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The Walking Dead Season 3 Finale Review: They Never Could

The Walking Dead S03E16: "Welcome to the Tombs"

Well, Andrea's curse on Season 3 of The Walking Dead is over. Just in time for everything to be over.

For a character whose sole purpose was ultimately to be blissfully ignorant of the political affairs between Woodbury and the prison, her role was strung out for what felt like an eternity. By the end, the writers were just having her show increasing amounts of skin and trip on stuff like some common, sweater-meated horror-trope harlot. How often can you have someone constantly make decisions the audience knows are the wrong ones?

Even if we didn't have a somewhat-limited but basically omniscient perspective on the story, the fact that she'd turn coat on Michonne so quickly and trust the stranger over her intuition and obviously badass friend doomed her from the beginning. Then, not only was she wrong about The Governor, but she tried to broker some sort of peace deal when she found out that he was intent on destroying Rick and the gang. Rather than choosing a side, she ended up riding the fence right into the jaws of a biter. Her destined demise was the root for one of the major themes of the season.

The Governor, especially after adopting the pirate look, got cheesier and cheesier with his one-liners and any examples of his unchecked power that didn't involve blasting people in their heads. But his big line sums up that theme: "In this life now, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill." In a world where people are disillusioned of past notions that we may not all be walking meatbags, where the macabre and bestial nature of killing walkers to survive and watching others get eaten as they die is the norm, pacifism loses its place with no one around to respect it. Armies of the undead have no rules against living civilians, and scarce resources mean whoever is mightier will be the one to get what they need. Be prepared to kill or be prepared to die. Because even death can't stop you from being a killer.

Carl spoke with Rick, just before Rick headed to Woodbury, and filled in that sentiment with a little more nuance. Carl wasn't ashamed that he shot the fleeing member of Pip Blake's militia, no matter whether he was surrendering or not. The boy has become disillusioned with his father's white-hat approach to survival. As the enemies become more complicated, and not just the undead are trying to kill them but so are the people who are competing for resources and safety, Carl feels like Rick's sense of "doing the right thing" is an antique. For Carl, it's not Humans vs. Walkers. It's Us vs. Them. If he doesn't know you or feel like you're "one of us," you're just another mouth to feed, another body to protect, another set of hands that can turn on you. Letting people live just because they're people has gotten the group into trouble, according to a suddenly very mature, very talkative Carl. Had they been more ruthless, they might not have to live in fear.

There was also a sense of choosing sides and how necessary it is for survival. It's no surprise that Daryl voiced the concurring opinion as Andrea uttered the platitudes of the dying. Happy to see that Michonne had made it into the in-crowd, she said, "No one can make it alone now." "They never could," Daryl said. That was the fundamental difference between him and Merle, particularly after Daryl had been with Rick's group for a while. Merle thought he could survive on his own, at the most be a soldier-of-fortune, within the walker landscape. Daryl came to realize that people have to stay in a pack, that that's the only way to happiness and safety: numbers. And having to put Zombie Merle down last week only confirmed his perspective. You can't waver. You can't just plug your ears and pretend it's not happening. You have to be active in this life. And you have to choose which side you want to be on: the undead or the living, the White Hat meritocracy or the benevolent dictatorship. You can't be alone anymore, so choose a group and stay loyal to it.


Then, right after Andrea said that, she talked about how she wanted to do "it" herself, meaning she wanted to end it all after she done got bit. Seeing her there with a tearful Michonne and a solemn family almost made us forget how utterly annoying she'd been the entire episode. You could reduce her entire story to: She was handcuffed to a chair, she had to pick up pliers with her toes, she finally did it, but she wasn't able to escape Milton the Walker. That was strung out for AN HOUR. So many pauses just to look at Milton and assess whether he was going to turn. So much time wasted on talking with Milton about whatever when she could've been working at her binds. Maybe her clock was much shorter than the rest of the characters' (we don't know how long Andrea was lying on the floor before the prison group found her), but because so little happened with Andrea over the course of the episode but her story still seemed to be equally weighted with other scenes, it felt like she was just gazing at that doofus for half the day before finally going into panic mode.

Good riddance, I say. A thought crossed my mind when the group was about to head to Woodbury and Glenn said he and Maggie would stick around: Daryl mentioned that it would just be the three of them, meaning Rick, Daryl, and Michonne, who were heading to the Governor's settlement... "That's really all you need," I thought. And, really, you only need Rick so he can do the talking. If it were a fairer fight, like The Governor's men all had compound bows instead of military-grade automatics, those two could've killed three-quarters of Blake's army, scared off the rest, and pantsed The Governor in about twenty minutes.

Putting Andrea back in the mix would've only introduced a "me too" to the dynamic. They have everything covered now; bringing Andrea back to the prison would just bring unnecessary complications to an already-established warrior class. She would've insisted on being a part of that group, though; doesn't matter that whenever she has been in the past, she's been nothing but trouble. Remember when she almost killed Daryl? It's better this way, with Andrea serving as the fountain from which Michonne's consuming desire for revenge springs eternal.

Besides, there are enough people in the prison now anyway. If Carl's reasoning for why he shot that kid and why his dad's gone soft might've sounded a little silly near the beginning of the episode, bringing a busload of strangers into the safety of your home with no real plan to feed, clothe, or protect them from the world and the inevitable attacks by Dread Pirate Captain Blake might make you come around. The White Hat is getting them into another critical situation because Rick lacks the ruthless instinct necessary to keep his family unit together while everybody else rots. In contrast, his son can see how the "open door" policy may lead to their doom. It's too trusting for a world where everyone is, basically, out for themselves. If Rick breaks down while running the lives of ten other people, that's nothing compared to the entire town of Pleasantville.

For a season finale, the cliffhanger wasn't necessarily the mightiest or the gaspiest but it does open up a couple of questions. (1) How is this going to work with so many people (probably all suffering some sort of trust-issues since they were duped by a madman) and (2) How will The Governor strike back and how long until Michonne cleaves his head clean off his body? A good episode full of the post-apocalyptic platitudes but a lot of senseless death, and it tied a ribbon on the season quite nicely.

SURVIVAL NOTES

– The Governor went from charming secret maniac to Mad Max villain right quick. In this episode he swung so far into comic book villain it was almost funny. The grave "thank you" when he presented Tyreese with the rifle, the cheesy line when he closed down the teaser, the senseless killing of his people and those who would turn against him. I didn't know if I was watching The Walking Dead or some prologue to a Joel Schumacher Batman flick.

– At first, I was pretty disappointed with how the prison invasion sequence happened at the top of the episode. Pip had that pep talk, they moved out, they got into the prison and blew up the watchtowers, marched right in, then scurried out, and retreated. Part of me expected there to be a long drawn out battle. When they all left I actually said out loud, "What the eff? That's it?" The AMC promos showcased a war and all we got was barely a skirmish. After watching the entire episode, I can see that the actual battle wasn't the real war but, at the time, I was about to demand my money back.

– Since this episode aired on Easter, I'm curious: Has The Walking Dead ever done a holiday episode? A Very Walker Christmas? The Undead's Thanksgiving Feast? Where's our wedding episode?

– Maybe one of those new people from Woodbury can cut everyone's dang hair.

– Is it too soon to start 'shipping Rick and Michonne?


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Being Human "Always a Bridesmaid, Never Alive" Review: Sally 2.0

Being Human S03E12: "Always a Bridesmaid, Never Alive"

For an episode as action-packed as "Always a Bridesmaid, Never Alive," the penultimate episode of Being Human's third season, not a whole helluva lot actually happened. However, what DID happen was enormously important, the episode could've stood on its own as a finale, except that Being Human tradition dictates that the status quo must be destroyed by every season's end so that we spend the long hiatus fretting over the state of our favorite monster roommates. Okay maybe we only panic for a like week after the finale airs. Or a day. Whatever. The important part is that we come back for more and that image of Josh and Nora driving off in newlywed bliss with a recently re-ghosted Sally shaking that thang on the sidewalk was a little too happily ever after—even with Bubble Boy chained to Aidan's bed in the basement. 

Awkward. 


Nora and Josh pushed their wedding date up to, like, tomorrow in order to make it possible for Rapid Decomposition Action Sally to attend as Nora's maid of honor, but when Sally took a turn for the worst, the rush job was halted so everyone could stand around and mope, except for Sally who was really very positive about the whole My Life As a Rotting Corpse routine and who delighted in freaking Josh out by flashing her gnarly rotting stomach at him. That's my girl. If you had told me at the beginning of this season that Sally would be my favorite character, I wouldn't have believed you, but I now accept the error of my ways. I'm excited about Sally moving forward; I forgot how much fun Ghost Sally can be with her invisible peanut gallery shtick, but her commentary during Josh and Nora's wedding ceremony was a welcome reminder. Here's hoping she stays fun even after the novelty of (apparently) beating Donna the Necromancer wears off.


On one hand, I feel like the big battle with Donna was anticlimactic after all the doom and gloom from Josh about his and Aidan's probable suicide mission to back Sally's assault on the keeper of her soul. But on the other hand, I appreciated that Sally ultimately saved herself by overwhelming Donna with her energy and zest for (after) life. Before she died for the second time, Sally confessed that even though things didn't work out ideally, she didn't regret what Josh and Nora did for her by initially making contact with Donna to bring her back from limbo. She got to be alive for a little while, which was awesome at face value, but more importantly, Sally got to be herself again. We'd heard all about this perky, smart, and fun Sally who was gradually worn away during her abusive relationship with her eventual murderer, and Sally's original ghost self reflected that anguish over not just losing her physical life, but also realizing that she'd been dead inside for a long time before Danny threw her down the stairs. 

Ghost Sally 2.0 is the product of a woman who died on her own terms and successfully faced the malevolent entity that wanted to strike her down. She died (again) after a second life that she thrived in, with friends, a job, and a ridiculously sweet boyfriend—all the trappings that her first stint in the meatworld lacked in the run-up to its early conclusion. By leaving the world with few, if any, weighty regrets, the Sally that remains behind this time around is a more recognizable shade of the person Sally Malik was in life, and I'm really happy for her.

 

Not sure what this means for Sally in regards to her real door, or if that's even an issue anymore. I thought Being Human had established that ghosts are created by the deaths of people with unresolved issues, which explains Sally's lingering presence in the aftermath of her murder, but not so much this time, where she went into the sort of light uninhibited by regrets. A lot of credit was given to Sally's overwhelming resolve to stay with her friends and I'm totally willing to just go with it for now, but I feel like that isn't something that the cosmic powers that be will allow to go on indefinitely. She got in trouble the first time around for blowing off her door. Even though Donna was all evil and stuff, she had a point about the natural order of things. I'm pretty sure there are rules somewhere about how ghosts can't just shack up in a funky old house in Boston simply because they want to.

But it's cool. Sally needs something to do next season. For now, I'm just going to bask in the sweet, sweet glory of victory.

What did you think of Donna's death? And the nuptials of a certain werewolf couple?

NOTES

– "DID YOU JUST GOUGE A HOLE IN MY CORPSE?"

– Even though Nora made me gag with her newfound, over-the-top love for her and Josh's "best friends" (and Aidan in particular), the fact that she didn't write any vows was kind of precious. I'm not saying I'm forgiving whatever was going on with her earlier this season, but this episode made small—but steady—progress toward redeeming Nora for me. 

– I really hope that hallucination/fourth dimension/mind-trip encounter between Josh and his wolf doesn't adversely affect all the nifty progress he made meditating with Pete. RIP, Pete. 

– How much longer are Aidan's flimsy excuses going to fly with Kat? Can we just tell her already? I mean, he has a teenager chained up in the basement, a bunch of accidental were-vampire mutant babies possibly running around, and a bunch of frenemies who keep eating his roommates' pals. AND he helped fight a witch. AND he officiated a were-wedding. Dude just has a lot on his plate right now, you know?

– HI RAY! BYE RAY!


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Arrow "Salvation" Review: And an Island Never Cries

Arrow S01E18: "Salvation"

A beaten up Roy

It's not uncommon in superhero narratives for the hero to confront a copycat of some variety, an individual who notices that the hero is cleaning up a city and decides, "Hey, I can do that, too." All you need are a costume and some gadgets, after all. (This has even sort of happened in real life.) Inevitably, the hero will confront this person, and explain that what he's doing isn't for amateurs, or find out that the copycat's reasoning is misguided and/or some sort of reflection/refraction of the hero's own catalyst for donning a mask and becoming a vigilante. The hero, regardless of the conclusion of the story, may appear reflective about his methods as he realizes that his mission has made him a symbol of the city he protects, and with that realization comes a certain degree of responsibility. Then, in the next installment, it's back to beating up muggers and stopping super villains from poisoning the city's water supply.

With "Salvation," Arrow offered its particular spin on this narrative as a former resident of the Glades kidnapped people who had, to borrow Oliver's phrasing, failed the Glades in some way: a slumlord, an ADA who didn't seem interested in prosecuting criminal activity in the area, and, of course, "gangbanger" Roy Harper. The self-styled Savior then broadcast his victims' final moments on the web before shooting them. (There were a few more victims planned, as you can see on the show's pretty lousy attempt at a website tie-in, Glades Betrayed. It was essentially just a gloried countdown clock to tonight's episode.)

The Savior

Like Helena, the Savior was something of Oliver's making, though Oliver was of course not as directly involved in the Savior taking up a cause. It was Oliver's presence as the Hood that provided the realization that Starling City needed saving, and that the Savior was not alone in his desire to do something. All three—Oliver, Helena, and the Savior—were motivated by grief over the loss of a loved one, and they set out to do what they can to fill that void. Oliver goes around yelling at (mostly) rich people and killing people. Helena wanted to dismantle her father's organization and then kill him. The Savior wanted to avenge his wife's death by cleaning up the Glades. But without Oliver's activities, did any of it happen? 

Oliver on the island

The episode ultimately wasn't interested in that question (which is too bad, because it was an interesting question, and another popular superhero narrative), preferring instead to shift the focus to Oliver's struggle to escape a metaphorical island, to remove himself from his isolated state of being. That was a running concern this week; Diggle said he'd become a bit too obsessed recently, and the Savior experienced his own feelings of loneliness in both his life and his goal of cleaning up the Glades. The melancholia also surfaced in Roy's plot, as he insisted that no one would miss him if he died and rejected the idea that Thea seemed to genuinely care about him. Even Felicity got in on the action, lamenting that everything she experiences as a member of Team Arrow can't be shared with anyone.

I do feel like this was something of an oddity, however, since Oliver has made legitimate attempts to try to have a life outside his activities as the Hood. You all probably know by now that I love good thematic work, but I also want that thematic work to be build on a solid foundation of character work, and "Salvation" sort of stumbled on that front. We can read Oliver's break-up with McKenna as a motivator in his uptick of hooding up, but it just didn't feel like it was something that the episode wanted to consciously acknowledge.

But hopefully Arrow will at least follow through on the episode's final development of Oliver reaching out to those around him. He offered Felicity a safe space to share her emotions about what she's experienced (though I'd go to Diggle with that sort of thing long before I'd go to Oliver), and he also asked Laurel to basically hang out. I did really like that scene between Oliver and Laurel. Once again, Stephen Amell really hit the right notes, and even as the scene cut from him trying not to break down to a shot of his back, as he turned, there was a consistency in his "trying not to let this get to me" face and his "oh, someone's talking to me, I need to be happy" face. We've all made that face at some point or another, and Amell landed it. Laurel's "Why?" at the sudden invitation was body blowing, but surprisingly appropriate, so the episode won points for consistency in its character actions.

If there's one big thing that I did really love about "Salvation"—and on the whole, I did like the episode a good deal—it's that, again, the Glades rose to the forefront. As an audience, we've known that the Undertaking is very connected to the Glades for a while, but now Team Arrow is aware, and it will hopefully keep that plot moving forward a bit. I also appreciated how the Savior's case allowed this development to happen. It made for good narrative connective tissue.

But the other reason I loved it is that it pushed Arrow's Oliver closer and closer to that notion of social justice. I talked about it a bit when Roy was first introduced, so I won't rehash my thoughts, but I'm very eager to see how Arrow plays this card, and what ramifications it might have for Oliver's mission going forward. At this point, Oliver stopping the Undertaking and saving the Glades means potentially big things for the focus of Season 2, and I like that the show seems to be building toward the classic representation of the Green Arrow character as opposed to starting there. Provided that's the goal, of course.

Dinah and Quentin

Let's close with the Lances, as they too fed into this isolation theme. They've all been estranged from each other since Sarah's death, and Dinah's (continued) conviction that Sarah was still alive brought them back together, or at least it brought Quentin and Dinah back together. While Laurel decided to reveal the truth of the matter in the worst possible way—by having the woman in the photo be at CNRI and springing it on her parents in public—that this sudden family love was ultimately based on a falsehood meant it wasn't going to last. But it did bring them together long enough that Dinah's guilt over not doing more to stop Sarah from getting on the boat in the first place didn't split them all apart again. I'm not sure how much of Dinah we'll see going forward, but I'd rather the whole thing result in Quentin and Laurel having some new conversations.

NOTES & QUOTES
– I saw Moira's betrayal of Frank as soon as he mentioned that he's the one who paid for the Triads to take out Malcolm (idiot). I do love how the show, and Susanna Thompson, has made Moira ruthless but genuinely sympathetic. 

– The island stuff was fine. I enjoyed Shado beating the crap out of Fyers' men and then Fyers himself. And she's got the inside track on what's happening with that missile launcher (they picked a terrible hiding place, clearly), so that's moving on. I do find it interesting that since "The Odyssey," the island flashbacks have become their own plot as opposed to parallels with the main action. That's not a criticism (entirely), but I do like symmetry.

– Also: Manu Bennett does a fantastic confused face. I mean, look at it! It's great.

– "Why do you have a gun?" "Because I’m no good with knives."

– "I asked him to leave me alone. In my loud voice."

– "Should be home in a flash." Funny, funny, funny. (Remember: Central City's the home city of the Flash.)

– Let's talk transmedia storytelling for a moment: This week's digital Arrow comic has Diggle reaching out to a woman he knows who has super-extensive intelligence connections, and he asks her to investigate Lian Yu. I'm sort of frustrated by this. The comics are, according to the show's producers, canon. This allows them tell some stories that they otherwise wouldn't be able to (Oliver and Diggle head off to Russia at one point), but this particular development feels like one that probably should've appeared in the show. Goodness knows it would've given Diggle something to do, but I'm also wondering if this thread will surface in the future somehow.

For the record, I'm generally not a fan of transmedia storytelling. While I've enjoyed the comics and how they've illuminated certain things, like why Quentin became an alcoholic (it was cliched, but it also made me like Quentin a bit more), I also don't feel comfortable discussing them in these reviews because I'm not sure how you'd all respond to me casually mentioning anything that occurs in them, or treating them as common knowledge. They're not really spoilers, and so far they haven't really impacted the show in any real way, but I feel like this most recent issue is something that has the potential to do so, so let me know how you feel about me bringing it up, even if it's just in a notes section like this. It'll save some of you 99 cents, at least.


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Elementary "Details" Review: Why Watson and Sherlock Can Never Hook Up

Elementary S01E16: "Details"

If you didn't spend last night feeding fistfuls of lukewarm spaghetti to your lover at a fine chain restaurant, or throwing down a tarp in front of a fireplace and setting up the equivalent of a Cold Stone Creamery toppin' bar to incorporate into your lovemaking with your significant other, then you were best off watching Elementary, which steered clear of conventional Valentine's Day themes to center on the two kinds of love that touch me the deepest: unconditional filial loyalty, and the weird "meeting of the minds" vibe that characerizes Sherlock and Watson.

Sherlock, in a teary stream of whispers, told Watson he was better with her, more focused, and maybe he'd eventually figure out why. While it was all in a soap opera tone that I doubt the show would have used if Watson was being played by, say, John Krazinski, I'm glad the writers cleared the air about Watson not being an official sober companion anymore and essentially lying to him. I'm glad they made the point that he encouraged her to move on while still admitting that he'd like her in his life. I'm ECSTATIC that they are Watson and Sherlock, crime-solvers, now, 300 episodes in. But as much as I wanted to just squee out and enjoy the season's most heartfelt moment (embedded in an episode where JLM had previously thrown tennis balls at her and chased her across the house posing as a masked invader), I felt really vigilant, as a critic, about detecting and therefore calling out any romantic threads present in the exchange. Because that mustn't ever, ever, ever happen.

It feels desperately important to me that Watson and Sherlock in their male-female incarnations never take on a romantic angle for reasons that are hard to articulate but hey, that's my job, so here they are as syllogistic treatise if you will:

1. It's very rare that a platonic female character appears in any kind of "buddy" genre TV or film. If there are two friends who stay friends all the way to the end, 99.9 percent of the time they are either both male or both female.

2. If a female friend is introduced, it's insinuated that she wants some kind of romantic reward in exchange for her friendship. That, or narrative romantic urges complicate the relationship until it's untenable. (Dawson's Creek theme playing in anyone's head right now?)

3. This has the effect of keeping female characters largely relegated to B stories, appearing as two-dimensional trophies and villains, and implying that males and females cannot have satisfying longterm platonic relationships.

4. Without cultural models or acknowledgement of a reality where women can be platonic friends, tacit permission is given in the real world for sexualizing any co-ed interaction and therefore keeping professional venues male-only. Encouraging male coworkers on some level to feel more comfortable with the guys, encouraging female students to feel more valued when they are sexualized, etc. This breeds a general distrust and alienation between the sexes and a closing of ranks against members of the opposite sex trying to network within "gendered" industries.

5. Thus half the human population is kept out of the best and most exciting storylines on and off screen.

"Details" stayed just this side of making Sherlock's invitation to apprenticeship romantic, and it's my fervent hope that they can continue to develop the unique Watson-and-Sherlock, platonically-in-love vibe that Robert Downey and Jude Law effortlessly channel.

When a man and woman can lock eyes like that and it's not presumed they're making sloppy, violent love in their off hours, then it will truly be a more perfect world.

T'otherwise, I loved that again we had a smaller story this week. We rounded out Detective Belle (Bell? screw it, I'm going to assume Belle), giving him dimension and depth as a character. While we know him as a fairly uptight but promising police detective, in his private life he was guarding a dark secret: that his brother was an over-acting Julliard graduate going full "method" for his upcoming one-man-show as a gangbanger. His brother practiced speech after speech about not ratting on his gang brothers while Marcus quietly brought him groceries, but his resentment at years of having to support his brother by attending small black box productions of "The Harmful Effects of Tobacco" and "Ubu Roi" was palpable.

Eventually it was discovered one Sgt. Reyes had carefully framed Belle, but there was no earthly way a viewer could have deduced that. The incriminating information was all told via flashbacks of unseen footage thrown through a green-blue filter. Still, the problem of the week was dramatic enough and small enough that that wasn't entirely off-putting.

I was also a sucker for the act of the brother writing "was not marcus" in blood... that really did warm the cockles of my heart and was one of the few instances where writing in blood looked sort of probable and plausible (well done, art department). I was also heartily glad he survived his run-in with a villainous female coworker who'd been having sex with his brother and then went CRAZY over business-place drama, as women are wont to do, and killed several people. Gals, am I right?

I did take issue to Sherlock insisting "Don't you think I have as much respect for Cap'n Gregson as you!" Sherlock, he punched you in the gut a couple weeks ago and we've yet to see him solve a single case without you pointing out serious flaws and shoddy police work, so maybe don't respect him that much? Maybe even apply for his job? Just a thought.

Anyway, assuming you didn't spend last night painting your lover's body with chocolate tiger stripes, what did you think of Elementary?


QUESTIONS:

– Do you agree that it's vital for Watson and Sherlock's dynamic to remain extremely platonic? What vibe do you currently get from them and what tensions would you like to see emphasized?

– Have you ever had a friend or family member who made you go to tons of amateur theater productions and was it a chore?

– Did anyone get you something cool for Valentine's Day?

– Writing stuff in your own blood on a hardwood floor to solve your own murder: Would you bother with it if you were bleeding out?

– Are you 100 percent ecstatic that Sherlock and Watson are officially Sherlock and Watson now because IIIIIIIII AAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!


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