belong together, that their conversations operate like a Swiss clock with timing and delivery that almost couldn't happen in real life but they make work because of their undeniable chemistry.

By the time they rolled around to the end of dinner, when Pam suggested that she maybe didn't want to do the thing we assumed they decided to do, we found ourselves at a crossroads. Again. It's like the fight never happened. So, to me, I'm going to assume it never did. At least we didn't have to see Brian.

We did, however, see Dwight and Angela kiss and it makes me happy to see that story progress. We know how it's going to end, but I'm looking forward to that specific journey. Especially if it'll provide a reprieve from Andy's reign of terror. A head who has been unquestionably blessed by a higher power but sits unjustly as ruler of everything he surveys, and terrorizes his subjects, even going so far as to (metaphorically) behead them. If you think about it, Andy is kind of like Joffrey Baratheon. Don't think about it too much.

– Well, there goes our theory that Toby is the Scranton Strangler. UNLESS HE STRANGLED HIMSELF AS A COVER!

– What a waste of amazing talent at the real estate office. Bob Odenkirk was wonderful, as you could expect, and played Michael Scott almost as well as Carell himself. But that he was only around for that one-off and that Michael Weston only had a single line is a crime. I also appreciate Odenkirk's, "I think they indulge themselves a little too much." It's like they know we know they know.

– No single document in the history of television has appeared as often as the relationship disclosure form on this series. Dunder-Mifflin Employees bone more often than at Señor Frogs in Cancun. (Full disclosure: I don't officially know anything about the inter-employee relationships at that particular establishment—it's fair to assume they bone less).

– Erin: "I've seen Pete's butt. It's sick."

– This was a good episode for the background characters: Meredith with floating kisses to the "fresh meat," Stanley feeling the same way about horny people that Phyllis feels about sad people, and even the coda with Oscar and the boots was pretty good (mostly for little things like Phyllis bringing Stanley some tea and not the contrived scenario that was only meant to bring about the mention of the documentary premiere). If The Office has done anything consistently well over the course of the series, it's make sure the bit players have decent material.

– God help us all if they do show the documentary and it turns out to be an excuse for a clip show. I despise clip shows.


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What to Watch Tonight: Suburgatory, The Americans, and Survivor's Season 26 Premiere


What to watch on Wednesday, February 13...


SEASON 26 PREMIERE, 8pm, CBS
Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites
If you've ever thought that watching so much TV would equip you to do some characters' jobs as well as they do, if not better, than Survivor has a gimmick for you: The 10 members of this season's Gota Tribe are all Survivor superfans, squaring off against 10 popular returning veterans in the Bikal Tribe.


8pm, The CW
Arrow
Oliver is in critical condition after being shot, and it's up to Felicity (and the realities of a successful, ongoing television series) to keep him alive. While he convalesces, the archer flashes back to the island and an intrepid escape with Slade, quite possibly "The Odyssey" to which this week's episode title refers.


9pm, The CW
Supernatural
To close the gates of hell, Sam and Dean must complete three daring feats—including the slaying of a hellhound, because Supernatural is operating on straight-up video game logic this week. Tune in to "Trial and Error" and hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A on your remote to give the brothers 99 extra lives.


9:30pm, ABC
Suburgatory
In episode-title-of-the-week contender "Blowtox and Burlap," Tessa and Ryan take in some art-house cinema on Valentine's Day, with surprising emotional results. Elsewhere, Sheila's mother arrives to stir up Shay shenanigans, and any Shay shenanigan showcase is sure to shine.


10pm, NBC
Chicago Fire
"Nazdarovya!" finds Dawson in dire straits while attempting to help Antonio in an investigation. Meanwhile, Severide visits his former fiancée, and Casey has a hard time adjusting to his new relationship with his mother. (Fun fact: According to Google, "nazdarovya" is a Russian toast meaning roughly, "To your health." That's the kind of extra level of service you can expect from us here at What To Watch Tonight Amalgamated, Inc.)


WINTER FINALE, 10pm, TV Land
Hot In Cleveland
Victoria worries about her future with Emmet after her movie wraps shooting in "What Now, My Love?" Melanie also contemplates her own relationship with Alec, while a new mystery about Elka comes to Joy's attention.


10pm, FX
The Americans
While Beeman investigates Robert's death, Elizabeth and Philip learn shocking facts about his life in "Gregory." In other developments, Margo Martindale begins her eagerly awaited guest arc as the spy duo's latest KGB comrade.


SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 10pm, TNT
Southland
John butts heads with a new trainee, whose resume includes a tour of duty in Afghanistan. In other season-opening business in "Hats and Bats," new mom Lydia struggles to achieve a work/life balance, and Ben gets mixed up with some ne'er-do-well cops. Just how ne'er-do-well, you ask? They're led by notorious WB bad boy Chad Michael Murray, which should tell you all you need to know.


LATE-NITE:
– Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow, and Lupe Fiasco with Guy Sebastian on Conan, 11pm, TBS
– Richard Simmons on Chelsea Lately, 11pm, E!
– Author and Afghan presidential candidate Fawzia Koofi on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11pm, Comedy Central
– Dave Grohl on The Colbert Report, 11:30pm, Comedy Central
– Anne Hathaway, Lester Holt, and Eli Young Band on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35pm, NBC
– Medal of Honor recipient Staff Sgt. Clinton Romesha, Quevenzhané Wallis, and Robert DeLong on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS
– James Franco, Nigella Lawson, and Fall Out Boy on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11:35pm, ABC
– Sarah Jessica Parker, Steve Harvey, Jeff Musial, and Kacey Musgraves on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37am, NBC
– Russell Brand and Allison Williams on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37am, CBS



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News Briefs: Claire Holt Joins The CW's Vampire Diaries Spin-off

LET'S START WITH CASTING NEWS TODAY

... The CW's spin-off of The Vampire Diaries is keeping its originals for The Originals. Claire Holt has signed on to reprise her role as Rebekah, Klaus's vampy sister. She joins Joseph Morgan, Daniel Gillies, and Phoebe Tonkin as the core four. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Private Practice star KaDee Strickland has joined NBC's pilot Bloodline. The drama follows a girl caught between a pair of feuding families in the modern suburbs. Strickland will play the girl's mom. Oh, and she's destined to be killed by her daughter. [TV Guide]

... Nick Gomez, who played sneaky con Tomas on The Walking Dead, will next appear on Dexter. He'll play a hitman who tangles with Deb. [TV Line]

... CBS's drama pilot Hostages is putting together quite the formidable cast. Dylan McDermott, recently seen chopping people up and masturbating in American Horror Story, has landed the male lead in the series opposite Toni Collette, who plays a surgeon who's ordered to operate on the president but ends up getting wrapped in a crazy conspiracy that somehow involves the kidnapping of her family. McDermott will play an FBI agent. Whether or not he masturbates on office furniture is TBD but I'm leaning yes. [Deadline Hollywood]

... That dancing maniac Jennifer Beals has signed on to the ABC drama pilot Venice. She'll play the matriarch of a family in this modern-day take on Romeo & Juliet. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Virginia Madsen has joined NBC's update on the classic tale of the Hatfields and the McCoys, cleverly titled Hatfields & McCoys. She'll play the momma of the McCoys. [TV Guide]


I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS SHOW NEWS

... AMC is developing an adaptation of the Dan Simmons novel The Terror, a very scary book! Set in 1847, the show would follow a Royal Navy expedition as it explores the arctic, but instead finds a very scary monster that wants to eat everyone! This sounds very scary and I want it now! [Deadline Hollywood]


BUSINESS TIME

... ABC Family has scooped up two more reality shows, Dancing Fools and The Vineyard. There are no details on Dancing Fools except that it's an unscripted comedy hosted by Baby Daddy star Melissa Peterman, but given the title Dancing Fools I'm going to take a guess and say it will feature people wearing dunce caps. The Vineyard stinks of MTV, with a group of 20-somethings living in Martha's Vineyard and groping each other near a pile of empty Corona Light bottles and discarded capri pants. Both shows are set for a summer debut. [ABC Family via press release]

... Prepare to kill yourselves, because VH1 has ordered Wicked Single, a reality show that follows young Bostonites looking for love. Of course it airs March 17, St. Patrick's Day, so grab your green Red Sox cap, put it on backwards, and drive off a cliff. [VH1 via press release]

... Everyone else is using this line, so I may as well too. The Jeff Probst Show has been voted off the island after one season. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Ryan Seacrest has teamed with A & E for a docu-series titled Montecito. Set in the California town, it will follow rich ladies who might be getting more than dancing lessons from their ballroom dancing coaches if you know what I mean. (I mean boning.) Look for six episodes later this year. [THR]

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ABC Mixes Up Its Midseason and Sends Happy Endings to Fridays

ABC did some tidying up of its midseason schedule late last night, and in the process continued its inhumane treatment of one of television's best comedies. Sorry, Happy Endings, you done been screwed again.

Beginning March 29, "the critically acclaimed comedy Happy Endings," as ABC referred to it in a press release, will be excommunicated to Friday nights at 8pm, where it will air back-to-back episodes because for some reason ABC can't wait to get this show off the air as fast as possible. This continues ABC's cruel game of "Where's Happy Endings?" which over the course of the show's three seasons has challenged viewers to find the comedy as it's been bounced around the network's schedule. With this new move, Happy Endings will have spent time on Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And what is forcing ABC to give Happy Endings the Friday treatment? The incredibly important social experiment Celebrity Wife Swap! Semi-famous spouses will be traded on Tuesday nights at 8pm starting February 26, pushing back the awful cooking competition The Taste by an hour into Happy Endings' old spot.

So not only is Happy Endings getting moved to Fridays, it will take an unceremonious month-long break before it gets there (while waiting for the current tenants of ABC's Fridays-from-8pm-to-9pm hour, Last Man Standing and Malibu Country, to finish out their current seasons). It's gonna take a miracle for Happy Endings to get renewed for Season 4. I give up.

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Community "Paranormal Parentage" Review: The Haunting

Community S04E02: "Paranormal Parentage

Because reviewing any early Season 4 episode of Community requires one to spend at least a few sentences describing their feelings on the show post-Harmon, let me just get this out there: Yes, it's a real, big bummer that Community creator Dan Harmon is no longer employed as the showrunner of the NBC sitcom. And yes, the show is going to miss him and might not ever remotely reach the insane, yet moving heights we saw in Seasons 2 and 3 (but mostly Season 2; no shots fired, but Season 3 was kind of a mess). But you know what? I love these characters and I love these actors and I can imagine a world where they make a good version of the show happen, so I'm just going to let this play out. It might all suck (though it's hard to imagine anything being worse than Troy and Britta in the fountain again because oh my spirits was that dreadful), but it might not.

And this week's episode, scripted by fan favorite and Team Harmon holdover/survivor Megan Ganz (who did just leave the show but only after Season 4 was complete), suggests exactly that. Community still has some life left, especially when it concentrates on the characters' fundamental fears and hang-ups instead of shouting and half-baked meta-baiting. "Paranormal Parentage" wasn't as innovative as the show's last two Halloween episodes, but it was mostly on a par with the Season 1's "Introduction to Statistics." Though it was fairly simple, it was effective, and led the way for the show moving forward. Meaning, the new showrunners don't have any business trying to match Harmon's creativity, but something they can do is go easy on the gimmicks and tell warm, maybe slightly softened stories about who these characters are as they approach graduation. And even though this is all happening by accident, moving back toward a Season 1 vibe feels like the perfect way to wrap up their time at Greendale. It sort of mirrors college in that way: You start slow, go HAM for a couple of years, and then (hopefully) realize it's time grow up.

"Paranormal Parentage" moved a few characters toward big realizations, even if some of the beats were slightly repetitive. The haunted Hawthorne mansion setup provided a few random gags that worked (the sex room; the scene that's appeared in several show promos with Abed making reference to how Community "used to be about a community college"), but it mostly served to tell a nice little story about Jeff and Pierce's respective daddy issues. While at the end of last season, Pierce kinda-sorta moved past his problems and Jeff mustered up the courage to Google his con-man father (and apparently Jeff referring to him as a terrible con-man was accurate, if he was easy to find on Google), those momentous events only temporarily solved their problems.

Without his father—or Troy, for that matter—hanging around, Pierce's mansion has gone to hell and he kind of has, too. He set up the haunted house gambit solely to bring the study group to his home, and even when Jeff called him on it before the performance even began, the group got suckered in. It was kind of like the sadder, kinder version of the bequeathing Pierce performed in "Introduction to Documentary Filmmmaking," and I think it served this version of the character better. The group has moved past its real hatred for Pierce; now they just feel bad for him. It's not vitriolic pity, they're just sad.

But it turns out Pierce isn't the only sad-sack in his family. As the end of the episode revealed, Giancarlo Esposito's Gilbert, Pierce's half-brother, has been even more aimless since learning that he'd been left in charge of the Hawthorne estate when Daddy Cornelius died. He has no one to serve, nothing to really worry about—except himself, and that's what makes him sad. He and Pierce have nothing in common other than that they're alone, but for one middle-aged dweeb and one racist senior citizen, that's probably enough to start a real bond. I know Pierce is easy to hate (and Chevy Chase is really easy to hate, but it's nice to have the show ask us to feel something other than disgust or pure pity for the character. All Pierce ever wanted is a friend. Maybe Gilbert can be that friend. Chevy's pretty good at making the character just sympathetic enough, and that was on display in this episode.

The strongest part of "Paranormal Parentage," however, involved Jeff and his daddy issues. Yet again, Britta's terrible armchair psychology worked its backwards magic, pushing Jeff to talk about how all he ever wanted to do was move on from his dad and getting him to acknowledge that he'd found his father's phone number online and had been carrying it around, even in his Halloween costume. Joel McHale nicely mixed Jeff's resistance to Britta's unprofessional and unsolicited advice with his vulnerability once he realized (for like the hundredth time) that he didn't want to end up like Pierce, angry and alone.

Though we didn't get a big pronouncement about it, this was a major development for Jeff. He's been outwardly in denial about his father for years, but acknowledging his search to someone else—and if you want to read something important into the fact that Britta knows first, go ahead—signals that New Jeff is actually a real thing. He's still a selfish prick, but he knows he doesn't always have to keep the guard up with the study group. He still didn't tell everyone about having his father's number, nor did he say anything about the boxing gloves belonging to his father, but this is still Jeff Winger, after all.

And now he's made that phone call. Choosing Greendale in last season's finale helped Jeff accept himself and his circumstances; reconnecting with his father, in any fashion, will only help him further. The journey toward Not Pierce is on.

"Paranormal Parentage" didn't light the world on fire, but it was a stabilizing, promising episode for this new season of Community. Though I've heard some questionable things about next week's Inspector Spacetime-centric episode (pro tip: Don't workshop ideas at Comic-Con, writers), I think this one served up a good model for the show from here on out. These are likable characters who we all have rooting interest in. Getting them to graduation, ready for the world, is a worthwhile story to tell, and one that doesn't need all the pop-culture riffs or yelling. More like this, please.

– To further the "Season 1 redux" point, it's worth noting that this episode focused almost entirely on Jeff, Pierce, and Britta. Oh, and Troy is just not in a good place right now. The writers are struggling to: 1.) Find traction between him and Britta, and 2.) Remember that he's not a full-blown imbecile. We're getting girly sneeze Troy. Don't do that anymore, show. Donald Glover's still doin' work though; his line delivery in the moment Troy broke the remote was great.

– Shirley's judgment of Britta seemed somewhat out of place, but also not. She acted that way in "Remedial Chaos Theory" as well, and I understand her desire to protect Troy.

– No Chang and very little Dean this week, which makes sense, but was a little disappointing. The show has the tendency to introduce these big Chang stories early on and then just completely lose the thread. I'm hoping that doesn't happen again.

– Whose costume was your favorite?

– Annie and Jeff are certainly in a different place now, aren't they? They're texting about matching Halloween costumes? Shipper hearts be a-flutterin' this Valentine's Day.


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News Briefs: FX Orders The Bridge to Series

YOUR NEXT FAVORITE NEW SHOW NEWS

... FX has ordered 13 episodes of The Bridge, a great-looking new series from Homeland writer Meredith Stiehm. The drama stars Diane Kruger and Demian Bichir as detectives on opposite sides of the U.S.-Mexico border who work together to stop a serial killer. The order means that Stiehm is leaving the Homeland writers room, where she penned the excellent episodes "The Weekend," "The Vest," and "The Choice," among others. Look for The Bridge to debut in July. [FX via press release]


BUSINESS TIME

... The BBC has canceled its critically acclaimed drama The Hour after two seasons. The Emmy-nominated show starred Ben Whishaw, Romala Garai, and Dominic West (McNulty!) as members of a news team in 1950s England and aired in the U.S. on BBC America. [Deadline Hollywood]

... After a solid start, Fox's The Following is starting to lose some of its audience. Last night's episode suffered the biggest drop the series has seen yet, with 17 percent of last week's audience opting to watch something else and leaving 7.7 million viewers and a 2.4 rating. Those are still solid numbers, however, and The Following is performing well once DVR numbers are factored in. No panic-button pressing yet! [EW]

... There's something about FX's The Americans that causes viewers to take their sweet time watching it. The second episode of the season, which saw a dramatic, 39 percent decrease in viewers compared to the pilot, rebounded in a big way when DVR numbers were factored in. The Episode 2 audience increased 58 percent with delayed viewing, according to FX, adding 1.15 million viewers for a total of 3.11 million viewers. Phew. [FX via press release]


CASTING NEWS

... Last Resort's Andre Braugher has a new job. He'll star alongside Andy Samberg in Fox's untitled comedy pilot about a motley crew of New York detectives. Braugher and his commanding presence will obviously play the captain of the precinct. More Braugher on television is always a good thing. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Arrow's Felicity has been given a raise. Emily Bett Rickards, who plays the computer geek, will be a series regular when the show returns for Season 2. [E! Online]

... Billy Campbell (The Killing) has joined Fox's pilot Delirium, a dystopian future drama set in a world where love is outlawed and a procedure can make it disappear. Yeah, it's called marriage! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha okay I'm going home now. [TV Line]

... Breaking Bad's Badger, real name Matt Jones, has joined CBS's comedy pilot Mom. The multi-camera comedy stars Anna Faris as a single mom kicking an alcohol dependency in Napa Valley. Badger will play her ex-husband. [TV Line]


SAD NEWS

... Storage Wars participant Mark Balelo committed suicide today following a drug arrest on Saturday. Balelo, who appeared in a few episodes of the A & E show as an auction house owner, was found dead in his car. The apparent cause was carbon-monoxide poisoning. [TMZ]

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Pretty Little Liars "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted" Review: The Legend of the Tiger Sweater

Pretty Little Liars S03E19: "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted"

How Spencer continues to be the best, I don't know. But the rest of the Liars really helped her out this week by lowering the bar of excellence.

While Spencer continued her descent into conniving madness, the rest of the group was not only judgmental (Emily) but also participated in sitcom level antics (Aria, Hanna). And then Spencer jumped on Mona and tried to choke her out.

Of the non-Spencer stories, Emily's was easily the most annoying, mostly because Emily was at her most annoying. I expect that moral browbeating from, well, Spencer, but I don't exactly feel it's appropriate for Emily to huff and puff about exploring sexual boundaries, particularly since Andrew is one of the least suspicious men in Rosewood and Paige tried to drown Spencer. I hear you, Em, this isn't like the Spencer Hastings you know, but take Hanna's advice and cut her some slack.

Her storyline was made more frustrating as she became a passive played in the theater of exposition. Emily's basic trait as a passive character makes her a relative ghost as it is, but we basically could've followed Jason searching for the photo after her hot tip and not missed her at all. The message from A (about Jason needing booze for later) was weak foreshadowing even by A's standards, and I could've done without Emily's whimpering while trying to climb out of the elevator, particularly since normally a physical challenge for an athlete like her shouldn't pose too much of a daring obstacle. What happened to our stoic Emily from when Paige was freaking out? I didn't mind the panic after the elevator fell, but shaking like a leaf when faced with the task of sliding out seemed inconsistent.

But at least Emily was caught up in the A drama. Maybe Spencer is handling enough of the A stuff to cover most of the group, but PLL gave Aria and Hanna a break this week as Hanna pursued a doomed father-son relationship for Caleb and Aria found herself possibly involved in an age-appropriate relationship (the horror!).

I was happy that the Jamie story developed further than Caleb getting excited and him not showing up. The episode constantly hinted that Hanna's obsession with establishing a relationship between Caleb and his real father was due partly to her own damaged relationship with her dad, which was fine, though the show hasn't really worked on Hanna's disconnect with her father in a while. Since she doesn't have a whole lot of A nonsense to deal with, it seems like she has a lot of time on her hands to play paternal matchmaker and, in a story that we all knew was doomed, she reared an ugly head when it was revealed Jamie stole from the collection box. Maybe. Unless Ted paid him an advance from the box since that money is for the church and Jamie is now a church employee. Hanna's horror at Jamie pulling out the be-diced five might have been her using a Jump to Conclusions mat.

And then there was poor little Aria, helping out Cece who was trying to help her out. There's speculation that Cece could be the Blonde in the Red Coat and, to me, this might be the closest thing to suggest that (other than a history with Ali). Very early in the series, A seemed like a guiding figure in their lives, even if she was using slightly malicious methods. The goal seemed to be less about needlessly torturing the girls and more about coaxing them through blackmail to let go of their secrets and live freer lives. Aria hanging on to creepshow Ezra is only holding her back (especially with our knowledge that he's probably maybe on the A team), and Cece helping a sister out by giving Aria alone time with Little Fitz, while not as conniving, is in that same vein.

The kiss they shared was almost welcome to me. A sense of relief that there's light at the end of the tunnel (even if that light is the speeding train of a scorned Ezra) made me feel like there's a future for Aria that isn't just her being part of that dysfunctional relationship. I know there are so many Ezria 'shippers out there but, even if you don't think their romance is super creepy, you have to admit that her obsession with him has done nothing but hold her back as a developing character. Her relationship with Ezra (and her dead-animal fashion sense from early seasons) define her.

And then there's Spencer. There was a fear early on that A found that thing Spencer was afraid to lose and all that effort of making her the force of change in the contract between bully and victim would be for naught. Luckily, the writers kept her true to character. The trick with making such a clear change in direction for someone on the show while still being consistent to the character is making sure one can see the distilled virtues and flaws within the change. You have to still see the prototype. And while the threat against her friends would be enough for Emily, Aria, or even Hanna to cower in shame, Spencer leapt on Mona's throat like a mama bear protecting her cubs.

While Spencer is certainly cunning enough, her manipulative side needs work, and I like that we're seeing her going through these growing pains of being the white-hat version of A. Obviously she has Wren wrapped around her little finger and she came this close to showing an almost nude Andrew her cupcakes, but she has a long way to go before matching the prowess of someone as trained and experienced as Mona.

What's strange is that, just before Spencer leapt into action, it almost seemed like Mona and Spencer weren't even having the same conversation. It was just one of those cartoon battles where the characters pull out bigger versions of their guns to intimidate the other. It left me with the odd feeling that Mona doesn't know how far gone Spencer is, like she's out of touch. Well, she's in touch now.

"What Becomes of the Broken Hearted" wasn't a seminal episode and maybe the closest to filler as this show gets. But any episode that ends with Spencer pouncing on someone is at least worth watching.

– I get that you're hurting, Spencer, but what's up with the cat sweater? You look like a rec center art teacher.

– The question shouldn't be, "Why are you Mapquesting Amish Country?" It should be, "Why are you using Mapquest?" Is Apple Maps THAT bad? When Emily stopped the strip trivia session, am I terrible for thinking, "But, Em, you like cupcakes"?

– Yeah, you should totally make fun of Hanna's decorum and then make out with her at church. Caleb is like school in the summer: no class. OH BURN.

– Glad to see that Bruce, the scary watermelon baby at Cece's boutique, is still adorning the walls. When Aria was asking for something round that could go in the photo, I really wanted her to suggest a watermelon. Just some recognition as to how weird that thing is. Why does no one address the watermelon baby?

– The obvious big question from this episode asks where Jason disappeared to after being incapacitated by the elevator crash. How did he abscond from the hospital? Was he taken? Who on the A Team could carry him? Toby is a strapping young man, but Jason isn't exactly a fragile waif.

– The final hoodie scene where they played spin the bottle with spirits might be the most surreal of all the final hoodie scenes to date. Even more than when one of them was trying to eat french fries with thick winter gloves.


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The Walking Dead "Home" Review: Don't Fence Me In

The Walking Dead S03E10: "Home"

Even in the afterlife, Lori is messing up The Walking Dead. Rick's dead wife has returned as the series introduced hallucinatory ghosts to its canon late last week, and wouldn't you know it? There was Ghost Lori beckoning Rick to leave the safety of the prison in the opening moments of "Home" because Ghost Lori would rather haunt us forever than move on to the spirit realm. So there was our fearless leader, plodding around in the exterior garden hugging and making out with the air while Michonne stared on in disbelief in one of the series' biggest bummers of a cold open.

In the immortal words of Shane, "Lemme ask you sumpt'n:" Raise your hand if you want to see Rick chasing after Dead Lori. Okay you, the one dude with the ghost fetish who raised his hand, get out! Rick's no stranger to a case of the Madness having already spent hours on the prison phone talking to dead people and stopping slack-jawed in the middle of a gun battle to see a vision of his dead ex-best friend, but it's time someone slap some sanity into him because Crazy Rick is boooooring, and has been boring ever since he first got the sweats and stomped around the prison. And for the most part, he's doing this on his own with no moral support (Hershel finally asked him "What up?" to which Rick replied, "I've... I've been... I've got... stuff out here."), taking him away from the group for a series of soap-opera acting lessons from Andrew Lincoln. Rick's mental deterioration should stoke enough concern from the rest of the group to stage some sort of cold shower or intervention, but instead everyone seems fine to let arguably their best chance at surviving this thing chase butterflies in the grass while zombies roam free in the area. Can you think of a worse journey to lead a show's main character on than a situation in which their reality is clearly altered (even Rick knows he's trippin') and it has the same effect on the group as if he had just stepped out for a long cigarette break? Rick needs to be interacting with the group, not chasing after his bitch of a cheating wife.

The absence of Ranger Rick and Deputy Daryl supposedly left Third-in-Charge Glenn in command, but his attempts to sway the troops towards his idea of ninja-assassinating The Governor were laughed at. Well, I laughed while everyone else traded awkward glances. Seriously, Glenn? You finally get to wear some stripes and your first idea is to play cat burglar? Revenge for the atrocities inflicted on him and his fair lady in Woodbury have Glenn totally bonkers.

Then Glenn and Maggie got in a fight for no reason, Axel and Carol had a chat that would prove pointless a bit later, and we were halfway through another mess of an episode that may as well have all its characters talk to bars of soap or wear pots and pans as hats and bang on them with wooden spoons. Thankfully someone remembered that this show was about killing zombies, and the second half of the episode appeased our blood lust.

Daryl and Merle came across a family pinned on a bridge by zombies, which allowed the brothers to have that "Are strangers worth saving?" argument (Daryl is pro, Merle is against). The idea was to bring Daryl back to the good guys for a bit and sell some Subaru Outbacks with the new Guillotine Backdoor feature, and both worked. But what did we learn about the Dixons in their time apart from the group, aside from seeing Daryl's back tats and child-abuse scars, that made this side trip feel necessary? Not a whole lot, and before the episode ended Daryl and Merle were already back at the prison so we can have the whole "What's Merle doing here?" argument all over again. And yes, it's coming. Prepare yourself. I was expecting Daryl and Merle to be on their own for at least a few episodes and have something interesting happen on their adventures, but that Daryl-Carol shipper fan base is pretty powerful, I guess. Anyway, it makes all that pro-brother arguing from last week seem pretty silly now.

After a bit more chatting that led nowhere (Hershel: "We need you back, Rick!" Rick: "Sorry, stuff."), Axel got cockblocked in the worst way possible while making moves on Carol, aka the closest thing with a vagina. We've seen these two really open up to each other in the last two episodes, and it was really great to see Axel accepted as a *BLAM* OH MY GOD THEY KILLED AXEL! Do these writers get off on developing a new character just enough for us to fall in like with them, only to have them eaten/shot/filleted in the very next scene? At least give us a ceremonial mustache shaving next episode please, because Axel's lip caterpillar is worth saving in a shoebox for a rainy day. I liked Axel. Sigh, throw him on top of T-Dog.

Axel was taken out by The Governor, who stopped by the prison to annoy its inhabitants rather than completely wipe them out. After that first lone shot nailed Axel right in the mustache holder, a lengthy rally of warning shots between The Woodbury All-Stars and The Prison Rats rang out and it was genuinely thrilling despite the fact that no one was able to hit a target for like 45 minutes. Then, like a game of street stickball, someone called "Timeout" while a car approached and everyone stopped shooting. This turned out to be The Governor's big move, and soon a truck busted through the gates untouched and everyone grabbed a breather instead of shooting at each other, because hey, truck! To be fair, it did look like it could have been an ice cream truck and everyone loves ice cream.

But instead of being filled with frozen dairy products in the shape of Spongebob, it was full of zombies! A lot of zombies! It was like a clown car full of zombie clowns! It was The Trojan Rabbit of Zombies! Perimeter successfully breached, The Governor and his thugs chuckled and went home leaving me puzzled about that plan. Was his intent to drop by, ruin the element of surprise, and leave the zombie apocalypse equivalent of a flaming bag of dog poop on their doorstep as a message? This was a great job for an annoying neighborhood teenager, but for a man bent on squashing the life out of his rivals, I would have put a little more effort into it. I mean, they took YOUR EYE, Governor. That deserves a little more than a slap.

And that's the thing about this climactic scene, it was super cool but did it make a lot of sense? Was this part of a larger plan or did The Governor simply get so mad that he needed to annoy Rick's group immediately? Something feels off about the whole thing if breaking down the gate was The Governor's main objective. Ditto about Daryl and Merle leaving and then quickly coming back, Carol and Axel's talking, and Glenn and Maggie's fight. These things are happening, but to what end? Show me some purpose, The Walking Dead!

"Home" was an incremental improvement over "The Suicide King," but didn't quite pull Season 3 out of the rut it's stuck in. These past two episodes stink of the writers stalling after overloading the front half of Season 3 with the good stuff, and now we're just watching people leave the group and come back, others go crazy or get angry and become problems, and Beth feed a baby. The Walking Dead is pretending that things are happening right now, but really it's just shuffling pieces around the board and hoping the finale gets here sooner.

NOTES

– So Tyreese and Sasha and those other two actually left the premises completely. They'll be back, and I hope something interesting happened to them while they were gone.

– Daryl heard a baby screaming inside a car with closed windows before he heard men shouting and gun shots. Daryl is baby crazy, look out Carol!

– Also, Daryl and Merle should be looting those cars on the bridge instead of getting away as fast as possible because they're in an argument. Am I the only one who wants to survive this thing?

– I think it's time we all accept the fact that a crossbow isn't that great of a weapon in times like these. Daryl had to run around and yank ammo out of dead zombies, reload, and then hope he didn't miss. I'll stick with a flamethrowing missile launcher, thanks.

– The best thing about the episode (excluding all hatchback-related zombie kills) was Bear McCreary's score in the opening scene. We've seen him step up at times with some great pieces, but the overall series score has been so inconsistent that it's very noticeable when his tunes really add to the moment.

– What was happening at Woodbury? Not a whole lot. Andrea walked around looking for The Governor, Milton stammered, and The Governor actually complemented Andrea on her good speech and suggested that she lead the town.

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Revenge "Sacrifice" Review: The B*tch Had It Coming

Revenge S02E14: "Sacrifice"

Revenge is back, bitches!

After a sophomore slump dogged by silly, tortuous storylines, fatuous characters, and a helpless heroine, the ABC soap delivered a bold, satisfying and shocking mid-season finale last night.

Even the fateful boat catastrophe teased all season had a legit payoff. If the only casualty had been ex-con Nate Ryan, star of the season's most boring subplot, I probably would've tuned out forever.

But Revenge had something else up its sleeve (besides Nate's severed arm!): the death of Amanda Clarke!

With melodramatic perfection, Fauxmanda uttered her last words in her alter ego's arms before slipping into the sea. The scene was so reminiscent of Jack Dawson's tragic fate in Titanic that I'm surprised Celine Dion didn't provide the soundtrack.

Victoria Grayson said it best: "The bitch had it coming."

I feel that way about Fauxmanda, but Victoria was really referring to the Initiative's Helen Crowley, whom she shot dead last week. Tonight she was positively purring when she donned her victim's clothes, briefly assumed her identity, and later used her possessions to incriminate "that vicious opportunist" Amanda Clarke.

Victoria saved her finest performance for Daniel's office, hamming up her outrage at Helen's dastardly deeds for the Initiative's video surveillance cameras. Her victorious secret smile as she stormed out was classic Victoria Grayson.

Even Conrad got his groove back, announcing his gubernatorial candidacy at the Graysons' annual Labor Day bash. Only this year, Emily Thorne was too busy navigating the high seas to join in their celebration.

After looking at one of the wedding photos, eagle-eyed Emily realized that Nate had concealed himself as a stowaway aboard Jack's boat, and she enlisted Nolan to help her rescue the honeymooners.

Bonus points for this episode's brisk pacing and intricate plot points. Even Aiden and Padma, usually irritating characters, enjoyed an exciting scene. With Aiden's encouragement, she demanded proof that her kidnapped father was still alive. Trask, Helen's Initiative stand-in, was happy to oblige, delivering daddy's finger in a neat package.

Still, The Amanda crew provided most of the action. Everyone except Jack, who spent most of the time whimpering.

C'mon, son! Have you no dignity? At least the sorry barkeep managed to release the lifeboat before Nate shot him. Instead of escaping with her injured groom, the new bride stayed aboard to finish off Nate. Or something.

No worries: Nomily to the rescue! Thanks to Declan's laptop, Ems and Nolan had a Skype-row seat to the thrilling events! Using their high-powered binoculars to find the gravely injured Jack, Nolan agreed to rush him to the hospital while Emily took off in the lifeboat after Fauxmanda.

All aboard, Cap'n Emily! Tag-teamed by the juvie girls, Nate ended up shot and half-submerged in the flooded cabin with gas streaming from the ship's propane tank. But just as the sisters in crime were about to escape in the lifeboat, Faxumanda turned back to retrieve her necklace. You know, the one her BFF gave her when they first switched identities.

Fauxmanda glanced in the cabin just in time to see Nate flick his Bic. Bravo, sir! Mad appreciation for a bitter dying man with a sense of humor.

Anyway, boom! While Nate's various body parts sunk with the wreckage, Fauxmanda surfaced just long enough to expire in Emily's arms. Thanks to Emily VanCamp's A+ weeping, Fauxmanda's death was moving and poignant, even while "My Heart Will Go On" sounded in my head as she slipped into the water.

I, for one, am not going to miss Fauxmanda. She reminded me too much of Faith, my least favorite character on Buffy, and her Amanda served as a constant reminder of Emily's failure. Hopefully, our heroine can now focus on what she does best: exacting revenge. It's time that girl bought a new Sharpie and put it to work!

QUESTIONS

1. Are you going to miss Fauxmanda?

2. Do you wish Jack shared his bride's watery grave?

3. Where do you think Fauxmanda stashed Em's computer?

4. Will grief and anger add new dimensions to Jack's character, or will he be more insufferably sad and pathetic than ever?

5. What dastardly scheme does Emily have in store for Charlotte? More diaper duty?


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